Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jesse James Checks Out of Rehab, ‘Cause It’s So Obviously Not Worth It.

Upon finding out that Sandra Bullock had allegedly (and indefinitely) pulled the plug on any attempts at trying to save the couple's marriage, the Monster Garage cheater got pissed like a petulant little boy who heard 'no' twice in a row and checked himself out of rehab after only a few days. Since there was obviously no point in being there if it wouldn't result in him getting laid one way or another, James hit the road. Jack. Sources state that rehab was James' last-ditch effort to resurrect (by the way, Happy Easter) his dilapidated marriage to America's Sweetheart. ... And y...

Miley’s Getting Her Own Place, Phoning Austin Powers For Decorating Tips

While some sources have stated that Cyrus' boyfriend Liam Hemsworth has moved into the Cyrus family compound, Miley herself is discussing her first big purchase: a home, which incidentally, is rather close to the family homestead in Toluca Lake, California. Miley recently interviewed with People magazine and told them that she's in the process of searching for the right home and the right interior decorator -- which happens to be none other than her very own Mama Dukes. Yeah, the same Mo...

Dita Von Teese Likes Showering With Other Women

The always-effervescent and classic Dita Von Teese attended a book signing at the New Orleans Hotel in Las Vegas yesterday as part of the Rockabilly Party Weekend where she signed "autograph after autograph." Von Teese rocked a traditional country-western dress during the day and vamped it up later on at the opening with a low-cut red cocktail dress. The burlesque princess was later scheduled to perform at the Las Vegas opening of The Crazy Horse Paris, where she was scheduled for back-to-bac...

Yyyeah … ‘Cause What the World Needs Now Is These Two Pregnant.

This comes from Star magazine, so the source obviously isn't as credible as, say, US Weekly or whatever, so take it with a grain of salt. Or don't. Either way, what fun. According to "sources," MTV's executive producers are pushing for Snooki and J-Woww to get pregnant during this season's filming. That just has greasy, over-tanned greatness all over it, right? Again, supposedly, the producers are offering $500k bonuses with the promise of a follow-up reality show produced -- obviousl...

Some People Are Psycho As Shit Over Erin Andrews

The girl's gorgeous, but damn, does she attract some nuts. Not too long after Erin Andrews' first video-stalker was sentenced, she began her stint on ABC's Dancing With the Stars and yet another one had emerged from the woodwork. Andrews' newest stalker has reportedly been sending threatening emails to The Dan Patrick Show since this past September and sources state that the emails have gotten increasingly violent over the past few weeks. According to law enforcement, three emails have c...

This is Who Jake Gyllenhaal is Dating Now, I Guess.

Rumors were circulating a few weeks ago that Jake G. was dating none other than my personal female celebrity crush, Rachel McAdams, but "sources" are refuting that and upping the ante on speculation. The woman in question is Isabel Lucas, who is most famously known as Adrien Grenier's ex-girlfriend and/or the girl that was Shia LaBeouf's passenger when he wrecked his truck that one time. However, Lucas is more than a pretty face: she took part in Steven Spielberg's WWII miniseries, The Pacific (w...

Earl Ex is Still Completely Wigged By Scientology — Eight Years Later

Jason Lee's ex-wife, Carmen Llywellyn, claims that she's still haunted by the ghosts of Scientology past that tormented her during the couple's seven-year union. Carmen speaks out in an exclusive interview with the National Enquirer and spills the beans on the cult that we've all come to associate with Tom Cruise and other illustrious celebrities like Peaches Geldof, Chaka Khan, Juliette Lewis and Charles Manson. Lee's ex states that she joined the Church of Scientology after she and Lee wer...

Wayne’s World Babe Calls It Quits on Second Marriage

Tia Carrere has reportedly filed for divorce from her husband of seven years, Simon Wakelin. This is Carrere's second divorce -- her first marriage to Elie Samaha ended in 2000. The marriage to Samaha lasted almost eight years. Both divorces were as a result of "irreconcilable differences." Carrere reportedly filed divorce recently through the Los Angeles Supreme Court and it's said that Carrere is seeking sole physical custody of the couple's daughter, Bianca. The gorgeous Hawaiian-bo...

Stephanie Pratt Donates Her Time For Easter

Stephanie Pratt, the lesser of two Pratt evils, was photographed yesterday helping out at an LA Mission Easter event to benefit children and the needy.  I'm not, you know, sure if it was for her community service or whatever, but it was a nice thing to do on the whole, am I right? Pratt joined the ranks of Haylie Duff, Adriana Costa, Alishea Ray and Kate Linder, who all lent a helping hand in serving food to the much less fortunate.  The event also included a shoe giveaway and a foot wash...

Sandra Bullock’s Movin’ Out!

Maybe, anyway.  One would, at least, assume that someone's moving out, right? TMZ scored a photo of a moving truck sitting outside of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James' shared SoCal home yesterday evening. The ever-present news source reports that the truck arrived and sat for about an hour while movers took out a few items such as a sofa, a love seat and some boxes. One would assume that Bullock's moving on out. Either that, or she's hauling away the shit that Jesse and his hos contaminated b...

Kate Bosworth is Totally Hitting That.

Kate "I-haven't-heard-much-about-you-since-dating-Orlando-Bloom" Bosworth has recently been linked to another piece of Hollywood hotness that's not Orlando Bloom. Sources say that Bosworth's newest beau is none other than Alexander Skarsgard. The two hung out "as friends" this past winter, but spies from E! claimed that Skarsgard and Bosworth looked awfully cozy on a recent date where Skarsgard kissed Kate's hands and made googly-eyes at her. The E! insider states that "they were laughing a...

Can You Guess What Jessica Simpson’s Favorite Body Part Is?

It took her an hour to break the question down because she wasn't sure whether reporters were asking what her favorite body part was or what her favorite someone-else's body part was.  She broke down halfway through her epiphany and started mumbling incoherently about tuna and chicken or something and their relevancy to banking in ancient Greece. No, I'm kidding ... I've only got mad love for Jessica Simpson and I think she's just boss. Favorite body part.  I'll give you three hints: ...