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Olivia Newton-John’s Dead Boyfriend? Yeah, He’s Not So Dead.

Remember when Olivia Newton-John's boyfriend up and disappeared, like, five years ago?  Yeah, he supposedly had taken his boat out on the open seas and was never seen again.  After a huge investigation and tons of money involved, he was ruled dead. Well, the investigation must have seemed fishy to some, because the case was never closed.  New information has been brought to public knowledge stating yes, the man, Patrick McDermott, is alive and well and living off the coast of Mexico. McDermot...

Jesse James Spread His Seed and I’ll Be Damned, Some Of It Started to Grow

The visual behind that statement is almost too much nasty in one sentence to even comprehend. News is emerging regarding James and his harem of hos and it has to do with a baby. And a mistress. And lots of dirty, grimy unprotected sex, obviously. A source comes forward and confirms to RadarOnline that James did, indeed, father a child through one of his ladies-in-waiting. The same sources allege that he knew about it, too. While the woman claims that she "didn't have the baby," she m...

Sarah Jessica Parker Dead?

No, despite the fact that this particular topic is currently the number one trend on both Google and Twitter, Sarah Jessica Parker is not pushing up daisies. Where did the hoax originate?  Someone who posed as Perez Hilton yesterday thought that an awesome April Fool's Day joke would be to announce SJP's premature death. A day later, the hubbub surrounding the faux-report hasn't died down a bit, even though reps for Parker state that she is, indeed, alive and well. I'm all for April Fools'...

“Bieber or Die”: Dude, You’re Just Not Funny.

It's really not funny. I'm just warning you. Don't say I didn't. I don't know what it is about this little kid that so rubs me the wrong way. Maybe it's his baby lip-curl that's become a pain-in-the-ass idiosyncrasy and he can't stop doing it 'cause now he thinks he looks suave. Maybe it's the "rebellious" way that he says "bitch." Maybe it's just because he's a mini-tool and he's just. not. funny. Yeah, I think the last one....

Sting Calls For “Reefer Madness”

Sting, otherwise known as Gordan Matthew Thomas Sumner, has gotta be a stoner.  He speaks out via blog and discusses an issue that some consider taboo and forbidden -- the legalization of marijuana.  Sting states: "The 'War on Drugs' has failed - but it's worse than that. It is actively harming our society. Violent crime is thriving in the shadows to which the drug trade has been consigned. People who genuinely need help can't get it. Neither can people who need medical marijuana to treat t...

In Other News …

A name finally attached to a beautiful face. Where do they get these VS models? [Celebslam] Britney's looking ... well, better. [popbytes] For real ... Does Miley's new movie suck? I kind of refuse to see it on principle. [Pajiba] Michael Douglas' libido is starting to wane with his age -- AKA more crap I've learned way too much about today. [Celebitchy] Jennifer Hudson has a healthier self-image than most of us probably do. [Zelda Lily] What the fuck is Michael Lohan wearing!? Gah, my retinas!! [Litely Salted] What Jesse James has done with Sandra Bullock's face. [Allie is Wired] Jennifer Aniston would totally do Botox ... Wait, she hasn't already? [Amy Grindhouse] Come on ... Are there really more Tiger mistresses out there? And do we even still care? [Betty Confidential] />A name finally attached to a beautiful face. Where do they get these VS models? [Celebslam] Britney's looking ... well, better. [popbytes] For real ... Does Miley's new movie suck? I kind of refuse to see it on principle. [Pajiba] Michael Douglas' libido is starting to wane with his age -- AKA more crap I've learned way too much about today. [Celebitchy] Jennifer Hudson has a healthier self-image than most of us probably do. [Zelda Lily] What the fuck is Michael Lohan wearing!? Gah...

Anna Paquin “Gives a Damn,” But Not About People Knowing She’s Bisexual

Huh.  Didn't see that one coming. Anna played a cameo appearance on the latest promo video for the Give a Damn campaign, which is trying to raise awareness for the equality of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered individuals. Give a Damn is sponsored by the True Colors Fund, which was created by Cyndi Lauper. The above video features appearances by Cyndi herself, Anna Paquin, Whoopi Goldberg, Elton John and Clay Aiken, among other prominent celebrities who support the cause. Check out their website here -- it's guaranteed to make you feel all happy and warm inside, unless you're one of those horrible bigot-people and if you are, man, I don't know what to tell you.  If you give a damn, prove it ... go donate and put your money where your mouth is. /> Huh.  Didn't see that one coming. Anna played a cameo appearance on the latest promo video for the Give a Damn campaign, which is trying to raise awareness for the equality of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered individuals. Give a Damn is sponsored by the True Colors Fund, which was created by Cyndi Lauper. The above video features appearances by Cyndi herself, Anna Paquin, Whoopi Goldberg, Elton John and Clay Aiken, among other prominent celebrities who support the cause. Che...

Kim Kardashian’s Really Pushing This ‘Single’ Thing

Girls, you know you've all done it. Dude broke up with your ass, you felt all busted up inside and went on a bender flaunting your hot bod for all to see. Inside you kind of hoped that said ex would be seething with jealousy and inside you knew that you'd (probably) take him back in a heartbeat if he even hinted at it. Well, my lady Kim Kardashian's in Phase III of the breakup stage. Phase I consists of denial, Phase II is the eat-yourself-sick (or drink-yourself-hospitalized) week and Phas...

Blossom Cast to Reunite? Oh, Puh-lease and Thank You!

Remember that crazy-bitchin' old show, Blossom?  The one that starred Mayim Bialik and her zany fishing hats with the over-sized flowers perched precariously on top?  Yeah, I so used to rock those hats ... back when I was cool, that is. I had about forty of them in different colors and patterns. Being a product of the eighties, I wanted to be Blossom in every way.  She was, like, the epitome of high-class teenagers. ... In total retrospect, at any rate. It's been confirmed that thre...

Bad Career Move, Foxy!

For someone who tries in every fashion to emulate her idol, Angelina Jolie, you'd think Megan Fox would jump at the chance to fill the shoes of a role that Jolie's already done. "Insiders" on the movie state that she was offered the role of Lara Croft in the latest Tomb Raider installment and girlfriend turned it down.  This source states: “The offer has been on the table for Megan for a while but she’s reluctantly turned it down. She’s the logical choice to play Lara and she loves...

Come On, Does This Look Like Someone Who’s Going to Be Knock-Knock-Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door Anytime Soon?

Anyone wearing that kind of dress will never die.  Out of spite. Lindsay Lohan was spotted out -- during daylight hours and before 11 PM, oddly enough -- doing some shopping in Glendale.  And her skin did not melt and fold off. Although various sources TMZ, LAPD, her family, her friends, her "fans", her doctors claim that the starlet is on the highway to hell, it hasn't deterred her from doing some shopping in Gramma's frock. Lindsay hit up the latest senior boutiques in Glendale's ro...

James Van Der Beek’s Gotta Pay Spousal Support, Might Go Broke … Tomorrow.

In case you were one of the trillions caught unaware, James Van Der Beek was married. And it lasted almost six years, which is kind of like dog years in Hollywood, so really ... it was like, three lifetimes. Reps for the two announced this past July that the couple had officially split. Divorce proceedings, which are said to wrap up around May 1st, have preliminarily awarded Van Der Beek's estranged wife, Heather Ann McComb, around $7,750 a month in alimony. Have no fear, though ... toothy-p...
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