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"This time Chris Brown tried to blow up Rihanna but bitch still insist...
So I've come to the conclusion that though I don't understand much of what Ke$ha is about aside from glitter, Jack Daniels, oral sex, and that wet-penny smell, I'm going to just judge her fashion based on regular old Ke$ha standards, which are entirely different from the standards that you and I might use in real life.
That said? This outfit isn't entirely all that bad. Especially when you compare it to some of Ke$ha's other lovely fashion choices, such as this:
Oh wait, no. My bad. Not ...
I'll leave it up to you to decide, though (about Demi bombing the Anthem, not me being alive, because I promise you, this post is coming to you live and I am not at all dead). Here's Demi's Star Spangled Banner rendition at game five of the World Series, and while I don't think it was as bad as some critics are saying (because some critics, guys, are saying it's pretty f-cking awful), I can say, with much conviction, that it's not nearly as good or cute as Zooey Deschanel's, which we ran yesterday. Get on with your bad self:
So, alright. Girl...
From TMZ:
You're never too young to party in Hollywood ... so says Kelsey Grammer, who took his 3-month-old baby to the Playboy Mansion for a Halloween bash and partied 'til the wee hours of the morning.
A party-goer tells us ... Kelsey was whooping it up at a table next to Paris Hilton just after midnight. Baby Faith was tucked into her bassinet as the music blared.
A Playboy Playmate with curious maternal instincts tweeted, "Why the fk does Kelsey Grammer have a newborn baby at the Man...
It's hard to believe, but there's actually a piece here on Evil Beet that's not completely bashing Courtney Love for Twitter rants, pathetic wagon dismounts, or twenty-year-old conspiracy theories as to how or why she killed her late husband, Kurt Cobain. I'm telling you right now, such a thing exists (hint: you're reading it right this very moment). Courtney Love created a fashion line, and it's not terrible.
It includes pieces like this, which is actually ... God, I can't believe I'm even saying this ... kind of nice:
Right? ...
I know that it's probably kitschy and predictable to like Zooey Deschanel, but guys, I do. She's sweet and talented and genuine and I don't think she's at all artificial in any way whatsoever. This is her performance of the Star Spangled Banner at game 3 of the World Series, which happened on Saturday night.
Also, she could probably sing circles around most of Today's Big Singers out there, the likes of Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Miley Cyrus included.
One thing I'm disappointed about, that I kind of already mentioned? That she didn't do a duet with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Because come on. How awesome would that have been? />
I know that it's probably kitschy and predictable to like Zooey Deschanel, but guys, I do. She's sweet and talented and genuine and I don't think she's at all artificial in any way whatsoever. This is her performance of the Star Spangled Banner at game 3 of the World Series, which happened on Saturday night.
Also, she could probably sing circles around most of Today's Big Singers out there, the likes of Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Miley Cyrus included.
One thing I'm disappointed about, t...
First, allow me to say that I think Christina Aguilera's boyfriend, whatever-his-name-is, is really and truly skeevy-looking. I'm talking the skeeviest of the skeeve. The Adnan Ghalib of boyfriends. The worst part about this entire thing is that I don't even know what Christina Aguilera's supposed to be. Thoughts? Any idea what Christina's supposed to be? A leather-clad Marie Antoinette? One of Donna Summer's backup dancers? I don't even know.
In "related" Christina news, 'Voice' co-star Adam L...
And isn't she cute? Seriously, this might be the best that J Woww's ever looked in life, and that's almost sad, considering it's only for Halloween.
For real, though? She's looking a lot like CZJ circa 'Mask of Zorro', and if you don't believe me, here it is:
Right? Granted, Woww's face is much puffier and a lot shinier because of fillers than CZJ's lovely one, but there's a lot of the same features going on there, and generally speaking, I think this is a winning look for girlfriend (both of them; how hot was Catherine in that movie? Damn)....
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So remember how we kind of mentioned that Jessica Simpson's father, Joe Simpson went and filed for divorce from his wife and everyone was saying that it's because he's a gay man living a straight man's life? Well this is Joe's sassy new look for his sassy new life, complete with styled, highlighted blonde hair. And doesn't he look just dandy, guys? You can tell that this is a liberated man, free from the shackles of that pesky prison known to man as "marriage," and you can tell that he's totally loving it.
Sources are also saying that it's not just a new sweater and new hair that Joe's gone and taken advantage of in his singledom; there's allegedly a hot young boyfriend waiting in the wings. From Radar Online:
A young, aspiring male model has been boasting that he has been having an affair with Jessica Simpson's father, Joe, for the past year, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
Fresh-faced Bryce Chandler Hill, 21, has been bragging about dating 54-year-old Joe on/off for around a year and has recounted torrid details of their alleged trysts to various friends around West Hollywood.
A source close to the situation tells Radar exclusively that Bryce met Joe Simpson through a mutual friend, who is very close to Joe's daughters, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson.
This is the young man in question, the aforementioned Bryce Chandler Hill:
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So remember how we kind of mentioned that Jessica Simpson's father, Joe Simpson went and filed for divorce from his wife and everyone was saying that it's because he's a gay man living a straight man's life? Well this is Joe's sassy new look for his sassy new life, complete with styled, highlighted blonde hair. And doesn't he look just dandy, guys? You can tell that this is a liberated man, free from the shackles of that pesky prison known to man as "marriage," and...
Oh hey, look! Something interesting that involves both Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher! And it would appear that Mila Kunis is sporting a pretty serious baby bump, huh? Yeah, she tends to carry most of any weight gain in her midsection (see that movie that she had to "fatten up" for or whatever), but this is just ... well I think it's unmistakable to call it an early baby bump. And if that's the case? Wow, man. Talk about throwing a bombshell right in the face of poor Demi Moore. Disastrous, really.
Oh,...
In what's probably the most adorable video I've seen all year, schoolchildren tell Pippa Middleton that they "hate" princesses (and fairies), and are "tomboys." Which, yeah, really has no bearance in the celebrity world other than the fact that two little girls told the sister of a "princess" that they, themselves, hate princesses, but it's still funny as hell to listen to, and hey, isn't Pippa Middleton kind of hot when she opens her mouth to talk? Because I think Pippa Middleton's kind of hot when she opens her mouth to talk. />
In what's probably the most adorable video I've seen all year, schoolchildren tell Pippa Middleton that they "hate" princesses (and fairies), and are "tomboys." Which, yeah, really has no bearance in the celebrity world other than the fact that two little girls told the sister of a "princess" that they, themselves, hate princesses, but it's still funny as hell to listen to, and hey, isn't Pippa Middleton kind of hot when she opens her mouth to talk? Because I think Pippa Middleton's kind of hot ...
Are you guys watching 'Couples Therapy'? Because I've been catching bits and pieces here and there (way too much all at once), and I came upon this gem of an exchange between Courtney Stodden and one of the show's therapists. Just ... just read this. Now:
Therapist: Courtney and Doug, tell me a little bit about the power in your relationship.
Courtney: I think that we, you know, fight for the power, you know both of us … but I think that in the majority of things I do have the power over...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Rihanna photo: Erica
"This time Chris Brown tried to blow up Rihanna but bitch still insist...
So I've come to the conclusion that though I don't understand much of what Ke$ha is about aside from glitter, Jack Daniels, oral sex, and that wet-penny smell, I'm going to just judge her fashion based on regular old Ke$ha standards, which are entirely different from the standards that you and I might use in real life.
That said? This outfit isn't entirely all that bad. Especially when you compare it to some of Ke$ha's other lovely fashion choices, such as this:
Oh wait, no. My bad. Not ...
I'll leave it up to you to decide, though (about Demi bombing the Anthem, not me being alive, because I promise you, this post is coming to you live and I am not at all dead). Here's Demi's Star Spangled Banner rendition at game five of the World Series, and while I don't think it was as bad as some critics are saying (because some critics, guys, are saying it's pretty f-cking awful), I can say, with much conviction, that it's not nearly as good or cute as Zooey Deschanel's, which we ran yesterday. Get on with your bad self:
So, alright. Girl...
From TMZ:
You're never too young to party in Hollywood ... so says Kelsey Grammer, who took his 3-month-old baby to the Playboy Mansion for a Halloween bash and partied 'til the wee hours of the morning.
A party-goer tells us ... Kelsey was whooping it up at a table next to Paris Hilton just after midnight. Baby Faith was tucked into her bassinet as the music blared.
A Playboy Playmate with curious maternal instincts tweeted, "Why the fk does Kelsey Grammer have a newborn baby at the Man...
It's hard to believe, but there's actually a piece here on Evil Beet that's not completely bashing Courtney Love for Twitter rants, pathetic wagon dismounts, or twenty-year-old conspiracy theories as to how or why she killed her late husband, Kurt Cobain. I'm telling you right now, such a thing exists (hint: you're reading it right this very moment). Courtney Love created a fashion line, and it's not terrible.
It includes pieces like this, which is actually ... God, I can't believe I'm even saying this ... kind of nice:
Right? ...
First, allow me to say that I think Christina Aguilera's boyfriend, whatever-his-name-is, is really and truly skeevy-looking. I'm talking the skeeviest of the skeeve. The Adnan Ghalib of boyfriends. The worst part about this entire thing is that I don't even know what Christina Aguilera's supposed to be. Thoughts? Any idea what Christina's supposed to be? A leather-clad Marie Antoinette? One of Donna Summer's backup dancers? I don't even know.
In "related" Christina news, 'Voice' co-star Adam L...
And isn't she cute? Seriously, this might be the best that J Woww's ever looked in life, and that's almost sad, considering it's only for Halloween.
For real, though? She's looking a lot like CZJ circa 'Mask of Zorro', and if you don't believe me, here it is:
Right? Granted, Woww's face is much puffier and a lot shinier because of fillers than CZJ's lovely one, but there's a lot of the same features going on there, and generally speaking, I think this is a winning look for girlfriend (both of them; how hot was Catherine in that movie? Damn)....
[Image removed upon request.]
So remember how we kind of mentioned that Jessica Simpson's father, Joe Simpson went and filed for divorce from his wife and everyone was saying that it's because he's a gay man living a straight man's life? Well this is Joe's sassy new look for his sassy new life, complete with styled, highlighted blonde hair. And doesn't he look just dandy, guys? You can tell that this is a liberated man, free from the shackles of that pesky prison known to man as "marriage," and...
Oh hey, look! Something interesting that involves both Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher! And it would appear that Mila Kunis is sporting a pretty serious baby bump, huh? Yeah, she tends to carry most of any weight gain in her midsection (see that movie that she had to "fatten up" for or whatever), but this is just ... well I think it's unmistakable to call it an early baby bump. And if that's the case? Wow, man. Talk about throwing a bombshell right in the face of poor Demi Moore. Disastrous, really.
Oh,...
Are you guys watching 'Couples Therapy'? Because I've been catching bits and pieces here and there (way too much all at once), and I came upon this gem of an exchange between Courtney Stodden and one of the show's therapists. Just ... just read this. Now:
Therapist: Courtney and Doug, tell me a little bit about the power in your relationship.
Courtney: I think that we, you know, fight for the power, you know both of us … but I think that in the majority of things I do have the power over...