And it's supposedly not even due to the fact that she's an anarchy-loving, Nazi-supporting sadist ... this is just the way she "rolls."
Previously, McGee, who is Mistress #1 in the Jesse James scandal, came forward and admitted that she only involved herself with James to support her family. Now, after God-knows-how-long of supplying James with all the free curdled milk he could get from that dirty cow, she's getting fed up with the publicity that she so willingly brought down upon herse...
Tell me, is there honestly anything funnier than someone falling on their ass?
Hah. I thought not.
Fergie takes the stage at a show in Kansas city last night and girlfriend hits the deck like a load of wet laundry while performing. She's always been the very graceful, ladylike performer and I can expect nothing less from someone clearly as "clumsy" as I happen to be. I just love her. She falls on (and off) stage, she pees herself -- she's totally someone I could get down with.
More celebrities falling all over themselves below.
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Tell me, is there honestly anything funnier than someone falling on their ass?
Hah. I thought not.
Fergie takes the stage at a show in Kansas city last night and girlfriend hits the deck like a load of wet laundry while performing. She's always been the very graceful, ladylike performer and I can expect nothing less from someone clearly as "clumsy" as I happen to be. I just love her. She falls on (and off) stage, she pees herself -- she's totally someone I could get down with.
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And she's trying her best to follow in Mama's footsteps by launching her very own career in the entertainment industry.
Naturally, Madonna has some pull pretty much everywhere in the world, not just in third world countries or with 19 year-old male models, so she's set out to secure daughter Lourdes a "small role" in an upcoming film that the Queen of Pop has another hand in. The film is based on the life of Edward VIII.
This is a total change of pace for the protective Madonna -- sh...
Although reformed sex-addict pioneer Russell Brand is ready to tie the knot with "I Kissed a Girl" singer Katy Perry, it doesn't prevent him from living vicariously through other philandering fools like Tiger Woods and Jesse James.
At Thursday's Victoria's Secret swim party, Brand was asked about his take on the two latest cheating scandals that rocked pop culture, and in his slyly-coquettish way, Brand replied:
"I like them! [James and Woods]... They seem like nice guys."
I dunno, man....
And I'm assuming it's the latter rather than the former.
Emma Watson was snapped arriving at Heathrow Airport for the first time in a long, long time. The Harry Potter star has been working hard filming new movies and attending school in the US at Brown University.
I love this girl, I love her sweater and as a self-proclaimed Harry Potter nerd, that fact in itself makes her all the more appealing.
This is one girl that I can definitely say, with assurance, will never end up going ...
Evidently there's a long-lost sex tape floating around with Jimi Hendrix's name on it. And his peter, among other nude things.
The film is titled Jimi Hendrix: The Story of the Lost Sex Tape and it'll be released on May 3rd. The video is said to include eleven minutes of Hendrix doing the do and probably under some kind of psychedelic influence. I hope that there'll be floating mushrooms super-imposed all over the film, 'cause it'd be just so damned literal in so many ways.
You can check...
Boy, this little kid's turning out to be a real pain in the ass. Maybe one day, he'll actually receive notoriety kind of like that of Johnny Knoxville or something and then his dumb quips might be considered appropriate. At least in certain circles.
Bieber takes his latest pre-pre-pubescent angst out on Her Highness, Mariah Carey, and compares her to a basketball player past his time -- old and irrelevant. When interviewed this past week about current pop stars like Justin Timberlake, R...
Courtney Love just can't keep her sore-infested mouth shut -- about anyone or anything.
Love currently blasts her late murder victim husband, Kurt Cobain, and his drug-using ways. Courtney claims that she did drugs "recreationally" (you can just tell by her face that this is one woman who only did drugs intermittently) and enjoyed their casual use, but Cobain allegedly had another reason for using -- his desperate acquisition of personal and political anarchy. She then went on to call C...
Paris Hilton (remember her?) was spotted out and about in LA yesterday with sister, Nicky, looking, well, like a semi-normal human being.
It's almost kind of one of those "Where's Waldo" photos or "What's wrong with this picture" ads. I mean, no exposed snatch, no greasy heir on her arm, no bow-legged skinny-cow stance. I'm ... confused.
I actually kind of miss the old, golden gossip days where Paris was hooking up with this one and getting engaged to that one ... I mean, she still looks...
Monica Geller Courtney Cox was photographed on the set of new show Cougar Town and she's looking pretty damned good, considering circumstances. And by "circumstances", I mean "what the fuck happened to all of the Friends characters' faces?"
Jennifer Aniston's really been the only one blessed in the anti-aging department but the rest of the cast ... damn. I know everybody gets old but ... just, damn.
Check out the gallery below for what the Friends cast looks like in 2010.
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Tom Cruise is slated to play a cowboy in his upcoming flick, Paper Wings. What's next, Elton John playing a muscle-bound oil-rigger who can't get enough female prostitutes under his belt? Tcha.
The story's supposed to revolve around Cruise playing a rough-and-tumble rodeo champ who woos an up-and-coming country singing star, a role that Reese Witherspoon is allegedly considering. Sources say that the two are currently in talks to join the cast.
Hope he doesn't get any of his fake tee...