I just can't stop admiring this girl's look, guys, I'm sorry. Yeah, she often looks unwashed and reeking of stale cigarettes and red bull (though it's definitely a different kind of smoke-and-Red Bull musk than what I'd imagine Lindsay Lohan's carrying around, because when you mix Red Bull and cigarettes and the smell of STDs, it's a different-colored horse entirely), but she's still so, so pretty. I don't get how anyone could think she's *not* so, so pretty. Want to hate on her acting? OK. I can under...
“I just transitioned out of maternity jeans. I’m working on two years and I haven’t even lost all my weight. And those girls that do, they’re spending less time with their kids. I just wanted to hang out with my daughter 24 hours a day. ... I will not be Tweeting photos of me in a bikini, let alone wear a bikini I think ever again in my life. ... I know girls that just genetically it just drops off. I didn’t mean to offend the skinny people.”
Christina's talking about the baby--...
If you want to go ahead and believe a new book being written about Kate Gosselin, which pretty much eviscerates her for being a piss-poor parent (which we already knew, but apparently some random author thought it was high time to bring out those demons again and profit from them). The book is called 'Kate Gosselin: How She Fooled the World', and it's all about what a fake bitch Kate Gosselin is---oh, and what a bad parent she is, too. What it covers extensively, however, is the fact that she used...
Here it is. And here you are, looking at it. 'It', of course, would be the ill-gotten (?) engagement ring of a reality show ho who calls herself J WOWW and who prides herself on bar fights and how much she can drink (and puke) in one night. Don't you feel good about yourself now? Because you should.
Also, good ol' Jenny Loves the Cock is all a-titter over the ring, saying she's not worthy of it or something. From an exclusive interview with In Touch magazine:
“It’s more than I ever expected,” Jenni, 27, tells In T...
So, in reality, the two were together to host the Black Pyramid Party at Supperclub in Los Angeles, but if you look through the photos in the gallery, the two look ... well, they look pretty darn cozy, if you ask me. Which doesn't make any sense, because Nicole Scherzinger seems like a reasonable girl (I guess?), and it's beyond me that any reasonable-like girl would consider kissing, snuggling, or otherwise being within six feet of Chris Brown voluntarily.
Chris, as you guys all know, is "dating...
Because she's not looking all that good, guys. Last I checked, it was her husband who had a debilitating illness that tore through and ravaged his body, and not her. She looks sick. She's looking like hell. It's looking like the years of dealing with her husband's illness, coupled with her own mental illness, has really, really taken its toll on her. Granted, she's still a beautiful woman, but guys ... she's only just forty-three years old (forty-three years old as of just yesterday, so happy birthd...
From Us Weekly:
"They are living together and have reconciled," an insider tells Us Weekly in the new issue, on stands Friday.
But they haven't exactly returned to the way they were before July, when Us broke the news that the Twilight actress, 22, had cheated with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, 41.
As Us revealed last week, Pattinson, 26, and his estranged love recently "had a dramatic makeup." But a source tells Us the British hunk "is extra-sensitive right n...
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Ann Romney eats like a celebrity. [TMZ]
Lady Gaga's underwear pics. [The Blemish]
Fun with Photoshop, not insults with Photoshop. [theBERRY]
Jaden Smith's new RAP SONG. [Huff Po]
17 Of the Best Teen Shows Ever. [Socialite Lif...
So this is what Kim wore at the airport last night. Because this is the best kind of attire to fly in, don't you know. Tight, hot leather bodices and heavy cotton skirts covered with ... I don't even know what those bat-wing looking things are, but it and they, both, look stifling, uncomfortable, and above all, she looks like she smells. No, seriously, hear me out---look at her hair. It's greasy. And it looks like it just stinks. I mean, why go through the motions of trying to look all vogue and what not to sit on a damn plane for a few hours if you're not even going to wash your hair? That's just gross, guys. And she's gross. Let's be real here.
See, I'm going to be on one of them aeroplane things early, early this Saturday morning, and you want to know what my fly-day outfit is gonna be? It's a pair of Nike Cortez. A pair of ankle-cropped sweatpants. A v-neck t-shirt. Oh, and let's not forget the pièce de résistance---a zip-front hooded sweatshirt. And I will wash my hair, make no mistake.
Bleurgh.
[gallery] />So this is what Kim wore at the airport last night. Because this is the best kind of attire to fly in, don't you know. Tight, hot leather bodices and heavy cotton skirts covered with ... I don't even know what those bat-wing looking things are, but it and they, both, look stifling, uncomfortable, and above all, she looks like she smells. No, seriously, hear me out---look at her hair. It's greasy. And it looks like it just stinks. I mean, why go through the motions of trying to look all vogue and ...
"Sometimes it goes well, sometimes it don’t, but if you sort of sense there’s an incompatibility, then in any relationship regardless of the status of the individual, it kind of is best to go separate ways. I think if you’re someone who’s really into mountain biking, it would be good to go out with someone else who’s into mountain biking, and if you’re really into Eastern mysticism, go out with someone else who into Eastern mysticism. I think if you’re a devoted tennis profession...
I know. I hate talking about Bristol Palin, too, and it's a genuine hate---it's not one of those things where you love to rag on the person, so you constantly go on and on about them (ahem, Lana Del Rey), I legitimately do not like talking about Bristol Palin. I think she's a messed-up, backwards fool with abhorrent social ideas and a self-centeredness that could make even Paris Hilton look like an admirable humanitarian.
What I do want to talk about, however, since I went ahead and did it anyway, is Bristol's face. On Dancing With the Stars. B...