Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hot or Not: Ashley Greene

photo of ashley greene gq pictures 2012 pic I ask the question, friends, because sometimes I'm honestly on the fence about this girl. Sometimes I'm just not sure whether she's hot, cute, average, alright, or flat-out funk. So I'm going to leave these photos here and allow you to decide, because generally, I trust the opinion of Evil Beet consensus. This photo, for example: We've all seen this girl's tits, so we know that the bra is false advertising. Not that there's anything particularly wrong with that, but it's creating an imag...

Well Hey There, Jessica Simpson

photo of jessica simpson halloween costume pictures Hm. Halloween, huh? And Jessica Simpson? I mean, nothing's going to top last year's mummy costume, but this? Well. I'd have to go ahead and say that yes, this is a pretty good start. What do you guys think of Jess (and OK, fine, her family, too) and this year's Halloween getup?...

Kate Moss Says Johnny Depp Was Hard to Get Over

photo of kate moss vanity fair pictures And I guess I'm not surprised, considering the famously volatile nature of their relationship, you know? Kate talked to Vanity Fair, where, among other things besides Johnny Depp, she discussed John Galliano, Tourette's, heroin-chic, and what she's doing these days. And guys, I'm telling you---if this chick ever decided to write a memoir, you can bet your sweet asses that it'd be one of the most interesting reads of all f-cking time. Here's Kate, to VF on "staying in [model] character": “I don’t want to be myself, ever. I...

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photo of brad pitt pictures I'm sorry, all I hear is "molester." [The Superficial] More Brad Pitt Chanel spoofs. [Lainey Gossip] Is Miranda Kerr the sexiest woman alive? [Starpulse] Walt Disney's 1929 Skeleton Dance. [OMGBlog] Hallo-WIENERS. [TMZ] Joe Simpson's boyfriend talks. [IDLYITW] Where all the 90's heartthrobs are now. [theBERRY] Bond Girl titties. That's all. [Celebslam] Sofia Vergara's curves won't quit. [Socialite Life] Mustache fetishists, get ready. [The Frisky] But who's going to be IN 'Star Wars'? [Lainey Gossip] Ce...

Quotables: Let’s Get Excited, Because Lady Gaga’s Talking About Sex and Marijuana Because She’s a New-Age Feminist

photo of lady gaga sex face pictures “As a new age feminist, I would say I quite like the transference of strength I feel by submitting to a man – being under him. I actually wrote a song about it on my album, it’s called ‘GUY’ and it stands for Go Under You. So wearing make-up, smelling delicious and having suckable, kissable, edible things between your limbs is something I find strengthening because I know that when I pick the right guy, I can let him have it. ... [And to unwind,] I just take a warm bath, smoke a doob,...

Oh So There’s Another Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Coming Out?

photo of kim kardashian sex tape pic And it's being shopped around for thirty-f-cking-million dollars? Alright. That's cool, you know. There's not starving children in Africa, or in the United States, for that matter, that could benefit from that kind of money, but there it goes, right up Kim's ass in one way or another. From the UK's Daily Star: KIM Kardashian is horrified a second sex tape starring her is being offered for sale. The X-rated flick being offered for £19million is said to feature the reality queen and her ex Ray J – star of her inf...

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photo of gene hackman slapping a homeless man pictures Gene Hackman slapped a homeless guy across the face. [The Superficial] Katy Perry and Russell Brand went to a basketball game and sat together. [Lainey Gossip] Oh, and these people did, too. Friendsies! [Splash] Ashley Greene bares it all. [Starpulse] More on all the new 'Star Wars' movies. [The Superficial] Anna Wintour's passport photo. [Lainey Gossip] Ben Affleck says his wife is holding his career back. [Cele|bitchy] Popular on-screen siblings. [theBERRY] Adnan Ghalib talk...

Good Morning, Kim Kardashian, Your Clothes are Inappropriate for Your Errand!

[Image removed upon request] This is what Kim Kardashian wears to go car shopping, guys. Because it is fierce, and because she's not going to bother haggling over prices. They know that she can afford pretty much any car she wants (gitch money goes a long way, you know), and she's going to dress like she doesn't care that they know. No, when I went and bought my last car, I wore sweatpants and a long-sleeved t-shirt. And I haggled the f-ck out of that car salesman. I negotiated it down about a grand (even though I'm full aware that it was probably some sort of hidden incentive anyway and they gave it to me like they would have given it to anyone that they pitied for poor fashion sense) and I walked away with a smug little smile on my face. Much like I'd imagine Kim's probably got in this photo, if we could only see her face: [Image removed upon request] That's how I felt that day, too, guys. But my point is that I didn't need to break out the gold lamé skirt to make it happen. Nope, that shit stayed way in the back of my closet, only to be pulled out for Christmas like every other year, because what's more festive than gold lamé at Christmastime? I don't know. Ask Kim Kardashian. If this is what she wears to go car shopping, I can't imagine what kind of get-up she's going to have for the ho-lidays. />[Image removed upon request] This is what Kim Kardashian wears to go car shopping, guys. Because it is fierce, and because she's not going to bother haggling over prices. They know that she can afford pretty much any car she wants (gitch money goes a long way, you know), and she's going to dress like she doesn't care that they know. No, when I went and bought my last car, I wore sweatpants and a long-sleeved t-shirt. And I haggled the f-ck out of that car salesman. I negotiated it down about...

OK, So the ‘Star Wars’ Fan in Me is Geeking Right Out

photo of star wars pictures Have you heard? Those pesky 'Star Wars' installments that were supposedly never going to happen? Well. BY GUM THEY ARE. From the mouth of Disney CEO Robert A. Iger: "Lucasfilm reflects the extraordinary passion, vision, and storytelling of its founder, George Lucas. This transaction combines a world-class portfolio of content including Star Wars, one of the greatest family entertainment franchises of all time, with Disney's unique and unparalleled creativity across multiple platforms, business...

Your Daily Gosling. Yawn.

photo of ryan gosling pictures photos So we haven't done a 'Your Daily Gosling' in awhile, because while I think he's still totally hot, he's become completely boring and off-the-radar, so we haven't really had much reason to talk about him. Except for now. Ryan did a nice little philanthropic thing over the weekend in heading to the Spooky Skedaddle 5K and Festival at the Texas School for the Deaf in Austin, Texas. That's really super nice, and it's sweet that he generated a lot of publicity for a good thing like a school for...

Octomom’s Kid Watched Her Solo Porno

photo of octomom pictures porno pic Emily told you guys earlier today that Octomom---or as some know her, Nadya Suleman---checked herself into rehab for a prescription pill addiction, but that's not where today's Octomom story ends. Nope. Sources are saying that Octogirl's been out of control for awhile, and one of the casualties of her f-ckery included her eleven-year-old son, who was said to be watching her porno video on one of the sites peddling it. From TMZ: TMZ has obtained correspondence between nanny Gina Bryson and the Or...

Donnie Wahlberg Got A Lot of Water from Hurricane Sandy

Wow. Does that suck or does that suck? Donnie Wahlberg of New Kids on the Block (or the creepy mental patient from 'The Sixth Sense') filmed his recently-deluged apartment located in New York City, and I suppose if he was one of those who took on a foot or so of water, he was probably one of the luckier ones in the area. Where I am, we ended up with five feet of water in certain areas (not my specific property, thank God), and a bunch of trees down on power lines, houses, and in pools---and I'd say that WE LUCKED OUT. Other people (like those who own beachfront property in Atlantic City, NJ) did not. Were any of you guys impacted by the hurricane? Did you fare alright, if you did? />Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Donnie Wahlberg -- Hurricane Sandy FLOODED My Entire Apartment - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe Wow. Does that suck or does that suck? Donnie Wahlberg of New Kids on the Block (or the creepy mental patient from 'The Sixth Sense') filmed his recently-deluged apartment located in New York City, and I suppose if he was one of those who took on a foot or so of water, he was probably one of the luckier ones in the area...