Guys, I've always loved LeeLee Sobieski. Always. Isn't she just so great? Even from way back when she was the young girl in Deep Impact. Remember that movie? No? Then you're definitely not going to remember this one---In a Dark Place, a scary movie starring LeeLee that came out in 2006. Creepy, creepy-ass movie. Good creepy, creepy-ass movie. If you've never seen it, you need to, and here's a brief synopsis to encourage it:
The disturbed arts teacher, Anna Veigh, is hired by Mr. Laing as a g...
Boy. Even wearing yesterday's makeup, looking like she hasn't slept in ages (and pregnant; she's definitely pregnant, I'll go ahead and bet), Blake Lively looks way better than any of us do on our best day. And I don't even mean that in an insulting kind of way, because I'm sure lots of you guys just look absolutely luminescent first thing in the morning, before you've even had your first cup of coffee or tea or whatever caffeinated beverage you might consume in the dawning hours of the day.
...
Well, well, well. Look what surfaced on dem Internetz today---a photo of who appears to be Brooke Shields, hitting a pipe with H.R., who is a hardcore artist (real name: Paul D. Hudson) who performed with Bad Brains.
Brooke has, naturally, come forward, claiming that the old photo isn't her, but ... I don't know. KIND OF looks like Brooke Shields to me, you know? I'd guess that the picture is maybe two decades old, which would put Brooke at about twenty-seven, and H.R. at about thirty-six....
So remember how we were talking the other day about Ke$ha, and how she's making glorious new music that's filled with glitter and Mountain Dew and wiry pubes? Because she is, and the latest song to be talked about is called 'Supernatural'. Ke$ha recently interviewed with Ryan Seacrest, and filled him in on a little secret---'Supernatural' was written about a supernatural sexual experience that she had with a ghost. WOOOOOOOOO!
Ke$ha, on the record from Ryan Seacrest's show:
“There are...
No, because come on. There is no sleeping when it comes to car sex, duh.
From Radar Online:
Kristen Stewart told Robert Pattinson that she never actually slept with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, and this is the reason why the Twilight star was able to forgive the dalliance and get back together with her, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
"Kristen and Rupert both told their respective partners that they didn't actually have sex," a source clos...
And it's not just the cat ears, guys.
So yeah. "Rehab," huh? Are we sure we didn't do a little housekeeping while away? A little facial-freshening? Because something definitely, definitely looks quite different, and I just can't put my finger on what it is.
Thoughts? Is LeAnn tidying up on the DL? Am I even allowed to say "DL" anymore, or has that become passé?
...
Yes, it's happening again, can you believe it?
Aagh, I don't know. More people getting pulled into closets, more people saying, "[Fill in the blank], is that you?", and it's really all the same as the other films in the series, just with the implementation of the COOL NEW KINECT TRACKING DOTS or whatever the f-ck trendy-ass thing it is they're talking about. Seriously, it's really all the same. It's, like, The Omen filmed (poorly) in first-person. It's like ... well, it's like they decided that Paranormal Activity installments 1, 2, and 3 were good enough to warrant a fourth, and then they decided to market it under the guise of "This is what it all comes down to!" as if they're not going to do a Paranormal Activity 5 if this thing does well in theaters.
Quite the fail-safe, if you ask me.
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Yes, it's happening again, can you believe it?
Aagh, I don't know. More people getting pulled into closets, more people saying, "[Fill in the blank], is that you?", and it's really all the same as the other films in the series, just with the implementation of the COOL NEW KINECT TRACKING DOTS or whatever the f-ck trendy-ass thing it is they're talking about. Seriously, it's really all the same. It's, like, The Omen filmed (poorly) in first-person. It's like ... well, it's like they decided th...
Emma Watson's horrible, terrible outfit. [Moe Jackson]
Katy Perry's ex-boyfriend killed an old lady and then fell off a roof. [IDLYITW]
Olivia Munn's getting nailed by this dude on the regular. [Celebslam]
Dina Lohan is an advice guru now. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Gwyneth Paltrow has probably been lying about her age. [theBERRY]
WOW ALI LANDRY. [Yeeeah]
'Inspired: The Voices Against Prop 8'. [OMGBlog]
Let's hear Jennifer Garner talk about Ben Affleck's wonder sperm. [Socialite Lif...
In a recent interview with Katie Couric, Demi Lovato claims that since the age of three, she's disliked her body. On Katie's new show, Demi says:
"I remember being three years old in a diaper and rubbing my hand over my stomach, like I remember thinking in my head, 'I wonder if one day this will ever be flat?' It just continued. I've always had self-confidence issues... and it also didn't help that I had kids in school at such a young age that were really, really naturally very thin, so I alw...
But of course she's not, though, because this "apology" is her way of telling the world that she rocked a quarter-of-a-million-dollar f-cking nailpolish color to last week's Emmys, if you didn't hear last week. And why would she go ahead and tell us this? Well duh. Because no one noticed---LAST WEEK---to begin with. Why endure the extravagance of a $250k manicure if you can't brag about it to the world? I mean, honestly. 'Til today (or maybe yesterday, when Kelly announced that she was sorry on Twitter), did you...
Today in ridiculous: Snoop Dogg and his son say it's OK to smoke pot with your parents. [Bossip]
Win an XBox Kinect console from Celebuzz. [The Superficial]
Cilla is the Evil Queen. [Lainey Gossip]
'Happy Days' Erin Moran is homeless. [Splash]
Irina Shayk's unbelievable body. [G Celeb]
All about Chris Brown and Nicole Scherzinger's hookup. [Hollywood PQ]
Miley is obsessed with Pink. [theBERRY]
Let's talk about the Emma Watson upskirt, OK? [IDLYITW]
Stacy London talks her lifelong eating disord...
Guys, I've always loved LeeLee Sobieski. Always. Isn't she just so great? Even from way back when she was the young girl in Deep Impact. Remember that movie? No? Then you're definitely not going to remember this one---In a Dark Place, a scary movie starring LeeLee that came out in 2006. Creepy, creepy-ass movie. Good creepy, creepy-ass movie. If you've never seen it, you need to, and here's a brief synopsis to encourage it:
The disturbed arts teacher, Anna Veigh, is hired by Mr. Laing as a g...
Boy. Even wearing yesterday's makeup, looking like she hasn't slept in ages (and pregnant; she's definitely pregnant, I'll go ahead and bet), Blake Lively looks way better than any of us do on our best day. And I don't even mean that in an insulting kind of way, because I'm sure lots of you guys just look absolutely luminescent first thing in the morning, before you've even had your first cup of coffee or tea or whatever caffeinated beverage you might consume in the dawning hours of the day.
...
Well, well, well. Look what surfaced on dem Internetz today---a photo of who appears to be Brooke Shields, hitting a pipe with H.R., who is a hardcore artist (real name: Paul D. Hudson) who performed with Bad Brains.
Brooke has, naturally, come forward, claiming that the old photo isn't her, but ... I don't know. KIND OF looks like Brooke Shields to me, you know? I'd guess that the picture is maybe two decades old, which would put Brooke at about twenty-seven, and H.R. at about thirty-six....
So remember how we were talking the other day about Ke$ha, and how she's making glorious new music that's filled with glitter and Mountain Dew and wiry pubes? Because she is, and the latest song to be talked about is called 'Supernatural'. Ke$ha recently interviewed with Ryan Seacrest, and filled him in on a little secret---'Supernatural' was written about a supernatural sexual experience that she had with a ghost. WOOOOOOOOO!
Ke$ha, on the record from Ryan Seacrest's show:
“There are...
No, because come on. There is no sleeping when it comes to car sex, duh.
From Radar Online:
Kristen Stewart told Robert Pattinson that she never actually slept with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, and this is the reason why the Twilight star was able to forgive the dalliance and get back together with her, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
"Kristen and Rupert both told their respective partners that they didn't actually have sex," a source clos...
And it's not just the cat ears, guys.
So yeah. "Rehab," huh? Are we sure we didn't do a little housekeeping while away? A little facial-freshening? Because something definitely, definitely looks quite different, and I just can't put my finger on what it is.
Thoughts? Is LeAnn tidying up on the DL? Am I even allowed to say "DL" anymore, or has that become passé?
...
Emma Watson's horrible, terrible outfit. [Moe Jackson]
Katy Perry's ex-boyfriend killed an old lady and then fell off a roof. [IDLYITW]
Olivia Munn's getting nailed by this dude on the regular. [Celebslam]
Dina Lohan is an advice guru now. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Gwyneth Paltrow has probably been lying about her age. [theBERRY]
WOW ALI LANDRY. [Yeeeah]
'Inspired: The Voices Against Prop 8'. [OMGBlog]
Let's hear Jennifer Garner talk about Ben Affleck's wonder sperm. [Socialite Lif...
In a recent interview with Katie Couric, Demi Lovato claims that since the age of three, she's disliked her body. On Katie's new show, Demi says:
"I remember being three years old in a diaper and rubbing my hand over my stomach, like I remember thinking in my head, 'I wonder if one day this will ever be flat?' It just continued. I've always had self-confidence issues... and it also didn't help that I had kids in school at such a young age that were really, really naturally very thin, so I alw...
But of course she's not, though, because this "apology" is her way of telling the world that she rocked a quarter-of-a-million-dollar f-cking nailpolish color to last week's Emmys, if you didn't hear last week. And why would she go ahead and tell us this? Well duh. Because no one noticed---LAST WEEK---to begin with. Why endure the extravagance of a $250k manicure if you can't brag about it to the world? I mean, honestly. 'Til today (or maybe yesterday, when Kelly announced that she was sorry on Twitter), did you...
Today in ridiculous: Snoop Dogg and his son say it's OK to smoke pot with your parents. [Bossip]
Win an XBox Kinect console from Celebuzz. [The Superficial]
Cilla is the Evil Queen. [Lainey Gossip]
'Happy Days' Erin Moran is homeless. [Splash]
Irina Shayk's unbelievable body. [G Celeb]
All about Chris Brown and Nicole Scherzinger's hookup. [Hollywood PQ]
Miley is obsessed with Pink. [theBERRY]
Let's talk about the Emma Watson upskirt, OK? [IDLYITW]
Stacy London talks her lifelong eating disord...