But with the exception of Jamie Kennedy, that's all the poor girl ends up with.
JLH speaks recently to Ryan Seacrest about the trials and tribulations of being ... le sigh ... Jennifer Love Hewitt. Evidently, girlfriend's been cheated on -- alot:
"It's brutal. Once I found out on television and that was awesome. And then another time I found them together ... and that was, woooo!"
Hewitt states that she once actually caught an ex in a rather provocative position and says about it, "That was not...
Nicolette Sheridan is just ... desperate. [Celebitchy]
Prince of Persia's coming out soon. Are you in? [popbytes]
Golden Girls porn? Please and no-fucking-thank you. [Pajiba]
Madonna will never adopt that American-born baby you didn't want, mama. [Celebitchy]
Justin Bieber! GTFO already!!! [Amy Grindhouse]
I didn't know Amber Rose had a tattoo there ... oh, wait. I didn't care. [cityrag]
Heyyy, Jesse James is really fuckin' disgusting. [Pop on the Pop]
Should skinny-skinny models come with a non-reality disclaimer? [Zelda Lily] />Nicolette Sheridan is just ... desperate. [Celebitchy]
Prince of Persia's coming out soon. Are you in? [popbytes]
Golden Girls porn? Please and no-fucking-thank you. [Pajiba]
Madonna will never adopt that American-born baby you didn't want, mama. [Celebitchy]
Justin Bieber! GTFO already!!! [Amy Grindhouse]
I didn't know Amber Rose had a tattoo there ... oh, wait. I didn't care. [cityrag]
Heyyy, Jesse James is really fuckin' disgusting. [Pop on the Pop]
Should skinny-skinny models come...
Super-amazing-adorable power-couple Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have called it quits on their five-year union.
My first reaction to the news was, "What? Fuck, this is way late for an April Fools' gag and it's not even all that chuckalicious to begin with" and then I saw that both parties Tweeted the news. I've found out the hard way, if it's on Twitter, it's gotta be true:
Carrey's Twitter: Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've share...
... Over probably the most important part of this entire affair ordeal. Bullock speaks exclusively to People magazine -- like, today -- regarding the up-and-coming rumors that she starred alongside estranged husband, Jesse James, in a homemade sex tape:
"There is no sex tape ... There never has been one and there never will be one."
While it's rumored that James' sex-tally is up to twelve mistresses (And what the fuck is wrong with people nowadays, really ... One is bad, but fucking twelve?!), some women are now coming forward to claim that there's a long history of sex-tape filled escapades featuring the man, the myth, Jesse "Adolph" James.
I think it's super-classy that Bu...
Well, maybe. Unless, you know, you were a close friend or maybe one of the four-thousand pharmacists that constantly refilled illegal 'scripts.
Cali Attorney General Jerry Brown claims that Haim doc-hopped between seven different physicians to procure over five hundred pills of a varying type -- such as Soma, Xanax, Valium and Vicodin. The 500+ pills were acquired between January of this year and March 10th, when he died.
What I'd like to know is how many of those pills were actually lef...
Mischa Barton was photographed this past weekend looking, well ... I guess "like a banana" would be the closest thing to nice I could come by saying.
And no, I'm not kidding: that really is Mischa Barton.
I mean, please believe -- I am no shining beacon of supreme bodily perfection either, but I wouldn't wear these horribly non-flattering plantain-pants to sleep alone in a dark closet, let alone out in public, you know ... for other people to actually see.
Damn, girl, you look ... b...
Lil Wayne, or Weezy, or whatever the fuck this douchenozzle goes by nowadays -- you know, the one that's in jail now or whatever -- recently launched a new website (from jail, mind you) by the name of WeezyThanxU.com. According to reps, Wayne wants to keep in touch with his publix public while in the pokey and what better way to do it than taking to the internet -- via some kind of misplaced bureaucratic-bullshit privilege?
I think this guy, his entire website and the all the high-horse, self...
Just when you thought these two were neva going to make it, they continue to appear in public together -- the giant and his Jackoff the Beanstalk.
The tiny Heroes star, Panettiere, emerged in public with her massive boxer-boyfriend in order to catch the LA premiere of The Perfect Game, which Hayden's little brother happens to star in.
... Fuck, I'll say it since you won't: seeing these two together always makes me think of sex. Sex, SEX, sex. Can you imagine these two having sex? Com...
Some celebrities cop to drug abuse in order to deal with life's traumatic events and others head for the nearest seedy bar to drown their sorrows.
However, neither is the case for Janet Jackson -- her poison of choice after her brother Michael was murdered passed away was food.
Janet opens up in a recent interview regarding her deceased brother and stated that food was more of a comfort to her than anything else during that dark period in her life:
"It's stress. When I'm feeling down, ...
Two guesses: it's America's favorite unwed teen mother that doesn't have an asshat for a mom ... oh, wait. Sorry, leading question -- my bad!
Happy Birthday, Jamie Lynn Spears!
America's first teen-pregnancy-Disney-princess turns a ripe, old nineteen today. I checked in to see if anything new was happening with the lovely Miss Spears, but the latest headlines were from two weeks ago when it looked like she might move on in with big sis, Britney. Guess that didn't pan out all to...
Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves look like a match made in boho-heaven, yeah? I mean, damn. They're off the charts. These guys are cooler than ice cold.
The couple made headlines in 2007 when they first started dating and have progressively gotten cooler -- individually and as a couple -- each year thereafter. For real. And Camila? She just gave birth to their latest child, Vida, in January. And she looks fabulous and not fabulous in that "I-didn't-really-carry-this-child-for-nine...