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photo of sally field pictures Christina Aguilera is bringing sexy back. [The Superficial] Sally Field doesn't give a shit. [Lainey Gossip] Lady Gaga visits Julian Assange in prison. [Splash] Lindsay Lohan is just embarrassing now. [TMZ] Jenny McCarthy blew a dude at a truck stop for twenty bucks. [The Blemish] PHOTOS: Rebel Wilson trashed a hotel room. [theBERRY] Why there will not be a Led Zeppelin reunion. [Huff Po] P!nk's awesome new video. [Hollywood PQ] Matt Bomer's magic boner. [Socialite Life] Jennifer Lawrence named Miss Dior. [Bohomoth] Hulk Hogan is butt-hurt. [Cele|bit...

Quotables: Olivia Wilde’s Ex-Husband Destroyed Her Vagina

photo of olivia wilde pictures o face playgirl pic “I felt like my vagina died. Turned off. Lights out ... you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina. Sometimes your vagina dies. Then you know it’s time to go. There’s no reason to sacrifice your womanhood and femininity for some sort of weird feeling of responsibility to something that may not be right. I feel like far too many women do that. [Men] are not allowed to be the only ones thinki...

Brad Pitt Makes Us Love Him Because of ‘Interview’ Magazine

photo of brad pitt eye patch interview magazine pictures And of course, for a zillion other reasons including the moxie he must have to rip Chanel off for $7m dollars, and also, there's that Make It Right thing he's still doing down in New Orleans seven years after Hurricane Katrina ... he's just a solid dude, and he's hot, and he might actually be my dream dude---he's got the looks, the integrity, the talent, and the dedication to his children and partner. Does it get any hotter than that? Probably not. Here's an excerpt from Brad's recent interv...

Demi Lovato Hates Barbie Dolls, OK?

photo of demi lovato pictures barbie doll pic So this past weekend, Demi Lovato has a concert stop in Brazil, where a fan threw a Barbie doll on stage for whatever reason (I'm going to go ahead and throw the word STAGED around right now, so if that offends you, please tune out for the moment). Demi, when "noticing" what had taken flight and ended up on stage, picked up the Barbie doll, shook it fiercely (I'm making that part up), and proceeded to tell the audience that Barbie dolls are just not cool. Demi said: “I spent my whole life tr...

Quotables: Courtney Stodden is an Old Soul

photo of courtney stodden pictures boobs pic "When you’re an old soul, you’re not going to fall in love with a 14 year-old boy. You meet somebody, you know what you want, and you’re going to get that… I was a Christian girl and I wanted to save myself until I got married. Some people say that I waited a whole 16 years… that meant so much to me… we’re still together. We’ve been married for a year and a half almost." Oh, so you got that, right? ...

So We Have Photos of Amber Tamblyn and David Cross’s Wedding!

photo of amber tamblyn and david cross pictures wedding pic So I'd be completely lying to myself if I didn't admit to thinking that Amber Tamblyn's wedding to comedian David Cross didn't look positively awesome and adorable, what with it being held in the woods, and with friends like Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, Questlove, and Amy Poehler in attendance. Here're a few photos of Amber and David's big day, with a few candid shots of guests and cheesecake wedding cake thrown in for good measure. So, again, congratulations, guys! I never did hear anything back about t...

Did Jennifer Garner Get Her Lips Done?

photo of jennifer garner pictures Let's just compare this photo up here ^^ to this photo right here: Because really, if we're comparing photo #1 to photo #2, there's a big, big difference. Jennifer Garner's lips are generally full as it is, but in the top picture, they're, like, ready to burst open. Kind of freaky, if you ask me. Thoughts? Fake lips or no fake lips? ...

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photo of bubba the love sponge pictures Sex with this woman. Who belongs to Bubba the Love Sponge. THE LOVE SPONGE. [The Superficial] Kellie Pickler got a real, live record deal! [Bitten and Bound] Rhea Perlman dumped Danny DeVito's cheating ass. [Starpulse] Paula Abdul, coming back to television! [Hollywood PQ] 'Skyfall' trailer with Adele's theme. [OMGBlog] Tom Daley back in a penis-baring Speedo. [Socialite Life] Russell Simmons is robbing the cradle again. [Celebslam] Elisabetta Canalis's jumpsuit is HOT. [Yeeeah] ...

ANOTHER! REPORT!: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Back Together Again

photo of robert pattinson and kristen stewart back together pics From PEOPLE: They're back on! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have gotten back together, several sources confirm to PEOPLE. The Twilight pair – who play Edward Cullen and Bella Swan – broke up after Stewart admitted in July to having a brief fling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders. After some time apart, Stewart, 22, and Pattinson, 26, met up in Los Angeles over the weekend of Sept. 15 in L.A., and began spending more and more time together. Now t...

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of donatella versace and lady gaga pictures It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian photo: Lurker “I gotta top getting peed on, so stay tuned as we get into ...

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photo of steven tyler pictures Steven Tyler throws 'American Idol' under the bus. [The Superficial] Cats that refused to get dressed up for Halloween. [The Frisky] Hulk Hogan confirms that he banged his friend's wife. [TMZ] Mila Kunis topless. [Starpulse] Everything you never wanted to know about Nicole Kidman's sex life. [Lainey Gossip] Liz Hurley: Still totally hot, hasn't changed a bit. [Splash] Robert Pattinson drills a hole in a table in Manhattan. [Socialite Life] Chris Brown explains the love triangle. [Yeeeah] Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are legally obligated to be together...