Oh my God, guys. Talk about the ugliest, most unflattering outfit to ever come out of a Kardashian's closet (that's an achievement right there). This is what Kim Kardashian wore to lunch with Kanye West this past weekend. Where Kanye wore Those Leather Pants. Again.
In related bloat news, Kim Kardashian might be pregnant. Word. Pregnant. From Kim's Twitter account, this photo:
This was the photo's caption:
"Has anyone tried the baby ring trick? Kourtney's is accurate!!!"
So is that K...
Because oh my God does he look terrible. My formerly-hot, super-awesome, buff-ass Matthew McConaughey has been reduced to skin and bones. He's positively skeletal.
Emily told you guys weeks back that Matthew was losing a bunch of weight for a movie role he's taking on, a film wherein he plays an AIDS patient seeking life-saving drugs from Mexico, and even then he looked kind of bad-ish. Now? He looks dead. Honestly, I can understand the whole "method acting" thing, though I think Shia LaBeouf probably poisoned that term for us w...
HARRUMPH. And the song? It's called 'Wedding Bells'. This is what Nick, himself, had to say about the song:
"We're in the process of recording a new album, which is both good and bad, [the bad being that I had to] dive into subjects that make us uncomfortable and write about them. ... You have to write a song and apologize for it later. I don't think I've ever written a song that makes me as uncomfortable as this song does. Some things happened in the last year that affected me in that moment. ... This song is called 'Wedding Bells.' "
If that clue right there is a little too vague for your tastes, try this one out for size---a lyric in the song says, "If you recall our anniversary falls/ Eleven nights into June," and you're as obsessed with Nick and Miley as much as I used to be some people are, then you'll know that their anniversary *also* fell on June 11th. Of 2006. But hey, who's counting, right?
Last, unless Selena Gomez is engaged to Bieber on the DL, and also throw away all of the other clues that allude to Miley, one can only assume that he's talking about Miley, you know? />
HARRUMPH. And the song? It's called 'Wedding Bells'. This is what Nick, himself, had to say about the song:
"We're in the process of recording a new album, which is both good and bad, [the bad being that I had to] dive into subjects that make us uncomfortable and write about them. ... You have to write a song and apologize for it later. I don't think I've ever written a song that makes me as uncomfortable as this song does. Some things happened in the last year that affec...
So here are some new photos of Mickey Rourke's latest plastic surgery endeavor, which are still alleged to be necessary because of "boxing accidents" that happened over two decades ago. The last time Mickey publicly addressed his multiple plastic surgeries (aside from, you know, this whole show-everyone-your-fresh-incisions thing he's got going on today), he had this to say in order to explain away going under the knife so many times:
"Most of it was to mend the mess of my face because of the ...
“I think that they are going to be able to sort it out. I am confident. I am all about bringing people together. Working for the same cause. So, I think that both outstanding artists are going to be able to make sure that, you know, they’re moving forward and not going backwards.”
If you were wondering whether or not President Obama, in this statement, was talking about his Vice President Joe Biden and Vice Presidential Nominee Paul Ryan getting along (especially in light of last night...
The hottest Kate Upton bikini photos yet. [The Superficial]
Kourtney Kardashian's very own upskirt. [The Superficial]
The Bieber sex tape is probably pretty legit. [Lainey Gossip]
Did Kate Hudson get a "tasteful" boob job? [Starpulse]
Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj. Kill me now. [theBERRY]
PHOTOS: Mitt Romney's totally gonna win now. [Socialite Life]
Karl Lagerfeld doesn't think anorexia's a problem or something. [The Frisky]
Tom Cruise's totally bitchin', totally pimpin' email address. [Cele|bitchy]
Blonde Miranda Kerr. Not hot. [Yeeeah]
S...
So we've been "hard" on Catherine Zeta-Jones lately, speculating on whether or not she's feeling physically ill, because let's be honest---girlfriend, to date, has not been looking all that healthy. Yeah, she's admitted in the past to suffering from bipolar disorder, and while she claims it's under control and medicated, she's just not looking all that happy.
These pictures, however? On the set of one of her new films, 'Red 2'? She looks pretty great. The bangs work on her in a way that they could neve...
Lindsay Lohan just endorsed Mitt Romney. [The Superficial]
Blake Lively: BUMP WATCH. [Lainey Gossip]
Taylor Swift is not a kidnapper, OK? [Starpulse]
Mila and Ashton are probably going to get married now. [Cele|bitchy]
Rihanna takes a break ... probably with Chris Brown. [Splash]
The '8 Mile' actress who's not dead is arrested for assault. [Huff Po]
Pippa's not coming to the US because NAKED PHOTOS. [The Frisky]
Hulk knew about that sex tape, natch. [Yeeeah]
Peter Facinelli talks about co-parenting. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Celebrity Polaroids. [theB...
Yup. For certain, this is most definitely the best that Britney's looked in a really, really long time. Maybe there is something to that Britney-Justin reconciliation, huh?
This is what girlfriend wore to a recent salute to Whitney Houston that was held at the Nokia theater in Los Angeles, and her eyes, guys---her eyes are practically ... normal. I think that speaks volumes, you know?
Someone also in attendance at the tribute? Jennifer Hudson. And if I'm not allowing the recent, alleged tiff between her and Jessica Simpson to color my opinion of he...
... Because between you and me (and I am a pretty big Third Eye Blind fan), there's this ongoing joke that Third Eye Blind fans are crazy and don't know the value of good music, but ah. No. That's just not entirely accurate, and here's some proof to show you that the guys (specifically Stephan Jenkins, 3EB's lead singer and guitarist) of Third Eye Blind aren't just 90's-00's flashes in the pan---they're actually doing something with their fame, and it's all for a good cause.
See, there's t...
From TMZ:
Rapper Nelly was detained last night in Texas while police officers searched his tour bus -- and found HEROIN in addition to a loaded gun ... and MASSIVE amounts of weed ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
According to law enforcement sources, Nelly's bus was stopped at a border patrol checkpoint in Sierra Blanca -- and a police canine detected the presence of drugs.
We're told cops pulled the bus over -- and after performing a search, they found 36 small baggies of heroin (t...