Just weeks after thrusting a living thing out of her nether regions, Gisele Bundchen takes the cover of April's Vogue and looks as if she never experienced the horrors of pregnancy. Ever.
Bundchen gave one of those water-births where you peacefully soak in a lukewarm tub in a dimmed room and it's all peaceful and zen and shit and she didn't "give birth", her son "came through her body", which sounds what like any delicate, virginal supermodel would go through during birth, naturally. Bund...
Kim Kardashian eats like the rest of us and I love her for it. [Celebslam]
Demi Moore is gorgeous ... for any age. [popbytes]
Interesting new read: Impossible Motherhood regarding a woman who's had 15 abortions in 17 years. [Pajiba]
What, Madonna's dating some other pre-pubescent boy now? [Celebitchy]
Admit it: you hate Tila Tequila because she's better than you. [Litely Salted]
The photo that's going to drive Heidi Montag to total plastic-ness. [Amy Grindhouse]
Did Paris get a nose job? No ... it's just Photoshop. [Cityrag]
Real Housewives Bethenny Frankel tries to channel Jackie O. [Pop on the Pop] />Kim Kardashian eats like the rest of us and I love her for it. [Celebslam]
Demi Moore is gorgeous ... for any age. [popbytes]
Interesting new read: Impossible Motherhood regarding a woman who's had 15 abortions in 17 years. [Pajiba]
What, Madonna's dating some other pre-pubescent boy now? [Celebitchy]
Admit it: you hate Tila Tequila because she's better than you. [Litely Salted]
The photo that's going to drive Heidi Montag to total plastic-ness. [Amy Grindhouse]
Did Paris get a nose job? No ......
Sandra Bullock gets lost dog back, puts husband in the doghouse. [Celebslam]
Marky-Mark still walks around with his underoos hanging out -- and still kind of looks okay. [popbytes]
Sigourney Weaver pushing Aliens to the side and is possibly involved with a new vampire flick project. [Pajiba]
Kate Gosselin denies that she's a diva and a bad mom. [Celebitchy]
Hey, DC's giving away free condoms. You know, if you happen to be in the area or whatever. [Zelda Lily]
Jessica Simpson's new reality show was a flop, I guess. [Litely Salted]
Bret Michaels hearts Miley Cyrus. This is a match made in heaven. [Allie is Wired]
Kendra Wilkinson claims that she won't pose for Playboy ever again. [Amy Grindhouse]
Amanda Seyfried admits that it's tough staying skinny. [Betty Confidential] />Sandra Bullock gets lost dog back, puts husband in the doghouse. [Celebslam]
Marky-Mark still walks around with his underoos hanging out -- and still kind of looks okay. [popbytes]
Sigourney Weaver pushing Aliens to the side and is possibly involved with a new vampire flick project. [Pajiba]
Kate Gosselin denies that she's a diva and a bad mom. [Celebitchy]
Hey, DC's giving away free condoms. You know, if you happen to be in the area or whatever. [Zelda Lily]
Jessica Simpson's new reality show was a flop, I guess. [Litely Salted]
Bret Michaels...
Renee's pushing another man into marriage her luck with Coop. [Betty Confidential]
Thora Birch turns 28, looks more like 58. [Amy Grindhouse]
No, Juliette Lewis has not fallen off of the face of the earth, she's just wrapped a new music video ... Erm, 'uh-huh' ... [Allie is Wired]
Michael Moore talks exclusively to Pop on the Pop! [Pop on the Pop]
Shanna Moakler wishes "gay babies" upon Carrie Prejean. [Litely Salted]
My, my, how the tables have turned and the shoe is on the other foot ... Brad Pitt allegedly "threatened" by Johnny Depp working with his wife. [Celebitchy]
Anyone planning on seeing the Wizard of Oz remake, if it ever comes to fruition? [Pajiba]
Remember Jason Castro from American Idol a few seasons back? Yep, he's still totally hot. [Popbytes]
Simon Monjack is a disgusting specimen of the human race and should be eviscerated by rabid squirrels. [Celebslam] />Renee's pushing another man into marriage her luck with Coop. [Betty Confidential]
Thora Birch turns 28, looks more like 58. [Amy Grindhouse]
No, Juliette Lewis has not fallen off of the face of the earth, she's just wrapped a new music video ... Erm, 'uh-huh' ... [Allie is Wired]
Michael Moore talks exclusively to Pop on the Pop! [Pop on the Pop]
Shanna Moakler wishes "gay babies" upon Carrie Prejean. [Litely Salted]
My, my, how the tables have turned and the shoe is on the other foot ... Brad Pitt allegedly "threatened" by ...
Well, well ... For someone who presents herself to be so hoity-toity, enlightened and above it all, Gwyneth Paltrow can't sing a note to save her life.
Paltrow was spotted out at a wrap party for her latest flick, Love Don't Let Me Down and girlfriend sounded like she'd swallowed a bag of smashed cats.
For someone who I consider to be a sub-par actress to begin with, I hardly think this clip is for "pretend."
I know there are probably some of you out there who'll read this, shit all over yourselves and start with the "Gwyneth is God, Gwyneth is a fucking guru of fine living, Gwyneth bumped uglies with revered sex-beast Brad Pitt for shit's sake" and you know what? I've fastened my index fingers securely into my ear canals. A tool is a tool no matter how partially chewed off the thorns are and there is nothing endearing or cute about Gwyneth Paltrow mumbling clumsily along to a song that practically anyone with a half a lung can sing.
What do you guys think? Do you think she can sing? You know, in that special kind of way that she thinks she can? />
Well, well ... For someone who presents herself to be so hoity-toity, enlightened and above it all, Gwyneth Paltrow can't sing a note to save her life.
Paltrow was spotted out at a wrap party for her latest flick, Love Don't Let Me Down and girlfriend sounded like she'd swallowed a bag of smashed cats.
For someone who I consider to be a sub-par actress to begin with, I hardly think this clip is for "pretend."
I know there are probably some of you out there who'll read this, shit al...
Okay, so, the guy did what he did, dropped out of the spotlight and plans to play the Masters next month, managed to salvage a semblance of his marriage and yet there are still allegations from women coming out claiming that they were The One and they have the proof to, well, prove it.
The latest comes from porn star Joslyn James who set up a new domain name last week: sextingjoslynjames.com. ... So crafty, Ms. James, just ... crafty. James claims to have authentic Tiger Woods smut-texts on he...
Girlfriend's milkshake (?) has all but dried up according to this picture.
I always admired Winslet for her gorgeous, curvy figure and now she's looking like just another post-divorce, pasty, misery-laden actress with weight-loss cellulite hanging out underneath the area that used to be considered a rather generous bottom.
In retrospect, Winslet did look a little glum at this year's Oscars -- her recent split with Sam Mendes must be taking its toll on her.
Girl, you're thirty-four ye...
This is clearly his response to Dina's request for further child support or finding out that trainwreck daughter Lindsay doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning her cash cow lawsuit against E-Trade. Goddamn it how some people just can't stand to be out of the limelight for thirty-four seconds and kind of funny how certain things come around and go right back around and, well, punch you in the chest. I'm not even remotely saying that Lohan deserves what happened to him but it's always r...
Oh, boy ... I can't wait to spend an entire hour with awkward pauses and incoherent mumbles in a live setting!
Stewart claims that although producers haven't asked her to host, she'd still beg anyway probably do it in a heartbeat, although she doesn't think the majority of guest stars are all that funny and compares herself to them:
"I would love to say yes for sure, but that is really really scary. I am so critical of myself and then also of people who are on the show. It's like, 'Nope, you're not funny—next!'"
I don't hate Kristen Stewart -- quite the contrary. I kind of think she's super...
... And I think, by throwing John Mayer under the bus, that it just may not happen.
Simpson, who appeared earlier this week on the David Letterman Show was grilled by Letterman regarding her past with various -- ahem, rather attractive -- love interests, but I found it funny that while exes Tony Romo and John Mayer were discussed, no one thought to bring up who Simpson's now allegedly dating: Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan.
However, Billy's gonna try to ride this "unnamed" buxom...
I'm not sure whether these two crazy kids are still together or not -- reps say they're broken up and then you see them skiing together in Aspen. Reps say they've broken up again and then you see Biel trailing after Timberlake like a lost puppy -- not that that's any different from the norm -- but still, I don't know what to make of these two.
However, in new developments, Jess Biel speaks to People magazine and voices the enormous love that she has for Timberlake's mom, Lynn Harless. In a...
Mario Lopez, who I still think of as the greasy A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell, has recently announced that he and newest girlfriend, Courtney Laine Mazza, are the proud parents to be of a new baby.
Lopez claims that the two met during production of 2008's A Chorus Line and have been practically inseparable since. Well, except for, you know, the entire time he was dating Dancing With the Stars hottie, Karina Smirnoff. Lopez also famously married Doritos chick, Ali Landry, for a gran...