Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ricky Martin is Undeniably Gay

Wonder if Barbara Walters wants to take credit -- again -- for this public revelation. Either way, whatevs ... Ricky Martin (even though he did take part in Menudo) is fabulous and amazing and deserves to be happy one way or another.  He didn't owe the public an explanation or any retorts to the decade of gay-taunts and speculation regarding his sexuality, but he's obviously comfortable enough in his own skin to address what so many people have questioned him about in the past. On his blog, ...

Sandra Bullock Calling it Quits on Sham-Marriage to Jesse James

With a name like Jesse James, it's sure to be crap. Sandra Bullock allegedly breaks her silence and tells friends that she's in the process of filing for divorce from cheating husband, Jesse James, Radar Online reports.  Sandra abandoned her shared home with James last week and hasn't been spotted in public since allegations of affairs emerged two weeks ago. James has been linked to four women -- at this point -- and if the situation plays out like Tiger-Gate did, this is only the beginn...

In Other News …

Man fishes Julia Roberts' napkin outta the garbage. Gross. [Celebslam] Ricky Martin -- officially -- comes out of the closet. [popbytes] Will you be seeing Chloe? [Pajiba] Cameron Diaz looks bangin' ... from the neck down. [Celebitchy] Is Sarah Palin repping Republicans well? [Zelda Lily] Check out Amy Adams' baby shower. She's amazingly cute. [Amy Grindhouse] Celebrity tattoos: the lame and the lamer. [Cityrag] Le sigh. Demi Moore tries to stay relevant ... again. [Pop on the Pop] />Man fishes Julia Roberts' napkin outta the garbage. Gross. [Celebslam] Ricky Martin -- officially -- comes out of the closet. [popbytes] Will you be seeing Chloe? [Pajiba] Cameron Diaz looks bangin' ... from the neck down. [Celebitchy] Is Sarah Palin repping Republicans well? [Zelda Lily] Check out Amy Adams' baby shower. She's amazingly cute. [Amy Grindhouse] Celebrity tattoos: the lame and the lamer. [Cityrag] Le sigh. Demi Moore tries to stay relevant ... again. [...

So This is Where Lindsay’s Been Hiding Her Coke Stash

And she's thinking, 'Damn, B, I paid through the nose for this shit!' Lindsay-Everyone-Claims-She's-Gonna-Die-Soon-Lohan leaves a house party on Saturday night and looks every bit the part. God, Lindsay.  You're a fucking mess. Your self-tanner's stained your palms, your gum lines are receding, your pupils are big enough for Gabby Sidibe to walk through ... if this wasn't such an apparent, time-after-time lack of self-regard, I'd start to feel pretty badly for you. And in case you were ...

LOL!!

Only one term comes to mind when I look at this photo: "The Shocker." Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston were photographed on the sly -- from the back -- while the photogs in front played the whole "distraction" card. The photos of the duo and another dude were taken during the Paris promo of their new movie, The Bounty Hunter. No word if Aniston's been granted knockin'-on-the-back-door privileges in her and Butler's reciprocal "friendship." Image courtesy of TMZ.com. ...

Holy Crap, Lady Gaga’s Only 24?!

Lady Gaga turned 24 yesterday and to celebrate, she posted a cleavage photo of herself online, all the while seducing a really fortunate teacup. The image was posted on her Twitter account, along with accolades to her fans for supporting her over the years: "Thank you so much for all the beautiful birthday messages, videos, and gifts. The greatest present I've been given this year is you I love u." "I'm 24 today, so you know what that means? Let's raise a glass to 30 more years of writing ...

Hailey Glasspiece Lands a Show?

Hailey "What the fuck are you wearing/Thanks for the eye herp" Glassman, ex of Jon Gosselin, states that she's been offered her own reality show. Pardon me while I go pick my jaw up off the floor and launder my soiled pants. Glassman states that the concept of the show will revolve around the endeavor of "leaving New York and all the negative" behind her. The show will be called, appropriately, Starting Over and will chronicle her move from being a NY ho to an LA ho New York to LA....

Joey McIntyre’s Newest Baby Has Hearing Issues

This is a really sad story, actually. Joey McIntyre, famed for his 90's boy-band New Kids on the Block, received the blessing of a healthy new child born into his family three months ago. The male child goes by the name of Rhys. When Rhys was born, it was apparent to Joey and family that the child had hearing issues. The child had also failed the preliminary hearing test in the hospital before the mother and child were released to go home. Post-care follow-up tests showed that baby ...

Peaches Geldof Chooses Poor Company, Looks Like a Really Beat Fiona Apple

I'll just bet these pictures prompt so many questions for you. Like, who's the creepy red-headed kid in the photos? Yeah, his name is Ben Mills. And he was expelled from his New Jersey university for threatening to slit the throat of one of his female classmates. And also, you're probably wondering what a skanked-out dude like this is doing with what's supposed to be an upstanding lady from across the pond, yeah? Evidently, the two met back in 2009 after a detoxification clinic spons...

Rebecca Gayheart Had a Baby and I Didn’t Even Know It

Evidently, Rebecca Gayheart grunted out her own little bundle of joy about three weeks ago and somehow, I missed this epic milestone in the former Noxema girl's life.  Gah.  Gayheart gave birth to little Billie Beatrice (a name that I'm actually digging ... you know, nothing like 'Apple' or 'Television Remote') on March 3rd and I missed it because I was on vacation. Never. Happen. Again. Gayheart was spotted out earlier this week, similar to every other Hollywood staple, looking as if s...

Mya Wears a Dress That You Won’t Likely Forget, Unlike Her Music

Mya is pictured above at the Closing Party for Rock Media Fashion Week in Miami, Florida. I'm guessing the ghetto superstar didn't get the memo that it was, indeed, a fashion expo, 'cause if she had, she wouldn't have shown up looking like a defunct Sesame Street reject that hit the outside alley for some junkie-love before entering the building. Beyond that dress, the rest of her looks great and she still seems like the sweet and lovely Mya I remember from high school, but the outfit's...