So generally, I think Chris Rock is kind of an asshole. I generally don't think he's all that funny, and I generally don't think that he makes a whole lot of sense when he opens his mouth, because most of his schtick is jokes about race and ethnicity, and come on. I think that there's much, much funnier stuff---especially when it comes to the state of politics in 2012---to focus on than ... well, than all that.
That being said, I think this video is kind of smirk-inducing. Yeah, I know I said that Chris Rock generally isn't funny, and I think it's more the delivery of the lines than anything else in this particular skit that made me chuckle, because if we can't laugh at politics (and at the sad state of what people consider "comedy"), then what can we laugh at, I ask you? />
So generally, I think Chris Rock is kind of an asshole. I generally don't think he's all that funny, and I generally don't think that he makes a whole lot of sense when he opens his mouth, because most of his schtick is jokes about race and ethnicity, and come on. I think that there's much, much funnier stuff---especially when it comes to the state of politics in 2012---to focus on than ... well, than all that.
That being said, I think this video is kind of smirk-inducing. Yeah, I know I sa...
From Blind Gossip:
Her team has decided that this star absolutely must work on a regular basis. It’s the only way to keep her focused and to keep her out of trouble.
So even though she hates her current gig and is happy that it may be over soon, her happiness may be short-lived. That’s because her team is already negotiating for next job. It’s the same job… just on a different show.
OK, so initially, my first instinct was to say Lindsay. Because even though she doesn't really have a "t...
From E! Online:
The perennial bachelor and his latest very hot girlfriend, Victoria's Secret model Erin Heatheron, have broken up, a source confirmed Friday to E! News. And, once again, after she had met his mom and everything!
DiCaprio and Heatherton coupled up late last year following the actor's split from Blake Lively, and that coming shortly after his split from model Bar Refaeli. Before Refaeli, Gisele Bündchen was DiCaprio's main squeeze for a good four years. He and Heatherton did ...
"Believe me, it took everything that I had, inside, outside, whatever, to not run off and marry John. And be with John for the rest of my life."
This would be Kirstie Alley, to Barbara Walters, on John Travolta during their time of filming 'Look Who's Talking'. She said in a later portion of the interview that John was the "love of her life," and I want the two of them to run off together, right now, and be together for the rest of their lives, but not, because children and wives and boyfriends and gay lovers all over the place would be hurt...
Or maybe she's just smoking pot again, I don't know, but she sure looks happy, right?
This is Kristen, hanging out with her friends at a hotel in Los Angeles earlier in the week. And I think it's a safe bet to say that it probably has a lot to do with the fact that her man-friend, Robert Pattinson, is allowing her to be photographed with him in public again after all of that cheating business. I mean, it'd make you happy, wouldn't it?
Isn't she just lovely when she smiles, guys? ...
From Blind Gossip:
Which former Disney kid-turned-pop star loves to show off her body by dancing topless in the window of her Hollywood mansion? Neighbors of the barely legal homeowner have complained to the naughty resident, but she pays them no mind – and even flips them off!
OK, so let's look at the hints here. "Disney kid-turned-pop star." Who comes to mind when you hear those words? Well, a few. Miley Cyrus, of course. Britney Spears. Christina Aguilera. Demi Lovato. Selena Gomez. N...
I don't mean to say that she's a nobody, because that's just not all that nice, but guys, she's a nobody. And that's an area that Adrien Brody specializes in when it comes to women, which makes me wonder what's so wrong with me? See, Adrien has this history of dating completely obscure women, and dating them 'til a semblance of a career starts to take off and then they leave him for what they perceive to be better waters (i.e., Elsa Pataky, who's now baby-mama and wife to CHRIS HEMSWORTH). Poor, poor Adr...
"Having to get personal opinion back and having to gain personal success back ... it's not all the way back, you know? But it's one of my most humbling experiences," Brown says. "I can't hate people for making judgment on me or making a decision of liking me or not liking me. All I can do is try to be better as a person, and I'm good with knowing everything isn't always going to be perfect."
I realize that we already had a Chris Brown Quotables earlier today, and I generally don't like to run...
Rihanna woke up naked after Halloween, doesn't even know why. [The Superficial]
Lady Gaga spews more hate. [Cele|bitchy]
Miley Cyrus rubs shoulders with porn stars. [Starpulse]
The creator of 'Nashville' is a feminist. [The Frisky]
Poor Jamie Spears. [TMZ]
Daniel Radcliffe is horny. [Socialite Life]
That is one big head. [theBERRY]
Photos of Charlie Sheen smoking crack again. [Celebslam]
Little girls crying over the election. [OMGBlog]
Katie Holmes has returned. [INFDaily]
Goodbye, Sigourney. [Huff Po]
Beyonce and Jay Z do...
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I love, love, love Taylor Swift's clothes. Seriously. If I were tall and willowy like her (I'm not; think more Kourtney Kardashian with smaller boobs) I'd dress in all of this lovely, sweet, flowing-ness that totally accentuates her figure, but since I'm not, I can't, without running the risk of looking like a frumpy, stumpy no-neck with wide, bare feet.
No, Taylor (or her stylist) definitely has an eye for flattering clothing, and that's just about ...
From TMZ:
[A] woman who filed a police report accusing Cee Lo of sexual battery secretly recorded a conversation with the singer, and sources involved in the case tell TMZ ... Cee Lo admitted slipping her a drug and then having sex with her -- something the singer denies.
The woman has told cops ... Cee Lo took her to a downtown L.A. restaurant in July. They had a drink and she says she remembers nothing after that. The woman claims the next thing she knew she was lying naked in a bed a...
"I'm suing In Touch for printing a fake story. I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.”
Well alright then. I guess there's that, and Amanda Bynes doesn't get nude for strangers. Thank God for small favors (?). And she's not troubled, so maybe we should stop saying that. ...