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photo of taylor swift and jake gyllenhaal pictures Oh my goodness, the 'Bioshock' trailer. [The Superficial] Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal, all over again. [Lainey Gossip] More details on Adele's baby boy. [Starpulse] The best celebrity candids of the week. [theBERRY] Jessica Biel flashes her wedding ring. [Socialite Life] Collagen injections for your g-spot. Oh yeah. [The Frisky] More photos of Jessica Simpson looking hot. [Cele|bitchy] "Vagina Kicker Johnson" is pure brilliance. [The Superficial] Is it Sean Penn, o...

Dennis Quaid is Forever Hot

photo of dennis quaid la confidential pictures So the last time we talked about Dennis Quaid was back in August of '11, and it was all because of that abomination, 'Footloose' 2.0. I'd actually gone and erased that one from the memory banks 'til I went and did my Dennis Quaid-Evil Beet homework, and now I'm a little put off by him (yeah, right, didn't you read the title? Dennis Quaid is forever hot). But anyway, Dennis went and did an interview with L.A. Confidential magazine, and in it, he talked about his coked-out past (here's looking at you, Lindsay Lohan), his present,...

Oh Boy, Aren’t Katy Perry and John Mayer Just the Cutest?

photo of katy perry and john mayer pictures halloween photos pics No. The answer to that question now and forever is certainly, unequivocally 'no'. And that will never change no matter how many Seal-and-Heidi-Klum-like Halloween costumes they put on throughout the years of their unhealthy relationship. No. This is what Katy Perry and John Mayer wore to a Halloween-themed birthday bash for Katy herself, who'll turn twenty-five a little bit later this week. Other celebrities in attendance included Kristen Stewart, Matt Dallas (who is an Actor), and Shannon Wood...

Holy Crap, Jessica Simpson Looks Way Hot

photo of jessica simpson pictures hot pic Because my goodness, does she ever. Jess was recently interviewed by iVillage, where she discussed what she's made a multi-million-dollar empire out of (not singing): fashion. And she had this surprising thing to say about her source of said fashion: "My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother. The way she can put together and outfit and just color and even print mixing. I mean she's just so creative and has always looked flawless to me. That's why she runs (my clothing range) the Jessica...

Love It or Leave It: What Lindsay Lohan Looks Like Amidst the Crisis

photo of lindsay lohan pictures Same shit, different day with Lindsay Lohan. Emily told you guys that Lindsay's dad (LOL! Her DAD!) is seeking a law-appointed conservator to conservate Lindsay (and her career? Health? I don't even know) or whatever, and that Lindsay's been doing nothing but Adderall, cocaine, and vodka, which is a sure sign that, you know, a person might need to check in to a serious rehab somewhere and stay there for a couple years, but the thing is, all the cocaine and pills and booze (since it's obviously...

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photo of heidi montag pictures Heidi Montag showed up at a strip club. [The Superficial] First photos of the Timberlakes! [Lainey Gossip] Lindsay Lohan is still totally professional, guys, don't worry. [Yeeeah] Rihanna's latest music video fashion is, like, skin. [Starpulse] Celebrities who try to look "smart" by throwing a pair of glasses on. [theBERRY] Kristen Stewart is smiling, looking non-uncomfortable! [Cele|bitchy] Ashton and Demi's "divorce settlement" is getting ugly. [Bossip] Gerard Butler's been sober all this time. Right. [Hollywood PQ] Jennifer Lopez went out looking like ...

Today in People Suck: Twitter Users Make Fun of Adele’s Baby

photo of adele pictures baby pic photo No, seriously, people do. I told you guys this past weekend that Adele had her baby (weeks ago, actually), and people (Lady Gaga fans?) are already giving her and her brand-new baby shit about being alive. Here's what a particularly nasty Twitter user had to say: Aw Adele gave birth to a baby. :') is it fat and handicapped lol just murder it already lol Yes, because adding those extra lols and lack of punctuation totally make me think that you're joking, because it's totally plausible to think ...

Quotables: Taylor Swift is So Thankful for Men

photo of taylor swift making a stupid face pictures "If a man dates me, he’s kind of signing a waiver saying he’s cool with me writing songs about him. I write songs about my life: it’s not something I’ve kept secret and pretty much everyone knows that, so no, I don’t worry that a new man will get upset about something I write. That being said, it’s mind-blowing how some guys have just handed me inspiration for some of these songs on a plate. Some have said, ‘Please don’t write about me,’ but only when we’re in the process o...

This is What Snooki Looks Like Eight Weeks Postpartum

photo of nicole snooki polizzi twitter post baby pictures I have just one thing to say to Snooki---and it starts with "F-ck" and ends with "you". Because oh my goodness, I looked *NOTHING* like this eight weeks after giving birth (either time), and to be honest with you, I still don't look anything like this, and my last child was born seven-and-a-half months ago (not that I'm stressing about it, I'm just making an honest observation) and I'm mad jealous in a "you go girl" kind of way. Realistically speaking, Snooki doesn't even look like a Snooki a...

Stars Without Makeup: OK, OK. It’s LeAnn Rimes, I’m Forewarning You.

photo of leann rimes pictures So here's LeAnn, checking into the Beverly Hills Four Seasons, and I have a few things I want to address. One? LeAnn lives in the Beverly Hills area---why's she checking into a hotel? Trouble in paradise? Someone give Kim Smiley a ring and ring out what the deal is here. Second, I was under the impression that LeAnn was deathly ill, or was, at least according to her Twitter feed, brought to my attention by one of our readers who always has the best LeAnn dirt, the aptly-named 'Guest'. Guest said:...

Quotables: Jennifer Aniston Still Wants Us to Believe That She Didn’t Plan Her Own Engagement

photo of jennifer aniston pictures photos happy cry pic "I was impressed. I had no idea, and I had no idea what I wanted. He just knows what I like. ... [He] worked with the girls that I have worked with for years and years and years, so he kind of was picking the specialists’ brains. He kept it within a very small circle of people. It was one of the sneakiest jobs I’ve ever seen, actually. It’s hard to pull one over on me where I’m not like, ‘Hmm, you’re acting really strange.’ It was … a very covert operation.” I know, I know; I ...