Rihanna's stoned face. [INFDaily]
Lindsay Lohan is painted red. [Splash]
The most beautiful Christina Hendricks has ever looked. [Starpulse]
Johnny Depp isn't sick of Amber Heard yet. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Suri Cruise a ... oh boy. A bratty kid? [Bohomoth]
Selena Gomez is gonna be PISSED. [The Superficial]
Hey! A reason to talk about Eminem for a second! [Huff Po]
Now Miley Cyrus is cheating, and with a porn star, too. [CDL]
Robert Pattinson talks about the pets-kids thing. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Biggest nipples ever. [Celebslam]
Lady ...
The headline, of course, is referring to Lady Gaga's comments of early last week stating that she doesn't know why she gets the flak that she does for being "heavy," when Adele gets none. Because yeah, we should totally consider Lady Gaga's feelings, because we all know how broken up she is about being such a f-cking heifer, you know?
I mean, honestly, it doesn't even matter that she allegedly denied to perform with Madonna or that she supposedly donated a million bones to victims of Superstorm Sandy (I ca...
Because I know, despite the fact that he's standing next to Cameron Diaz and looking like he's totally OK with it, and despite the fact that he's getting a bit on in age (he just turned fifty-two in September), he's still completely and entirely gorgeous and doable in my book, which is a big, eclectic book filled with binders of women many handsome men like Gael Garcia Bernal and Adrien Brody. And also Colin Firth.
Which brings me to my next somewhat-related though definitely-a-result-of-...
And see your gitch they will, especially if you have your own way.
No, but really, this is Rihanna on the set of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, where she performed and made sure to grab onto as many of the Angels as she possibly could. You know, kind of like this photo:
You can check out the rest in the gallery, which feature Rihanna's undeniably hot body doing all sorts of things on the VS show runway, but before you do that, I just want to leave you with this picture right here, beca...
Demi Lovato is a kabuki doll now. [The Superficial]
Jon Hamm speaks politics. [Lainey Gossip]
Christina Aguilera's special new song. [Starpulse]
Soulja Boy's penis photo. Obviously NSFW. [OMGBlog]
The cops are totally out to get Lindsay Lohan. [TMZ]
10 Celebrities who should run for President. [Socialite Life]
James Franco is covered with paint, making weird art. [The Frisky]
Lindsay Lohan doesn't even look real anymore. [Celebslam]
Cameron Diaz gets embarrassing Photosh...
The caption to the above photo? This:
Getting lay'd on the way back home. ;) #yum
My personal response (here, not on Twitter)?
Gagging last night's NyQuil gelcaps up. #whee and #urk
On a more serious note, though, Courtney's hairstyle is probably the best it's ever been. This girl's massive, overtanned fivehead is positively made for bangs, and it's high time she went and maximized the area she's working with. She's looking better and better, what with laying off all of the black eyelin...
Seriously, it's even weirder than that picture right there ^^.
See, Sienna Miller thought it'd be a good idea to pull a Demi Moore, but instead of covering up her engorged privates with puffy hands, she decided it'd be better off to just show the world what she looks like in her last trimester. Which, hey, is totally fine. Pregnancy is a beautiful thing and it should be admired. However, the thing about the whole thing that sort of creeps me out is the weird Andy Warhol-vibe that I'm getting from the d...
Oh man, guys. So many Tweets to go through and so little spell-check happening. But I do love celebrities, and I do love the innovation of Twitter, because there's hardly any filter, and that's the best part of this whole thing. Here's a few awesome Tweets courtesy of your favorite (or most hated, depending on who it is we're talking about) celebrities. Leave any others in the comments if I've missed them here.
Cher:
OMG ! IM SO HAPPY ! THIS IS ONE OF THE GREAT NITES OF MY LIFE !!!! TEARS...
Christina Aguilera's bum looks pretty good here. [The Superficial]
Jim Sturgess's 'Electric Slide'. [Lainey Gossip]
What TOWIE girl can show off the most cleavage? Loaded question. [Splash]
Kendall Jenner: still not age-appropriate. [Starpulse]
Cee Lo's sexual battery accuser---it gets deeper. [TMZ]
The weirdest set of Robert Pattinson photos I've ever seen. [theBERRY]
Hurricane Sandy benefit raises nearly seventeen MILLION DOLLARS. [Huff Po]
Of course Gisele Bundchen is heavily pregnant and doesn't look heavily pregn...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Joe Simpson photo: Trisssh
"I’ve captured a glimpse of this rare, illusive, yellow ...
Dude, no. I can’t wait to be a mom, but like, no. I can wait.
---Kristen Stewart's response when asked if she's ready to have children of her own at a 'Breaking Dawn: Part 2' press junket. And I don't even know what to say about this. Is this about new dogs? Or is this really about children? Does Kristen really want us to think that getting a second dog (child) is going to be a good thing? She breaking us in gently? Is this even grammatically correct? So many questions.
In any case, what...
I have a feeling, guys, that this movie is going to be EPICALLY PHENOMENAL, and I'm normally one of those people who pokes fun of other people on Facebook for saying that this or that or the other thing is going to be EPIC because EPIC is such an overused buzzword, and hearing it as often as I do makes me want to jam thumbs in both eye sockets 'til I forget the word EPIC ever existed.
But this film? Well. It's going to be just that, and no, I won't repeat it a second time.
I think Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, Hugh Jackman, and countless others have really hit it out of the park this time, and I'm seriously excited to see this happen.
The movie hits theaters on Christmas Day---are you one of those people who go to the movie theaters on Christmas, and if so, is this the movie you'll be seeing, do you think? />
I have a feeling, guys, that this movie is going to be EPICALLY PHENOMENAL, and I'm normally one of those people who pokes fun of other people on Facebook for saying that this or that or the other thing is going to be EPIC because EPIC is such an overused buzzword, and hearing it as often as I do makes me want to jam thumbs in both eye sockets 'til I forget the word EPIC ever existed.
But this film? Well. It's going to be just that, and no, I won't repeat it a second time.
I think ...
Rihanna's stoned face. [INFDaily]
Lindsay Lohan is painted red. [Splash]
The most beautiful Christina Hendricks has ever looked. [Starpulse]
Johnny Depp isn't sick of Amber Heard yet. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Suri Cruise a ... oh boy. A bratty kid? [Bohomoth]
Selena Gomez is gonna be PISSED. [The Superficial]
Hey! A reason to talk about Eminem for a second! [Huff Po]
Now Miley Cyrus is cheating, and with a porn star, too. [CDL]
Robert Pattinson talks about the pets-kids thing. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Biggest nipples ever. [Celebslam]
Lady ...
The headline, of course, is referring to Lady Gaga's comments of early last week stating that she doesn't know why she gets the flak that she does for being "heavy," when Adele gets none. Because yeah, we should totally consider Lady Gaga's feelings, because we all know how broken up she is about being such a f-cking heifer, you know?
I mean, honestly, it doesn't even matter that she allegedly denied to perform with Madonna or that she supposedly donated a million bones to victims of Superstorm Sandy (I ca...
Because I know, despite the fact that he's standing next to Cameron Diaz and looking like he's totally OK with it, and despite the fact that he's getting a bit on in age (he just turned fifty-two in September), he's still completely and entirely gorgeous and doable in my book, which is a big, eclectic book filled with binders of women many handsome men like Gael Garcia Bernal and Adrien Brody. And also Colin Firth.
Which brings me to my next somewhat-related though definitely-a-result-of-...
And see your gitch they will, especially if you have your own way.
No, but really, this is Rihanna on the set of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, where she performed and made sure to grab onto as many of the Angels as she possibly could. You know, kind of like this photo:
You can check out the rest in the gallery, which feature Rihanna's undeniably hot body doing all sorts of things on the VS show runway, but before you do that, I just want to leave you with this picture right here, beca...
Demi Lovato is a kabuki doll now. [The Superficial]
Jon Hamm speaks politics. [Lainey Gossip]
Christina Aguilera's special new song. [Starpulse]
Soulja Boy's penis photo. Obviously NSFW. [OMGBlog]
The cops are totally out to get Lindsay Lohan. [TMZ]
10 Celebrities who should run for President. [Socialite Life]
James Franco is covered with paint, making weird art. [The Frisky]
Lindsay Lohan doesn't even look real anymore. [Celebslam]
Cameron Diaz gets embarrassing Photosh...
The caption to the above photo? This:
Getting lay'd on the way back home. ;) #yum
My personal response (here, not on Twitter)?
Gagging last night's NyQuil gelcaps up. #whee and #urk
On a more serious note, though, Courtney's hairstyle is probably the best it's ever been. This girl's massive, overtanned fivehead is positively made for bangs, and it's high time she went and maximized the area she's working with. She's looking better and better, what with laying off all of the black eyelin...
Seriously, it's even weirder than that picture right there ^^.
See, Sienna Miller thought it'd be a good idea to pull a Demi Moore, but instead of covering up her engorged privates with puffy hands, she decided it'd be better off to just show the world what she looks like in her last trimester. Which, hey, is totally fine. Pregnancy is a beautiful thing and it should be admired. However, the thing about the whole thing that sort of creeps me out is the weird Andy Warhol-vibe that I'm getting from the d...
Oh man, guys. So many Tweets to go through and so little spell-check happening. But I do love celebrities, and I do love the innovation of Twitter, because there's hardly any filter, and that's the best part of this whole thing. Here's a few awesome Tweets courtesy of your favorite (or most hated, depending on who it is we're talking about) celebrities. Leave any others in the comments if I've missed them here.
Cher:
OMG ! IM SO HAPPY ! THIS IS ONE OF THE GREAT NITES OF MY LIFE !!!! TEARS...
Christina Aguilera's bum looks pretty good here. [The Superficial]
Jim Sturgess's 'Electric Slide'. [Lainey Gossip]
What TOWIE girl can show off the most cleavage? Loaded question. [Splash]
Kendall Jenner: still not age-appropriate. [Starpulse]
Cee Lo's sexual battery accuser---it gets deeper. [TMZ]
The weirdest set of Robert Pattinson photos I've ever seen. [theBERRY]
Hurricane Sandy benefit raises nearly seventeen MILLION DOLLARS. [Huff Po]
Of course Gisele Bundchen is heavily pregnant and doesn't look heavily pregn...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Joe Simpson photo: Trisssh
"I’ve captured a glimpse of this rare, illusive, yellow ...
Dude, no. I can’t wait to be a mom, but like, no. I can wait.
---Kristen Stewart's response when asked if she's ready to have children of her own at a 'Breaking Dawn: Part 2' press junket. And I don't even know what to say about this. Is this about new dogs? Or is this really about children? Does Kristen really want us to think that getting a second dog (child) is going to be a good thing? She breaking us in gently? Is this even grammatically correct? So many questions.
In any case, what...