No, seriously---this is the third time this movie's been made. You remember, of course, the original, which came out back in 1976 and featured Sissy Spacek (who I like to refer to as the Most Superior Carrie), and then there was this really crappy made-for-TV movie that came out back in 2002, and I'm ashamed to say that I watched it (I didn't say I liked it; I just watched it). Now we've got Chloe Grace Moretz re-doing the character of Carrie for a third time, and guys, I have to tell you, I'm just not that impressed. And what's with all of the remakes lately anyway? Is there not an original idea left in Hollywood? Don't these producers and directors read any damn books anymore? There's TONS of shit to be done, but it seems like everyone's only interested in doing the "safe" things---i.e., the things that have already achieved a certain level of success.
Oh. And Julianne Moore's in it. So there's that, too. />
No, seriously---this is the third time this movie's been made. You remember, of course, the original, which came out back in 1976 and featured Sissy Spacek (who I like to refer to as the Most Superior Carrie), and then there was this really crappy made-for-TV movie that came out back in 2002, and I'm ashamed to say that I watched it (I didn't say I liked it; I just watched it). Now we've got Chloe Grace Moretz re-doing the character of Carrie for a third time, and guys, I have to tell you, I'm just not th...
Susan Sarandon, groped. [The Superficial]
Scarlett Johansson is brushing elbows with the most beautiful man on earth (not MY most beautiful man on earth, thankfully). [Lainey Gossip]
Tina and Amy are hosting the Golden Globes! [Starpulse]
Paul Ryan's shameless soup kitchen photo op. How awful. [TMZ]
Funniest picture ever: Granny goes grocery shopping. [The Frisky]
J Woww's fiance is abusive? What? [The Superficial]
Ben Affleck really wants a career again. [Lainey Gossip]
Som...
So remember how I told you guys a few weeks ago that Lea Michele is the new face of L'Oreal? Well here she is at one of her first functions as a real, live L'Oreal FACE AMBASSADOR. And this outfit? Well. I just don't know how I feel about it. I mean, I guess it's appropriate for the impending Halloween holiday celebration, as it makes me think of the decorations I just bought at the Dollar Tree last week in order to make my front porch look like a big, nasty spider's web, so ... spot-on? Is that what Lea was try...
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"The Muppets take Manhattan!"
First runner-up:...
So the Kennedy family matriarch, Ethel Kennedy, recently interviewed at the Robert F. Kennedy Gold Golf Tournament, and when inevitably asked about Taylor Swift and her place in the Kennedy family, Ethel answered, "... she is just spectacular. She is just sensational, inside and out. She’s very kind and… do you know what she really is? She’s game. She had never sailed before. She sailed… She played [everything] that everyone else was doing and she was good at it. And [with] no fuss.”
Oh Taylor. How perfect can you be? />
So the Kennedy family matriarch, Ethel Kennedy, recently interviewed at the Robert F. Kennedy Gold Golf Tournament, and when inevitably asked about Taylor Swift and her place in the Kennedy family, Ethel answered, "... she is just spectacular. She is just sensational, inside and out. She’s very kind and… do you know what she really is? She’s game. She had never sailed before. She sailed… She played [everything] that everyone else was doing and she was good at it. And [with] no fuss....
“Chris Farley[was my favorite person of the 90's]. I thought he was hilarious. Growing up, I used to watch Saturday Night Live just to see him. He threw his whole body into the parts he played: He’d become red and sweaty and frantic. When he died, it was really significant for me.”
“Madonna [is the icon of the 80's]. She’s the icon. She’s wholly her own person.”
“I think skinny jeans and micro-miniskirts are very unfriendly. I’ve been known to wear both, but on some day...
Octomom's boobs. [The Superficial]
Grandma loves Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip]
Celebrities who think they're DJs. [theBERRY]
BUM BUM BUM. [Socialite Life]
What a male orgasm feels like. OK? [The Frisky]
Rihanna wants a ballsy man. A ballsy one. [Cele|bitchy]
Someone who hopes Madonna dies in a fire. [Yeeeah]
Rage Against the Machine thinks Paul Ryan is a jackass. [Huff Po]
Famous people who died penniless. [Bitten and Bound]
Daredevil Felix at 24 miles up. [OMGBlog]
Diane Kruger's nipples. [G Celeb]
Kate Hudson's boo...
Oh God guys. This is what Miley wore on her latest guest appearance on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno, and you'll have to excuse me for the blatant lack of that whole pretending-I'm-not-as-aghast-as-I-totally-am thing that I'm normally pretty OK with, because this is horrific.
What else is Miley up to, aside from choosing really, really unfortunate outfits to wear on late-night shows? Well she's jumping on the bandwagon of puking on stage. Yup. This is what she had to say during a recent interview:
"I had that happen one t...
So we showed you the teaser last week, and now here's the full monty---Brad Pitt, ejaculating pretentious words and phrases all over the stomach of Chanel in an effort to make us want him even more. Oh, what? It's supposed to make us want Chanel
more? My bad.
On a side note, I cleaned out my media center this past weekend, and you know what I found? Well, a few things I was looking for---namely the entire 'Halloween' collection on VHS, since I want to watch them nightly 'til Halloween actually approaches---but I also found a GD library book that I reported LOST eighteen months ago, a book that I tore my entire house apart looking for and never found and I'm still trying to figure out what the hell it was doing, buried in old VHS tapes that I don't ever watch anymore. But the gem in the pile? It was Brad Pitt's 'Legends of the Fall'. Ever see that movie? It was the first Pitt movie I ever saw, and it hooked me from right then. I knew he was going to be a big old star the moment I saw it (when it came out, back in 1995, when I was a whole twelve years old, and yes, I was as big a know-it-all back then as I am today). If you haven't seen the film, I recommend you go and remedy that, like, yesterday.
The moral of the story? Clean out your media centers more often, folks. It's often rewards heaped upon rewards heaped upon rewards. And sometimes annoyance that your local library account was tainted with a charge-out though you never actually *lost* the book in question. />
So we showed you the teaser last week, and now here's the full monty---Brad Pitt, ejaculating pretentious words and phrases all over the stomach of Chanel in an effort to make us want him even more. Oh, what? It's supposed to make us want Chanel more? My bad.
On a side note, I cleaned out my media center this past weekend, and you know what I found? Well, a few things I was looking for---namely the entire 'Halloween' collection on VHS, since I want to watch them nightly 'til Halloween actua...
Because I know lots of you guys had some pretty strong opinions about her hair when it was crack white, lavender, and this pink hot mess, so now I need to know: are we verbally fellating Christina's hair because it's a thing to do, or do you, like me, think this is probably the worst hair girlfriend's ever rocked in life?
Also, as a sidebar, I seriously need to know how much of that stuff is actually girlfriend's own hair, and not something that she tore off Rainbow Brite's busted-ass horse i...
And I don't necessarily mean the outfit, because while I do enjoy myself some nice, casual flightwear, I don't think flying in pajama pants is cute, either. No, I'm talking about her face. Her face! It's really, really cute on the whole, and when she's not pasting it three inches bigger with pancake makeup and yucky, clotted fake eyelashes and that horrendous dark lipstick, she's positively gorgeous. Yeah, she looks a little bit younger than normal without all the makeup, but why's that gotta be ...
More Taylor Momsen nudity. Told you it was only a matter of time. [The Superficial]
Let's talk about The Walking Dead for a second, shall we? [Lainey Gossip]
The first white girl ever on the cover of Vibe. You'll die when you see who it is. [Yeeeah]
Russell Crowe splits with wife, looks demented. [Starpulse]
What guys shouldn't wear. [theBERRY]
Lance Armstrong's teammate tells all. It's bad. [Cele|bitchy]
Rumer Willis does ombre. Poorly. [Cele|bitchy]
Lindsay Lohan's throwing Mi...