Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kristen and Rob: Officially On

photo of rob and kristen pictures kissing photos pic Well hell's bells. What do we have here? I'll tell you what we have here---photos of Robert Pattinson kissing the face of Kristen Stewart, hugging her, and generally beaming in her direction, all at her brand-new house (the one that's just a mile and-a-half from Rob's own, not the one that she bought with her Ma Dukes). So it's on. It's happening. They're hanging out with friends together, kissing, swimming in a pool, and generally being all starry-eyed with one another. Is it legit? Is it just a legal aspect of their '...

Donald Trump’s Got Some Things to Say About Kristen Stewart

photo of donald trump pictures photos And because I'm sure Donald Trump is the most monogamous man alive, and probably the most ethical and moral, to boot, we should totally, totally be taking him very seriously, guys. This is what the Don had to say on Twitter earlier today: “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again — just watch. He can do much better!” So now? Officially? I'm really, really glad that Robert Pattinson decided to go ahead and forgive Kr...

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photo of scarlett johansson hot pictures Scarlett Johansson is single, ladies and gentlemen. [The Superficial] Demi's out to prove us all wrong. [Lainey Gossip] Taio Cruz is a fan of sideboob. [G Celeb] Kim wants a proposal for her birthday or else. [Bossip] Ashton Kutcher is becoming just like Charlie Sheen. [Starpulse] Amy Adams will play Janis Joplin. How do we feel about this? [Cele|bitchy] 'Jersey Shore' better watch out---for the Mafia. [TMZ] The 7 Dumbest Marriage Proposals of All Time. [The Frisky] Gisele Bundchen and her baby bump are celebrating. [Socialite Life] Wyclef Jean, practically naked. [OMGBlog] Thi...

Caption This (Even Though It’s Not Tuesday)

photo of kim kardashian pictures photos So guys, I saw this photo and I *knew* that it just had to be a Caption This, today. We don't normally do 'Caption This' on Thursdays, and we normally only draw one winner a week, but this photo---and today---we're making an exception. See, this photo of Kim Kardashian walking in an airport is just so ridiculous that it's just got to be addressed. Right now. So go ahead---caption this. One winner will be chosen and notified by 11:59 PM EST tonight, so get on it! ...

Miley Cyrus is Scurrd Pantsless

photo of miley cyrus nudes pictures no pants pic halloween photos No, I have no idea why Miley Cyrus doesn't have any pants on, either, guys. Or shoes. But if we can speak honestly (and if we can't speak honestly among friends then what, I ask you, can we do?), this look is loads better than the last time we talked about Miley, back when she was on the 'Tonight Show', and that's not saying a whole lot. Or it is. I don't know. I guess this is just the Miley we get for 2012 and probably for 2013, too. Can we deal with it? I don't know. She's turned out much,...

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photo of ross and rachel pictures Rachel and Ross all over again. [theBERRY] Sarah Silverman has an angry dad. [IDLYITW] Lourdes Leon is a blogger now, talks about Madonna all day. [Hollywood Backwash] Will Tom Cruise quit Scientology? [Celebrity Rant] Fergie on husband's age-old cheating "rumors." [Cele|bitchy] Rihanna is rich, bitch. [Celebslam] I guess AnnaLynne McCord is wearing makeup again. [I'm Not Obsessed] Jennifer Aniston fakes it. [CDL] Bruce Springsteen talks government for the first time this year. [Huff Po] Lance Armstrong dropped f...

Here’s Some More Photos of Katy Perry and John Mayer Because They’re Still So in Love

photo of katy perry and john mayer dating pictures 2012 And doesn't Katy just look so proud to be out and about with the dude who she begs to stay with her every two weeks on the dot? Gosh. Young love, you know? Except that it's not all that young, because Katy's twenty-eight and John's thirty-five, as of the day before yesterday. No, we can't blame silly naivete for John and Katy's boomerang relationship, but I think we *can* blame the fact that they're both supreme asshats on the fact that they just can't keep it together. I mean, honestly. Can y...

Let’s Check in on that Kim Smiley Person Again, Shall We?

In case you've been caught unawares this morning and have no idea what I'm on about, Kim Smiley is the name of the California-based schoolteacher that's partially responsible for LeAnn Rimes' check-in to a treatment facility for Twitter-related compulsions. And general looniness. After Twitter (and telephone) conversations were leaked to the media, presumably by Smiley herself, LeAnn not only went to rehab, but she began the proceedings for a nice, hefty lawsuit against Smiley for defamation and recording private conversations (which, suffice it to say, is still an ...

But What Did You Name Your New Daughter, Uma Thurman?

photo of uma thurman pictures baby photos Let's put it this way---I hope this little darling never becomes famous enough where we have to create a category for here here on Evil Beet, because I don't know that I have this many characters available to get the whole thing in there. Seriously, though, Uma Thurman gave birth back in July, and we're just now finding out the name of her daughter (and I'm considering it's because Uma and her man were brainstorming this entire time to create the world's longest name, ensuring that all of the syllables sound OK together and that no consona...

So This is What Demi Looks Like Today

photo of demi moore pictures photos 2012 better pic The photo I ran with last night's piece about Demi Moore was from the infamous set where she was in the throes of getting ready to head to rehab, and now we finally have some pictures to compare them to today. She's looking so, so much better, but the story still remains the same---she's still allegedly toeing a very fine line between "I'm just ... ugh" and "I'm so not OK," and her friends and handlers are allegedly just as worried today as they were a month ago, despite the fact that Demi's look...

Is Demi Moore About to Relapse?

photo of demi moore thin sick pictures Uh, sources say 'yes'. From Radar Online via People: "Her friends aren't convinced she's all better," multiple sources close to Demi told People magazine. Demi's figure has been consistently wasting away leaving her frail, and leaving her friends with red flags that the nearly 50-year-old is still struggling with the loss of her relationship with Ashton. In August Demi attended an 80s-themed birthday party for friend and fellow actress Soleil Moon Frye in which one partygoer described her as "guil...

Kanye West to Kim Kardashian: “Change or My Ass is Bouncing”

Oh my God that title is so, so wrong on so, so many levels. But yeah, Kanye's allegedly fed up with Kim Kardashian's shiny, fake, jetsetting 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' lifestyle, and wants things to change if Kim expects Kanye to be sticking around for another season. Kanye claims that he's responsible for reviving Kim's "career" after she crash-landed it after her menstrual cycle-long marriage to Kris Humphries, and feels entitled to some gratitude. And normalcy. And anal sex, presumably. What? Can't a guy just be honest anymore? /> Oh my God that title is so, so wrong on so, so many levels. But yeah, Kanye's allegedly fed up with Kim Kardashian's shiny, fake, jetsetting 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' lifestyle, and wants things to change if Kim expects Kanye to be sticking around for another season. Kanye claims that he's responsible for reviving Kim's "career" after she crash-landed it after her menstrual cycle-long marriage to Kris Humphries, and feels entitled to some gratitude. And normalcy. ...