Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jon Gosselin Dropped By Yet Another High School Student

Jon Gosselin and Morgan Christie's romance is over.  Can you hear my heart breaking from all the way over here? After "months of fighting", Christie reportedly kicked the deadbeat dad and defunct reality star to the curb -- and out of her house -- and the main reasons were because he was fat, lazy and mooch-y.  I knew the girl was a little dense for dating Gosselin to begin with, but come on ... is that not why all of his previous relationships -- including his marriage -- foundered? Jon a...

In Other News …

Miranda Cosgrove films a new music video. [Celebslam] A My Fair Lady reboot in the making? [popbytes] Your weekly 24 update. [Pajiba] Jude Law gets hair plugs ... or Rogaine or something. Either way, he's still a total tool. [Celebitchy] Got Facebook? Got Syphilis? Maybe. [Zelda Lily] Lindsay fell down the other night, not 'cause she was pushed, but because she was "tired." What a "tired" excuse. Next thing we know, she'll be checking herself into the "hospital" for "exhaustion." [Litely Salted] Rihanna lets another boyfriend move in. Let's hope this turns out better than the last one. [Allie is Wired] Robert Pattinson is girly in a lot of ways. [Amy Grindhouse] Say it aint' so: Michael Lohan developing a new reality show. [Betty Confidential] />Miranda Cosgrove films a new music video. [Celebslam] A My Fair Lady reboot in the making? [popbytes] Your weekly 24 update. [Pajiba] Jude Law gets hair plugs ... or Rogaine or something. Either way, he's still a total tool. [Celebitchy] Got Facebook? Got Syphilis? Maybe. [Zelda Lily] Lindsay fell down the other night, not 'cause she was pushed, but because she was "tired." What a "tired" excuse. Next thing we know, she'll be checking herself into the "hospital" for "exhau...

Sandra Bullocks’s Weird, Pre-Cognitive Advice to Elin Nordegren

If you don't remember, Sandra Bullock was one of the multitudes of celebrities that were interviewed weeks ago regarding the Tiger Woods Transgressions and she -- thankfully -- didn't let Tiger off the hook as easily as some others did. Bullock spoke to The Insider at the People's Choice Awards back in January and was asked by Insider's Niecy Nash regarding her take on the gratuitous amount of Tiger's affairs and the allegations that Elin beat the snot out of Tiger because of them: ...

The Situation Still Can’t Stop Showing Off His Man-Tits

Dude's got a pretty killer body, but a shriveled, old, bitter-beer butter face and I'm sick to death of seeing him flash his moobs like he's at a never-ending Mardi Gras.  Really. Mike Sorrentino is pictured above "helping out" at the grand opening of Martorano's Italian-American Kitchen at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Florida, just, you know, doing his thing. I am so sick of this guy and his overblown pecs, greasy pallor and constant fist-pumping.  Go away.  Please.  Jus...

Manson Liked It So He Went and Put a Ring On It

While circus freaks Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson left a restaurant last night in LA , the female half of the relationship wore a ring on its all-important finger ... and just to clear that up, in case there was any confusion, it was Wood sporting the bling, not Manson. The two started dating back in December of 2006 when Wood was just a mere twenty years old; Manson is twenty years her senior. The two had a ridiculously tumultuous relationship involving blood, gore, cutting and obsession ...

Joaquin Phoenix Loves PETA, is One Snaky Dude

The big Wa has evidently -- and completely -- dropped the bizarre faux-rap act and has opted for something with a little more, excuse the pun, gut. Phoenix is stumping for a much greater cause these days: PETA.  In doing this, he clearly felt there was no better way to convey his support for PETA than to show us writhing, half-dead animal heads just after dinner. You can check out the above video for something that'll make you never want to buy snakeskin anything  -- ever -- again. Warning: This video is extremely, unbelievably graphic.  I don't recommend watching it if you've just eaten, or if you've just finished reading the previous entry regarding Jesse James' Playgirl offer. /> The big Wa has evidently -- and completely -- dropped the bizarre faux-rap act and has opted for something with a little more, excuse the pun, gut. Phoenix is stumping for a much greater cause these days: PETA.  In doing this, he clearly felt there was no better way to convey his support for PETA than to show us writhing, half-dead animal heads just after dinner. You can check out the above video for something that'll make you never want to buy snakeskin anything  -- ever -- again. War...

This Is So Not On My Bucket List.

I used to have this thing where all I'd have to do was think about worms in order to throw up, but I think those days are behind me. The visual that this story put into my head has easily superseded the whole "worms" gimmick and I don't think I'll ever be the same girl again. Playgirl has allegedly offered $500k to Sandra Bullock's smut-lovin' husband, Jesse James, to strut his Monster-sized "Vanilla Gorilla" in their monthly rag. Even better? The head of the publication gives even more TM...

Miley Cyrus’ Heart is a Revolving Door

Sort of. Miley Cyrus speaks out (again) about her newest beau, Liam Hemsworth and how they met.  Reportedly, Hemsworth opened the door for the pop singer on the set of their new movie The Last Song, which was filmed on Tybee Island in Georgia last year and that was all she needed to know to realize that Liam was "the one." Miley states that she'd "been in L.A. for three years" didn't think that "any guy had opened doors" for her during that entire time. After self-proclaimed "weird science chemistry" on set,...

Apparently, Reggie Bush Was Cheating on Kim Kardashian

I suppose someone's going to tell me next that Santa Clause beat the shit out of the Easter Bunny and then mugged him and I'm going to just have to believe it, 'cause there's nothing more unfathomable than Reggie putting his Saint-ly strings onto another woman's harp when he had Kardashian to begin with. According to RadarOnline, Bush was, indeed, cheating on Kim with some waitress that goes by the name of January Gessert on and around the time that the two broke up: Gessert reportedly spent...

Amy Winehouse is Going Ape-Shit … Again.

Ladies and gentlemen, pull your cars off of the road and lock up the children that want to get their permits ... Amy Winehouse is begging for driving lessons.  And a machete. If that's not a frightening visual, I don't know what is. Winehouse took to her Twitter account yesterday and crazily-blabbered about getting behind the wheel of a vehicle all Indiana Jones-like: I WANT. DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE. I NEEEEEEEEEED DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWAN...

A Show That I’ve Never Really Cared About Gets the Axe

After six ridiculous seasons and $2.4 billion worth of combined plastic surgeries, MTV's The Hills is entering its last season. Um ... yay. I didn't even realize that one, the show's been on this long already and two, that it's just now being cancelled ... I totally thought Heidi and her cohorts were as synthetic as they could be. They should have started calling the show Plastic Peaks a few seasons back. Anyway, a rep for MTV states that the ladies' character development have reached t...

I’m Secretly Kind of In Love With Alyson Hannigan, I Think

She's pictured above with her adorable family out and about while celebrating some birthdays.  Both Hannigan and her daughter celebrated their birthdays yesterday and oddly enough, Hannigan's mother and grandmother before also shared a birthday.  Bizarre. I just love this girl -- she seems so normal and down to earth and hell, she's got an easy way of smiling and that's something that I totally dig. I actually caught the only and only episode that I've ever seen of How I Met Your Mother the ...