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LeAnn Rimes Has a “Massive Infection,” Cancels Show

photo of leann rimes pictures post-rehab pic Guys, I have to say---aside from that scary-skinny thing that she had going on over the last year (at which point, she's still not out of the woods, to be honest)---this is probably the worst that LeAnn's looked since she married that asshat, Eddie Cibrian. It's amazing how someone can so totally and wholly help ruin your entire outlook on life. What's LeAnn been up to lately, you wonder, though? Well, she cancelled a circuit of tours last night, citing a "massive infection." Yes, apparently LeAnn's dental woes (?...

Karrueche’s Pretty Mad at Chris Brown, I Guess

photo of karreuche tran pictures pretty pic From TMZ: Chris Brown's recently axed ex-girlfriend has 3 words for him -- shut your mouth ... because she is PISSED C.B. made that highly-produced drunken video confession about loving two chicks. Sources close to Karrueche Tran tell TMZ ... she's livid over the fact that Brown blasted their personal problems all over the internet with his ridiculous video -- in which he confesses to loving Rihanna and Karrueche at the same time. If Chris thought the video would soften the blow of breaking ...

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Some dude assaulted Lindsay Lohan. Allegedly. [Click for More] Christina Aguilera did not mean what she said about the fat thing. [Click for More] Paris Hilton made out with a chick while her boyfriend beat up the chick's boyfriend. [Click for More] Caption This! [Click for More] Britney Spears can't do anything without someone supervising. ANYTHING. [Click for More] Mayim Bialik wants you to beat your meat. [Click for More] Hulk Hogan's NSFW sex tape leak. [Click for More] />Some dude assaulted Lindsay Lohan. Allegedly. [Click for More] Christina Aguilera did not mean what she said about the fat thing. [Click for More] Paris Hilton made out with a chick while her boyfriend beat up the chick's boyfriend. [Click for More] Caption This! [Click for More] Britney Spears can't do anything without someone supervising. ANYTHING. [Click for More] Mayim Bialik wants you to beat your meat. [Click for More] Hulk Hogan's NSFW sex tape leak. [Click for More]...

Quotables: Here’s Some Stuff Jessica Biel Made Justin Timberlake Say

photo of justin timberlake pictures funny face pic "We met and got talking. Afterwards I asked my friend if I could call her and ask her out. My friend called Jessica and Jessica said yes, and so I called her. I did it the old fashioned way -- by telephone. That's something I learned from both my stepdad and my grandfather -- that there is a thing called chivalry and it doesn't have to die with the birth of the internet. The way I see it, if you're asking a girl out on a date, it's only right to do it in a way that she can hear your voice. I h...

Is Mila Kunis the Sexiest Woman Alive?

photo of mila kunis pictures esquire sexiest woman pic Well, now, I don't know. In a word? No. In a few words? Not quite. I mean, yeah, she's totally pretty and has a lovely figure and what not, but Mila Kunis? As the sexiest woman alive? I hardly think so. Here's my most current Five Sexiest Women in the World: #5 - Scarlett Johansson #4 - Marion Cotillard #3 - Kat Dennings #2 - Kristen Stewart #1 - Rachel McAdams OK, so apparently, I have a type, huh? Large, luminous eyes, full lips, and generally dark hair. Sue ...

So There Was This ‘Clueless’ Magazine Reunion

photo of clueless reunion et magazine pictures And man. You know who just did not age well? Jeremy Sisto, and it pains me to say that because I always had, like, the biggest crush on him. Here's a photo of the 'Clueless' cast during the shoot, and be sure to note what Jeremy Sisto looks like today: In case you couldn't find him, he's in the bottom row in the middle. My God. Remember how hot Jeremy Sisto used to be? Let me remind you: And yeah, um, pardon the fan-girl picture, it was the best I could find with him at his hottest, OK? Heavens. Anyway, here's an excerpt of the interview with Enter...

Kim Kardashian Has This Areola She Wants to Show You

photo of kim kardashian pictures photos nipples pic And it's/they're as wonky as Paris Hilton's wonkiest eye day. Lord, yes. Take a closer look, why don't you: Now, don't get me wrong---I don't know exactly which areola Kim wants to show you, because they look like they're both fighting for equal attention, but hey. Nipples are nipples, and what the f-ck is Kim Kardashian wearing, anyway? Is this all the Kanye in her clothing choices as of late? Because between that up there, and this: Is this the kind of thing that Kanye's doing in order to sabotage Kim so that he c...

Holly Madison Looks Like a Totally Different Person

photo of holly madison pictures pregnancy photos pic Want to hear something crazy? This is the first time I've ever written about Holly Madison. In my years as a gossip writer, I don't think I've ever even uttered the name 'Holly Madison' once. Insanity. This might be one of the first times this sort of thing has happened. But anyway, you guys all know that she's pregnant with her first child, with boyfriend Pasquale Rotella. She gained fame from being one of Hugh Hefner's "girls" earlier in the decade, and has impressed us with feats such as ...

Love It or Leave It: Lady Gaga’s Weird Outfit

photo of lady gaga pictures So I'm all about what Lady Gaga's doing lately. And if you don't know what Lady Gaga's doing lately, it's just this---telling everyone the world over that they should be comfortable in their own skin, no matter what, and the same people should accept their flaws and know that they're beautiful because they're people and that's just the way it is. I like it. I think it's really wonderful. But you want to know what I think is not so wonderful? This horrific outfit Lady Gaga's wearing. It's just bad. It's not even high fa...

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photo of stacy keibler wrestling pictures Stacy Keibler: too hot to dump? [The Superficial] Chris Brown "isn't trying to be a dog." OK. [Cele|bitchy] Liam Neeson's baddest-ass movie moments. [Starpulse] "My doctor didn't love my IUD." [The Frisky] Hey, guess who got busted for DUI! [TMZ] He's still pretty hot, after all. [Socialite Life] Lady Gaga walks around Donatella Versace's house topless. NSFW. [The Blemish] The nineties---all in one picture. [theBERRY] Jessica Alba tittays. [Celebslam] Ellen DeGeneres covers "Shoop." [OMGBlog] Anderson Cooper hates Star Jones. [Popbytes] Kim Kardashian's diet ...

PHOTO: Snooki Goes Makeup-Free Post-Baby

photo of nicole snooki polizzi no makeup pictures The caption?: Legit loungin in pjs & no makeup. I feel good. Guys, can I tell you how much I just love it when Snooks takes photos of herself without seventeen layers of war paint slathered all over her face and décolletage? Because she always looks so pretty and happy and free, but I'm wondering if, this time, Snooki's not only showing off her bare face, but some minor surgery? Because girlfriend's face looks a little different than it did last time we saw her without makeup, and here's that p...