Hayden Panettiere -- surprise, surprise -- has a thing for much older guys.  [Celebslam] Jared Leto still looks like Jordan, is still attaining the small-scale level of fame as he did in My So-Called Life.  Does this guy never age?  [Popbytes] Anyone going to see Iron Man 2?  Or did the first one completely turn you off? [Pajiba] Jimmy Kimmel voted out of "Handsome Club" while I scratch my head and vaguely wonder why in hell he was in it to begin with.  [Celebitchy] Miley Cyrus on growing up and (gasp!) actually looking the part.  [Amy Grindhouse] Lindsay Lohan still trying to be relevant in the best way she knows how: posing half-nekkid for photogs.  [Cityrag] Taylor Swift is much hotter with straight hair.  [Pop on the Pop] Florida woman arrested for shaving pubes while driving.  [Zelda Lily] />Hayden Panettiere -- surprise, surprise -- has a thing for much older guys.  [Celebslam] Jared Leto still looks like Jordan, is still attaining the small-scale level of fame as he did in My So-Called Life.  Does this guy never age?  [Popbytes] Anyone going to see Iron Man 2?  Or did the first one completely turn you off? [Pajiba] Jimmy Kimmel voted out of "Handsome Club" while I scratch my head and vaguely wonder why in hell he was in it to begin with.  [Celebitchy] Miley Cyrus on ...

Marisa Miller bares her ass in GQ UK.  [Celebslam] Kellan Lutz stumps for PETA, still has that mean, runty look about him.  And I mean Lutz, not the dog he's adopting. [Popbytes] Seriously Random Lists:  Pajiba bestows the honor of "Best Horror Movie Remakes" upon various slasher reboots.  [Pajiba] Lily Allen calls Courtney Love a "paranoid, drug-addled lunatic."  I knew there was a reason I loved Allen so much.  [Celebitchy] Justin Bieber's 16 years old on Monday and all he does is leer ... and letch. [Litely Salted] Everyone says that everything about Johnny Deep aside from his career stinks.  [Allie is Wired] Speaking of PETA, they have the best Tiger Woods promo ad ... ever.  [Amy Grindhouse] />Marisa Miller bares her ass in GQ UK.  [Celebslam] Kellan Lutz stumps for PETA, still has that mean, runty look about him.  And I mean Lutz, not the dog he's adopting. [Popbytes] Seriously Random Lists:  Pajiba bestows the honor of "Best Horror Movie Remakes" upon various slasher reboots.  [Pajiba] Lily Allen calls Courtney Love a "paranoid, drug-addled lunatic."  I knew there was a reason I loved Allen so much.  [Celebitchy] Justin Bieber's 16 years old on Monday and all he does is leer ... and letch. [Litely Salted] Everyone says that everything about Johnny Deep aside from...

Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are dunzo, for the three of you that know who they are ... Or care.  [Celebslam] Jennifer Love Hewitt is still really annoying ... and now she's trying to emulate Lady Gaga.  Or Madonna.  I'm not sure but either way, it's a really poorly executed attempt at "look at my display of unwavering irrelevance." [Popbytes] Natalie Portman to star in female "stoner" flick.  [Pajiba] Elin Woods still not wearing her wedding jewelry, yet playing tennis and vacationing with Tiger regardless.  [Celebitchy] Rihanna gives up on trying to looking good.  [Amy Grindhouse] Sandra Bullock and Jesse James' dog Cinnabun has returned!  [Cityrag] Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi to make appearance at James Madison University this March ... for some reason or another.  [Pop on the Pop] Betty White to co-host Saturday Night Live?  Yes, please.  [Zelda Lily] />Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are dunzo, for the three of you that know who they are ... Or care.  [Celebslam] Jennifer Love Hewitt is still really annoying ... and now she's trying to emulate Lady Gaga.  Or Madonna.  I'm not sure but either way, it's a really poorly executed attempt at "look at my display of unwavering irrelevance." [Popbytes] Natalie Portman to star in female "stoner" flick.  [Pajiba] Elin Woods still not wearing her wedding jewelry, yet playing tennis and vacatio...

I think it's a safe bet to make that Tiger Woods probably won't be discussing golf during his first press conference tomorrow since the shit hit the fan this past Thanksgiving.  [Celebslam] Lady Gaga looks like she's promoting Tim Burton's latest flick, reboot of Alice in Wonderland.  [Popbytes] 10 Most Famous Canadian celebrities ... I'm pleased to say that Rachel McAdams has made the list.  She is the hotness.  [Pajiba] Lindsay Lohan "cracked out" again.  And no, I don't mean she's back with Samantha Ronson.  [Celebitchy] "Don't want no short-short man":  Most common reason for condom failure? Men are buying condoms too large for their wank.  [Zelda Lily] Guess Jersey Shore's J-Woww and Snooki won't be getting matching "GuidoLyf" tattoos anytime soon after this.  [Litely Salted] 16 year-old Ali Lohan is looking more like a washed-up, 40 year-old version of Dita Von Teese these days.  [Allie Is Wired] Kelly Osbourne looks damn-near amazing.  [Amy Grindhouse] />I think it's a safe bet to make that Tiger Woods probably won't be discussing golf during his first press conference tomorrow since the shit hit the fan this past Thanksgiving.  [Celebslam] Lady Gaga looks like she's promoting Tim Burton's latest flick, reboot of Alice in Wonderland.  [Popbytes] 10 Most Famous Canadian celebrities ... I'm pleased to say that Rachel McAdams has made the list.  She is the hotness.  [Pajiba] Lindsay Lohan "cracked out" again.  And no, I don't mean sh...

Robert Pattinson really hates vaginas ... And I am not even a little bit surprised. [Celebslam] Heidi Montag's starting to look like the wax version of herself.  Oh, wait ...  [popbytes] Katherine Heigl lands yet another movie role.  Somehow.  [Pajiba] Courtney Love decries former husband Kurt Cobain's suicide as "uncool" ... And other gems of wisdom from a washed-up, has-never-been. [Celebitchy] Wanna see Beyonce's very own nip-slip?  Sure ... Sure you do, you skeezy bastard.  [cityrag] Adam Lambert is Billboard's Sexiest Man in Music this year.  I'd agree, you know, except for that whole wonky skin thing.  Airbrushing FT-motherfucking-W, yo.  [Pop on the Pop] Chew your way to a stiff willy with the one, the only:  Sexlets.  [Zelda Lily] />Robert Pattinson really hates vaginas ... And I am not even a little bit surprised. [Celebslam] Heidi Montag's starting to look like the wax version of herself.  Oh, wait ...  [popbytes] Katherine Heigl lands yet another movie role.  Somehow.  [Pajiba] Courtney Love decries former husband Kurt Cobain's suicide as "uncool" ... And other gems of wisdom from a washed-up, has-never-been. [Celebitchy] Wanna see Beyonce's very own nip-slip?  Sure ... Sure you do, you skeezy bastard.  [cityrag] Adam Lambert is Billboard's Sexiest Man in Music this year.  I'd agree, you know, ...