Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hey, Kirstie Alley’s Still Talking About the Dead Guy Who Definitely Has a Wife

photo of kirstie alley and patrick swayze pictures Go figure. I mean, it got her a whole ton of attention last time she opened her mouth about co-star sex, so why not keep the trend going? From ET Online: “It was just too much of an attraction. I will say that at that time Patrick was drinking a lot, Patrick’s been very public about that.” In Kirstie’s new book, The Art of Men, the 61-year-old actress claims that after a night of dirty dancing and partying, she finally made her move on Patrick, but was ceremoniously rejected. ...

Quotables: Jenny McCarthy is Great at Making People Think She’s a Twit

photo of jenny mccarthy dog pictures ecstasy tree pic I found myself holding a tree to brace myself. The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping! ---Jenny McCarthy on what it was like one time when she did Ecstasy and found herself lost (?) in a forest (?). You know, all snark aside, I think Jenny McCarthy might be one of the most obnoxious celebrities we talk about here at Evil Beet Gossip. Seriously. I know some of you guys might completely disagree, and say that someone like ...

Here’s the Trailer for Brad Pitt’s New Movie, ‘World War Z’

OK, so reason number one this movie's entirely unrealistic: Brad Pitt is way too good-looking for his movie-wife. She's pretty alright, but she's definitely kind of plain. She's a plain Jane, and it just doesn't fit. Which probably means she's going to die in the first fifteen minutes of the movie, like Will Smith's wife did in that other zombie movie, 'I Am Legend'. Two? I feel like the first thirty seconds of the clip is a badly-filmed PSA for safe city driving. Or bicycling. Like, "Hey, watch your ass on that bike, young man, or a buff and hot Brad Pitt's going to come and kick your ass." Or something. Three? Brad Pitt's character's name is Jerry. Or Gerry. Actually, come to think of it, it's probably Gerry, because Gerry is way, way worse than Jerry. Sorry, Gerrys. Four. Is his boss's name Terry? Seriously? Last---whatever. I'm still totally going to see it. It's got action, Brad Pitt, disaster on a global scale, and explosions. In short, it's going to be a masterpiece, not unlike that of 'The Day After Tomorrow', which had action, Dennis Quaid, disaster on a global scale, and explosions. Oh, and snow. And also, God, Brad Pitt is so hot. /> OK, so reason number one this movie's entirely unrealistic: Brad Pitt is way too good-looking for his movie-wife. She's pretty alright, but she's definitely kind of plain. She's a plain Jane, and it just doesn't fit. Which probably means she's going to die in the first fifteen minutes of the movie, like Will Smith's wife did in that other zombie movie, 'I Am Legend'. Two? I feel like the first thirty seconds of the clip is a badly-filmed PSA for safe city driving. Or bicycling. Like, "Hey, w...

Kim Kardashian Looks OK Here

photo of kim kardashian hot pictures dress pic And that's saying a lot, considering many of Kim's fashion choices as of late, you know? This dress, too, is actually from Kim's Kardashian Kollection, and it retails for somewhere around sixty or seventy bucks, and that is *actually* quite a steal, considering that the dress ... well, the dress is pretty nice. I would totally, totally wear that dress, and I don't say that about many things Kim puts on her body. And speaking of the Kardashian Kollection, it just launched in the UK. This i...

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photo of rumer willis hot pictures Rumer Willis has a nice ass. [The Superficial] Gwyneth's ugly-ass shoes. [Lainey Gossip] Mark Wahlberg is going to be in 'Transformers 4'. [Splash] A 'Lincoln' review. [Starpulse] Angelina Jolie is doing something with her ex-husband and Brad's mad. [Cele|bitchy] Ted Nugent is an ass, go figure. [Huff Po] Ways in which we fail at being feminists. [The Frisky] Rihanna broke up with Chris Brown already. [I'm Not Obsessed] Lady Gaga's BOOBS. [Yeeeah] Goooooo cleavage! [G Celeb] Blind Ite...

Oh No, Kristen Stewart, Your Makeup!

photo of kristen stewart pictures photos Yeah, because no. It's really, really bad - I'd say it makes her look like she's got a unibrow, which, sorry to all of the unibrowed people out there, is never a good look, but it's too far down, so she looks like she's got some kind of malformation of her forehead and eyebrows and eyelids. It's like she was going for a Vulcan look, but the makeup artist heard "vulva" instead, and made a vagina out of black eye makeup atop the bridge of Kristen's nose. Anyway, this is what Kristen looked li...

Guess the Celebrity: Sibling Edition

photo of george clooney older sister pictures OK, so a few guesses as to who this lady is a sister to--- ---There've been gay rumors about this guy since ... well, since the beginning of time. ---He was pretty close to Roseanne (Barr? Arnold?) for a good while. ---He rolls with the big cats. Jump in to find out who big brother is! Read More...

Nobody Takes Courtney Stodden Seriously

photo of courtney stodden pictures And could you, with her wearing this kind of stuff ALL the F-CKING TIME? The latest on Courtney, however, is not necessarily how useless we think she is, it's how useless other people think Courtney Stodden is, and by "other" people, I mean "people who might have influence over her 'career'." No, Courtney and her grandpappy husband, Doug Hutchison, were kicked off 'Couples Therapy' this past week because Courtney refused to wear more appropriate clothing for a session or something. I don't kn...

OMG Reese Witherspoon’s Baby Boy is So Cute

photo of reese witherspoon pictures baby boy pic Well thank heavens Reese Witherspoon went and had this baby, because for a minute, there, she was getting really, really boring. I mean, do you even remember the strange, awkward speech with Robert Pattinson at that one MTV awards show? Honestly, was she smoking some drugs that night? Because that was probably the second-most interesting thing she's done in the past five years, maybe. But yeah, this baby. This baby is cute! Cute, cute, cute! His name is Tennessee James Toth, and if that do...

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photo of lady gaga pictures Lady Gaga's penis is on display. [The Superficial] Daniel Craig is an impossibly lucky man. [Lainey Gossip] Charlie Sheen is threatening to blow people's heads off. Because that's nice. [Starpulse] Plenty, plenty of tits and ass. [Cele|bitchy] Keira Knightley is Anna Karenina. [I'm Not Obsessed] Leonardo DiCaprio dumped this. [Celebslam] Jennifer Aniston might actually be pregnant. [IDLYITW] No one's on Lindsay's side now. [The Superficial] This was the food spread for t...

Jennifer Lawrence Eats Like a Caveman, is Obese

photo of jennifer lawrence pictures fat obese picture So the ever-awesome Jennifer Lawrence did this interview with Elle magazine, and in it ... well, she said some pretty outrageous things. What things, you ask? Well, things like the things that are in the headline---like how she eats like a caveman, how she's obese, and also like how she turns into Homer Simpson around her boyfriend for the most part. Here's the better bits of the interview, which also expounds on the comment about obesity, because I'm sure all of you out there who think Jennifer's a fat...

Quotables: Taylor Lautner’s Talking About Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Now, Too

photo of taylor kristen and rob pictures To be honest, I've never been involved in any of those situations [cheating], so I don't know [if trust can be regained]. It would be just a guess and a shot in the dark, and I don't want to give that if I haven't even been there myself. [But] I absolutely think it's possible [to fix the relationship]. It depends on how long you were with that person. If it was a long, serious relationship, I think it's quite easy to rekindle. I guess it depends on what damage has been done. There's no ex out ...