... Well at least he's excited about his film, huh? There is that, after all.
Also, if you couldn't watch the video, here it is in a nutshell: 'Don Jon's Addiction' will be coming to a theater near you, probably, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt is really, really excited about it. There was lots of arm waving and rocking back and forth to witness, and lots of pompousness, which was only thinly veiled by self-deprecating and grudging acknowledgements of his greatness, but don't worry: it's all been used to reinforce the fact that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is really, really excited about all this, and while I generally think he's kind of a smug little bastard, I do like him. He's gads and gads better than so many of his peers out there, and though it's sometimes hard to keep that kind of perspective, I try my best.
Personally, though? While I somewhat admire Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and think he's all shades of cute, I think 'Don Jon' is probably going to flop in theaters, and though that would be totally OK with him, I'm sure (yeah, right; he'd probably have a f-cking coronary), I also think he might be jumping the gun just a little bit in rehearsing his Oscar acceptance speech, because that's what this video really was, wasn't it? />
... Well at least he's excited about his film, huh? There is that, after all.
Also, if you couldn't watch the video, here it is in a nutshell: 'Don Jon's Addiction' will be coming to a theater near you, probably, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt is really, really excited about it. There was lots of arm waving and rocking back and forth to witness, and lots of pompousness, which was only thinly veiled by self-deprecating and grudging acknowledgements of his greatness, but don't worry: it's all be...
Some people think Beyonce's a sad, sad person Vol. IV. [The Superficial]
Gerard Butler wants to be Bruce Willis. [Lainey Gossip]
Russell Brand wants you to blow him, that's all. [Splash]
Shakira finally had that baby! [Starpulse]
Shawn Holley finally dumps Lindsay. [TMZ]
Kate Upton washes a Mercedes. That's about it. [The Blemish]
I never really got Zac Efron, either, thanks. [theBERRY]
Jon Hamm is on his way back. [Huff Po]
This is Jeremy Renner's baby mama. [Socialite Life]
Angelina Jolie talks poop. [Bohomoth]
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I would say he’s a nine. I was with him for 13 years. I wouldn’t stay if it wasn’t, like, a total package. ... He, at this point, [however] … I care about him as the father of my children … [but] even if we’re in the same room, he makes my skin crawl.
OK, taking the whole cheating thing out of this equation, because Eddie and LeAnn both are disgusting human beings in their own very special ways for doing what they did, and going about it in the way that ... well, they did, there...
Michelle Williams Should Probably Punch Lindsay Lohan in Lindsay Lohan’s Stupid Face Right About Now
So, to preface all of this f-ckery, can I just remind you about how Lindsay Lohan always tried to make it seem like she was Heath Ledger's one true love, and how she was just so genuinely devastated when he passed, which was five years ago yesterday? Because she did, even up until this past December, because that's Lindsay: she can't leave well enough alone, and whenever anyone's getting any kind of publicity (even when they're dead), she's got to go ahead and insert herself in any way she can. ...
From Page Six:
This could be Leonardo DiCaprio’s last awards season for a while. The actor has announced he’s retiring from acting indefinitely. “I’m a little bit drained,” he told German newspaper Bild. “I am now going to take a long long break.”
After doing three films in two years – Django Unchained, The Great Gatsby and the recently-finished The Wolf of Wall Street – DiCaprio says, “I’m just worn out.”
Publicity tours for those films still loom, however, bu...
Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend is paying for it all. And he doesn't know how true that statement really is. [The Superficial]
Michelle Obama's glorious inauguration gown. [Bitten and Bound]
Highlights from said ball, if you missed it. [Starpulse]
Kate Upton does Mercedes-Benz. [Hollywood PQ]
Chunky, funky big dogs. [OMGBlog]
Adele shops for her baby. [Socialite Life]
Leonardo DiCaprio to the rescue. [Celebslam]
Jennifer Lawrence is a trendsetter. [Yeeeah]
Megan Fox is a sacrif...
Where's Eva, though? She in the back stuffing her face with convenience store pizza? F-ck no. No, I'll grudgingly show you where she's at:
Grr. There she is. She's waiting outside with the dog, George, who is also inseparable from Eva, like his silly, deluded owner.
Last. Those motherf-cking pants. Third time in a damn month, and while it would be OK if the pants were actually nice, they're not. They look like something my five-year-old wears, and while they're totally cute and adorabl...
What the hell is this? Is this a victory dance or something? The old "I got a man!" strut? That what this is all about? Gang signs? Nose-picking? Peek-a-boo? I don't get it.
Thing is, I thought Max was done with Lindsay. He did, after all, say a few weeks ago that there were no "babies on the horizon." No, he really did. In an interview with E!, Max said this about Lindsay:
She was good to party with, but there's definitely not going to be any babies on the horizon.
And a mere week a...
From Radar Online:
Brandi Glanville, appearing on Monday night’s edition of Watch What Happens Live, called LeAnn Rimes “insane” in reference to the singer’s latest tell-all interview.
Brandi implied LeAnn’s been crying wolf with her cavalcade of emotional, no-holds-barred interviews – the latest with Entertainment Tonight, in which she discussed her fears of losing husband Eddie Cibrian, and her stint in rehab for stress and anxiety.
“Everyday there’s a tell-all,” Brandi sa...
From France's Madam Figaro, Lana Del Rey on trying to get past her crazy augmented face and seeing that she's a real live person:
Music was my passion, but my work with this foundation is more important. I myself had the chance to be [helped by an establishment]. Helping others now feels like it’s my turn to give something back. I want to become a sort of Angelina Jolie. Like her, I think fame is nothing in itself, but it can be put to good use – by using it to generate money for charity f...
Bill Clinton wants to tap that ass. [The Superficial]
The only way to advertise an energy drink called "Pussy." [The Frisky]
More Lindsay Lohan stupidity, courtesy of Lindsay Lohan. [TMZ]
Kim Kardashian doesn't think it's cool to prank. [Starpulse]
Jake Gyllenhaal's lonely. [Lainey Gossip]
James Franco talks that Justin Bieber-mocking video. [Splash]
10 of Michelle Obama's Most Glamorous Looks. [Socialite Life]
Jennifer Lopez needs a new makeup artist. [Yeeeah]
Britney's wearing a bra today. [Amy Grindhouse]
Celebrities and their respective coffees. [theBERRY]
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"Why is this thing in my hand so limp!?"
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