See, this girl just has me spinning. First, she's quitting music. Then she's having sex with Axl Rose. Then she's not. Then she's wiping herself on your curtains. Now she's back to music again. Guys, I just can't keep up.
This is Lana's latest single, 'Ride', and if the title didn't sort of clue you in as to what the song's about, here're the lyrics:
I've been out on that open road
You can be my full time, daddy
White and gold
Singing blues has been getting old
You can be my full time, baby
Hot or cold
Don't break me down
I've been traveling too long
I've been trying too hard
With one pretty song
I hear the birds on the summer breeze, I drive fast
I am alone in the night
Been trying hard not to get into trouble, but I
I've got a war in my mind
So, I just ride
Dying young and I'm playing hard
That's the way my father made his life an art
Drink all day and we talk 'til dark
That's the way the road doves do it, ride 'til dark.
Don't leave me now
Don't say good bye
Don't turn around
Leave me high and dry
I hear the birds on the summer breeze, I drive fast
I am alone in the night
Been trying hard not to get in trouble, but I
I've got a war in my mind
I just ride
I'm tired of feeling like I'm f*cking crazy
I'm tired of driving 'til I see stars in my eyes
I look up to hear myself saying,
"Baby, too much I strive, I just ride."
I hear the birds on the summer breeze, I drive fast
I am alone in the night
Been trying hard not to get in trouble, but I
I've got a war in my mind
I just ride
So, not terrible, all in all, right? The girl's got something of a voice to her, and if you can get past all of the weird plastic surgery, there's potential. But just to compare, this is Lana Del Rey before she made the Big Time. And my oh my, what a difference:
What's the verdict, guys? New song---crap or not crap? />
See, this girl just has me spinning. First, she's quitting music. Then she's having sex with Axl Rose. Then she's not. Then she's wiping herself on your curtains. Now she's back to music again. Guys, I just can't keep up.
This is Lana's latest single, 'Ride', and if the title didn't sort of clue you in as to what the song's about, here're the lyrics:
I've been out on that open road
You can be my full time, daddy
White and gold
Singing blues has been getting old
You can be my ful...
The young man in question being Conor Kennedy, of course, who Taylor has allegedly written---wait for it, wait for it---a nice little song about. The song is called 'Begin Again', and it's totally, totally about Conor Kennedy. From MTV:
Taylor Swift is allowing herself to fall again in her latest Red single, "Begin Again." The track, which she released in full late Monday night, follows the singer as she meets a new guy who allows her to be the person the other guy didn't.
She opens the slow-m...
From Flixist:
As you may have heard, Tim Burton is making a sequel to Beetlejuice. Seth Grahame-Smith, the screenwriter behind Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is working on a draft at the moment. Michael Keaton will be returning. Some of us are cautiously optimistic, and the majority of us are terrified at the impending ruin of our childhoods. It seems like those involved in the original might be with the majority of us.
At the Frankenweenie press junket in Anaheim on Sunday, a reporter enthus...
Amanda Bynes is scaring the crap out of New York City now. [The Superficial]
Sarah Silverman does politics. Well, surprisingly. [The Frisky]
VIDEO: Lil Wayne is one frigged-up dude. [TMZ]
Sarah Michelle Gellar had a boy! [Starpulse]
Man, Demi's going to be SO PISSED at her daughters. [Lainey Gossip]
Adam Lambert's performing at a marriage equality event tonight. [Socialite Life]
Lady Gaga's fatsuit. [Yeeeah]
Lindsay Lohan is most likely dying. [Amy Grindhouse]
More photos of Miley on Two and a Half Men. [theBERRY]
Arnold Schwarzenegger tells Maria that she still turns him on (thoug...
So that, that ^^ up there, is a far cry from this, which is probably how we're envisioning Ginnifer Goodwin as of late:
Which is also a far cry from this, which is an image last used when we last had a Ginnifer Goodwin-dedicated post, back in January of 2011:
And it goes without saying that she looks beautiful in all three of these photos---sans makeup, dressed up to the nines, and with long, flowing hair, but what's your favorite Ginnifer Goodwin face? Me, I like them all. It's a fortunate thing for a lady when s...
Remember how I told you guys that Miley's going to be on Two and a Half Men? Because here she is! On Two and a Half Men! And while it would appear, from the photos, that she's Ashton Kutcher's character's love interest, that's actually wrong, and as previously reported, she'll be the girlfriend of the half-man, portrayed by Angus T. Jones.
What I really want to talk about though, is Miley's massive, bulging cleavage. Did girlfriend, you know, get a boob job or something? Because normally w...
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the emergency room in NYC last night ... and sources connected to the actress tell us she's suffering from a bad lung infection.
Lindsay has been telling friends she's been dealing with a bad case of "walking pneumonia" for the last couple weeks -- and last night, we're told things got so bad she had to go to the hospital.
We're told Lindsay was taken to Mt. Sinai, where she received medication for the infection -- including antibiotics -- and was disc...
I mean, yeah, it's a bathing suit, which is almost debatable, because it could really double as an exercise suit (romper?) circa 1985, but hey. You've got your fashion plate man in your corner, girl, telling you what's up, so I guess I have to bow down to the supreme final word that is Kanye West's direction.
More importantly, how do you guys feel about Kim's swimsuit? And don't you just wish she'd take off that silly open caftan thing? Wouldn't that just make things so much better? ...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Arnold Schwarzenegger photo: Chaz (OMGLOL)
"Well, um hello, Sexy Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, um...
So, earlier this morning, our girl Emily was kind enough to give you her perspective on some of the best-dressed and worst-dressed at last night's Emmy Awards, and here I am to put my two cents in. First, let me say that I totally agree with Kat Dennings being on the 'best' list, because even if her dress is two sizes too small, she is one beautiful, beautiful woman. Like, one of the most beautiful going today, probably. What I don't agree with, however? Was the fact that Ginnifer Goodwin was also ...
From People:
It's been 25 years since primetime viewers first got a glimpse at a different kind of all-American family on Full House, but on Saturday, Uncle Jesse, two-thirds of the Tanner trio and even Gibbler got together in L.A.
The reunion brought together the patchwork San Francisco family, including Candace Cameron Bure (D.J. Tanner), 36, Bob Saget (Danny Tanner), 56, John Stamos (Jesse Katsopolis), 49, Jodie Sweetin (Stephanie Tanner), 30, Lori Loughlin (Becky Katsopolis), 48, Andrea B...
