“To keep a legend fresh, you always have to change its point of view. It is the first time we’ve had a man speaking about a women’s fragrance. We think very much that the perfume is a seduction between a man, a woman and the perfume. No.5 is our leading fragrance, and we are willing to make the investment to keep it on that level.”What investment, you wonder? This investment---get ready for it: a whole seven million dollars. For a PERFUME AD. See, I love Chanel as much as the next lady (though I'm more partial to Tom Ford, if we're talking luxury fragrances, to be quite honest), but No.5 is the leading fragrance? I'd have to disagree and say that Coco Mademoiselle is probably the best. Yeah, it's my opinion, and I have no numbers to back that claim up, but have you ever smelled No.5? It smells like the crack of a rich old lady's ass. And I use that term loosely, to say the least. /> Well, OK. It's the teaser for the actual ad, which will be debuting soon. Here's the official statement from Chanel about Brad's #5 ad: “To keep a legend fresh, you always have to change its point of view. It is the first time we’ve had a man speaking about a women’s fragrance. We think very much that the perfume is a seduction between a man, a woman and the perfume. No.5 is our leading fragrance, and we are willing to make the investment to keep it on that level.” What investm...
Well, OK. It's the teaser for the actual ad, which will be debuting soon. Here's the official statement from Chanel about Brad's #5 ad:
BAM. That'll show YOU, Angelina Jolie. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Also, bummer for Jennifer Aniston, because not only did I forget she got engaged, I forgot that we seen the ring yet. Here's another shot of Jen oh-so-casually putting her ring on display, neither intentionally nor knowing she was in the presence of a photographer:
What do you guys think? Gaudy as hell or, you know, "tasteful and demure"?
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You guys'll never guess who this adorable little kid turned out to be. And if you can only imagine what she'd be like if she'd stayed away from the shots, and the black eyeliner, and the cheeseball tattoos, then looking at this photo might give you a good idea of what a sweet and clean girl would look like today. (Wait. Is that VOCCA in that cup? Huh?)
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It's official, guys---this is definitely the most we've ever talked about Jessica Biel on this site, and it's not all been that bad. Today, however? Within this post, this haircut on Jess ... oh my God I could just die. This is terrible. What the hell is this? She looks like the Madam Tussaud's version of herself. No, wait, sorry---she looks worse than the Madam Tussaud's version of herself.
Realistically speaking, the outfit is great. She's got a banging-ass figure, and anyone would be luc...
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BAM. Jessica Biel's FEAR FACE as she plays Vera Miles.
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