Yesterday we talked about how Saved by the Bell's Lark Voorhies' mom came forward and blamed the "erratic" behavior that her daughter had been exhibiting over the past year on the fact that her daughter has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Which, if you can get past the fact that it was really f-cked up that a grown-ass woman's mother is talking personal details of said grown-ass woman's life without permission, I guess it's what our moms do, sometimes, right? Give things away that we'd all ra...
So, Snoop compiled a list of 10 reasons why he's not voting for Mitt Romney, and 10 reasons why he will be voting for the incumbent, President Barack Obama, and the results were ... well, the results were pretty f-cking funny, if I must say. Without further ado, here's 10 reasons why Snoop'll be voting Democrat. Courtesy of Snoop's Twitter:
#10---I seen that n-gga hoop before and he got a jumper. (I don't know what this means. Basketball, maybe?)
#9---He smokes Newports.
#8---We use...
So this is the song that Adele co-wrote for the latest James Bond movie, Skyfall, which is still featuring Daniel Craig as James Bond, or, as I like to refer to him, the Worst James Bond of All Time*.
Also, you know that Adele's behind this project, because without virtually any advertising or to-do, the song's already on the top ten iTunes list today. As in number one, as of right now.
Gosh. Is there anything this fabulous, fabulous lady can't do? She should be so proud of herself, seriously.
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So this is the song that Adele co-wrote for the latest James Bond movie, Skyfall, which is still featuring Daniel Craig as James Bond, or, as I like to refer to him, the Worst James Bond of All Time*.
Also, you know that Adele's behind this project, because without virtually any advertising or to-do, the song's already on the top ten iTunes list today. As in number one, as of right now.
Gosh. Is there anything this fabulous, fabulous lady can't do? She should be so proud of herself, s...
Natalie Portman is looking very, very well. [The Superficial]
Justin Timberlake dumps all his charities. [Lainey Gossip]
Somebody was murdered in Charlize Theron's former home in South Africa. [Splash]
Hulk Hogan's sex tape is here! [Starpulse]
Ben Affleck talks about his self-proclaimed "wonder johnson." [Cele|bitchy]
"Death to Big Bird." Way to go, Repubs. [Huff Po]
Astrology 101: Learning to let go. [The Frisky]
Kate Bosworth: still real, real skinny. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Here's "chubby" Salma Hayek. [Yeeeah]
PHOTOS: Before they were famous. [theBERRY]
Gwen Stefani's unbe...
The video is called 'The Real Chris Brown', because apparently the REAL Chris Brown isn't summed up by woman-beating, cheating on an impressionable girl with your ex-girlfriend (whom you beat), engaging in glass-throwing at clubs---which results in many people being injured---and a general poor disposition, bad attitude, and unparalleled temper. Nope, the real Chris Brown is just a crazy, fun-loving man with so much love to give that he went and loved two ladies because that's what you do when you're a crazy, fun-loving man with so much love to give.
Also, I just love how this "CANDID" new vivdeo came out just in time for Chris and Karreuche's breakup. That's great timing right there.
Meanwhile, this is what Karreuche's been saying on Twitter:
Wtf is going on?
All I'm saying is.. You don't mess with people's genuine feelings. You just don't!
Life moves on.. So let's all.
Doesn't exactly sound like the breakup was a two-way decision, if you ask me, and quite honestly, it sounds like it sort of came out of the blue for poor, deluded Karreuche. />
The video is called 'The Real Chris Brown', because apparently the REAL Chris Brown isn't summed up by woman-beating, cheating on an impressionable girl with your ex-girlfriend (whom you beat), engaging in glass-throwing at clubs---which results in many people being injured---and a general poor disposition, bad attitude, and unparalleled temper. Nope, the real Chris Brown is just a crazy, fun-loving man with so much love to give that he went and loved two ladies because that's what you do wh...
Did any of you guys watch The View today? Because while I normally don't, I happened to catch part of it, and it was probably the most relevant part of The View that's ever aired for me.
On The View, Barbara Walters revealed that Mariah Carey confirmed---to her---that Nicki Minaj threatened her life on the 'American Idol' set, saying, "If I had a gun I would shoot the bitch," meaning Nicki would shoot Mariah, had she a firearm on her person. I mean, there's really no other way to take that...
Hillary Clinton likes Christina Aguilera's tits. [The Superficial]
First photos of Avril Lavigne's baby bump. [Lainey Gossip]
Nicole Kidman still battles depression. [Starpulse]
Mark Zuckerberg does a rare interview. [Cele|bitchy]
Charlize Theron is so damn fine. [G Celeb]
Anderson Cooper rips Star Jones. [TMZ]
T.I. saved Scott Stapp. [The Frisky]
Rihanna and Chris don't give a f-ck what you think. [Socialite Life]
Pro boxer comes out of the closet. [OMGBlog]
PHOTOS: Cameron Diaz...
So, sources at Hollywood Life claim that former Weight Watchers spokeswoman, Jennifer Hudson, thinks Jessica Simpson is nothing but an overweight, lazy schlub who has no motivation at all to get back to her former, pre-baby, pre-chili cookoff self. And isn't that kind of like the kettle and the pot thing? Because come on. From HL:
Jennifer Hudson is not impressed with Jessica Simpson‘s 40-pound weight loss — the former American Idol star has lost 80 pounds, and thinks Jessica’s diet “has been a coloss...
And I know it's kind of a rare thing, much like magical blue unicorns (and guys, when I was in New Orleans this past weekend, I went into an Urban Outfitters and guess what they had ... a 3/4 boat-neck t-shirt with a magical blue unicorn pattern all over it, and I bought the shit out of it) when Kate Upton's clothed and not shaking her tits to 'Cat Daddy'---dancebreak!
Also, are people still calling Kate Upton fat? Is that still a thing? Because jeez. "Fat" or "thin," clothed or not cloth...
From E! Online via Chris's publicist:
"I have decided to be single to focus on my career. I love Karrueche very much, but I don't want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna. I'd rather be single, allowing us to both be happy in our lives."
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PHOTOS: Heidi Montag's a stripper now. [The Superficial]
Mariah and Nicki are "embarrassed." [Lainey Gossip]
Why is Lady Gaga sucking Donatella Versace's thumb? [Bohomoth]
PHOTOS: Rihanna and Chris are sucking face again. [Starpulse]
Inside Kristen Stewart's "steamy threesome." [Splash]
Lady Gaga's wearing Liz Hurley's dress. [INFDaily]
James Franco: naked and covered in gold. [Huff Po]
Jennifer Lopez is apparently engaged. Look at that ring. [CDL]
T.I. is still the hottest rapper alive, hands down. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Bad dress, Christina Hendrick...