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Quotables: Taylor Swift Talks Relationships, Because of Course She Does

photo of taylor swift fashion pictures “I don’t know how to have a normal relationship because I try to act normal and love from a normal place and live a normal life, but there is sort of an abnormal magnifying glass, like [a] telescope lens, on everything that happens between me and anybody else. ... some of them [my ex-boyfriends] like to write really long emails [about the songs I write about them].” So apparently, LeAnn Rimes isn't the only one getting all up-close and personal with Katie Couric about relationships*---Taylo...

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photo of courtney stodden pictures before and after photos Poor, dead-eyed Courtney Stodden. [The Superficial] Tom Cruise hasn't seen Suri in a really long time and he's suing. [Lainey Gossip] Naomi Campbell shows you what it's like to be psycho. [Bohomoth] Katy Perry endorses Obama, performs for him. [Starpulse] Kristen Stewart says sayonara. [Splash] Chris Brown texts and drives while listening to Rihanna's music in the car. [INFDaily] Madonna brings son Rocco out on stage for the first time. [Huff Po] Jessica Simpson's sad about he...

Here’s Forty-Seven Seconds of ‘Breaking Dawn: Part 2’

Are you guys excited yet? Is the 'Breaking Dawn: Part 2' mayhem starting to kick in, or has Kristen Stewart's affair sort of dulled the luster that the 'Twilight' franchise sort of projected onto its most diehard of fans? The film hits theaters November 16th, and in all honesty, I might be one of those freaks who see it on opening night, because seriously. This is going to be pretty big, despite all things. /> Are you guys excited yet? Is the 'Breaking Dawn: Part 2' mayhem starting to kick in, or has Kristen Stewart's affair sort of dulled the luster that the 'Twilight' franchise sort of projected onto its most diehard of fans? The film hits theaters November 16th, and in all honesty, I might be one of those freaks who see it on opening night, because seriously. This is going to be pretty big, despite all things. ...

Diddy Was in a Bad Car Accident, But He’s OK

photo of diddy pictures photos That's him, on the ground, but it wasn't because he was thrown from the vehicle or anything. He was just totally creeped out, got out of the car, and went and laid down on the grass, and jeez. I don't blame him. This is the photo of what his car looked like post-wreck: Scary, right? I hate car accidents. They're literally my worst of three fears, followed closely by heights and spiders. According to sources on the scene, Diddy was OK, as was his passenger, record label boss Andre Hurrell. Reports say that a vehicle went to make a left turn in front of Diddy'...

This is Kim Kardashian’s Big Weight-Loss Reveal Photo

photo of kim kardashian pictures instagram weight loss pic Did you guys hear? Kim Kardashian's on this big weight-loss kick that involves eating healthy and exercising, and do you know what Kanye West got his girl for her thirty-second birthday? Hint: it wasn't an engagement ring. Nope, it was a chocolate cake. A chocolate cake. Or rather, a cake "covered" in chocolate. One useful approach to managing your energy intake is to calculate tdee. Reward for "losing so much weight"? Maybe. Certainly not a gesture of impending marriage, however. From Us Weekly: After whisking his girlfriend away to Italy for ...

Jessica Simpson’s Parents are Divorcing Because Jessica Simpson’s Dad is Gay

photo of tina and joe simpson pictures divorce gay pic Oh man. So, talk about bad timing, huh? Right before divorce proceedings were announced by Joe and Tina Simpson, it was revealed that Joe, father of Jessica Simpson, might be gay. But wait---according to statements made to People, he's not. From People: Jessica Simpson's parents Tina and Joe Simpson have filed for divorce, a rep for the family tells PEOPLE. But that is where the headline-worthy news about the Simpson clan ends, says the rep. Their statement to PEOPLE Wednesday came the s...

Oh So What Should Courtney Stodden Be for Halloween, Guys?

photo of courtney stodden halloween costume pictures Tough question, considering it's going to be pretty hard to beat last year's pumpkin patch debauchery in trashy country-western attire. What? That wasn't even Courtney's Halloween costume? This was? Oh. Well. I guess that'll teach me a lesson for making assumptions about Courtney Stodden and the word "trashy." On a serious note, though, it's finally happened---Courtney Stodden, at the ripe old age of eighteen, has dead eyes. Don't believe me? Think that girlfriend is just as happy with her ...

TMI: Katy Perry and John Mayer Have Annoyingly-Loud Sex

photo of katy perry pictures john mayer photos From Hollywood Life: Katy Perry apparently had trouble satisfying Russell Brand’s wild sexual urges, but John Mayer certainly isn’t complaining! Instead, it’s Katy’s West Hollywood neighbors who are complaining, as the couple like to “have very loud sex, keep very late hours and like to turn up the tunes." Oh my God---seriously an image I did not need in my head an hour before dinner. John Mayer? Bumping Katy Perry's ugly with his own ugly? And being loud about it? Sheesh. It's ...

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photo of karreuche tran pictures BREAKING: Karreuche Tran is pregnant. [The Superficial] Justin Timberlake's homeless wedding gift. [Lainey Gossip] DUI details. [Starpulse] Tom Hanks does a spoken-word poem about 90's sitcoms. [OMGBlog] Tom Cruise is suing because he didn't abandon Suri (even though he abandoned Suri). [TMZ] Armie Hammer is "dreamy"? Seriously? [Socialite Life] These are the "sparks" in the 'Safe Haven' trailer. [Seriously OMG] The Ryan Gosling lookbook. [The Frisky] Jessica Simpson's da...

Hey, Anne Hathaway’s Hair is Growing Out

photo of anne hathaway in nyc short hair pictures 2012 pic Ha, so I forgot that Anne Hathaway got married. Bizarre, right? But that's not the reason I gathered you all here today. No, it's because girlfriend's hair is growing out from that way-short business she had going on earlier this year for 'Les Miserables', and the thing about it is that it looks good. I cut my hair as short as Anne did awhile back, too, and you should *see* what this shit looks like now. It looks like ass. It looks like an ass's NEST. It's a cross between a mullet and a mushroom, and...

This is Stupid Taylor Swift’s Stupid New Video for “Begin Again”

photo of taylor swift picture see-through photos pic So, OK. She's pretty. She's got an alright voice. I like her clothes often times. But her stupid boy-obsession? Her stupid, pursed joker lips that you can just *TELL* she practices in the mirror so that when she speaks, her lips don't break form? I can't even deal with it. I want to seriously grab this girl by the shoulders and say, "Hey, silly twenty-two year-old girl who can't keep her mouth shut about her experiences. YOU'RE NOT DOING YOURSELF ANY FAVORS." And I'd do it with love, because w...

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photo of christina aguilera hot pictures Christina Aguilera's last album is from the future, and that's why no one bought it. [The Superficial] Ashanti and Nelly are still together despite all that heroin. [Lainey Gossip] Celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. [Splash] All of Angelina's kids are in 'Maleficent'. [Starpulse] Another Brown, another arrest. [TMZ] Photos from your childhood. [theBERRY] Robert Pattinson says sex with Kristen Stewart is "ridiculous." [Huff Po] Jennifer Lopez exposes a BREAST. [Hollywood PQ] Do peop...