Once I get a hold of Barbie's plastic surgeon, I'm going to find out just the secret ... then I will market the amazing compound known as Heidi's faux-skin to Yankee Candle and I will make fucking millions off of ever-burning candles.
How does this shit even tan without shriveling up, smoking and turning black in the same way cigarette-pack cellophane does when you expose it to too much heat?
IDFK, man.
Heidi Montag was photographed this past weekend looking like the wax-version of herse...
I know I was waiting up all last night with bated breath just in anticipation of watching it ... weren't you?
The latest trailer for the Sex and the City sequel hits the internet in a flurry with cameo appearances from Miley Cyrus, Penelope Cruz and the timeless Liza Minelli.
Sex and the City 2 drops next month.
I'll be honest: I've only ever seen about three episodes of the show and didn't even see the first movie, but this trailer's got me kind of intrigued, on the real.
So, are there any hardcore SATC fans out there, and if so, could I just hop into this movie's plot without really having a whole lot of background information?
I'd always said that I'd never buy into anything so campy, but I caved, bent and broke when I bought the Bridget Jones movies, so I guess all bets are off at this point. />
I know I was waiting up all last night with bated breath just in anticipation of watching it ... weren't you?
The latest trailer for the Sex and the City sequel hits the internet in a flurry with cameo appearances from Miley Cyrus, Penelope Cruz and the timeless Liza Minelli.
Sex and the City 2 drops next month.
I'll be honest: I've only ever seen about three episodes of the show and didn't even see the first movie, but this trailer's got me kind of intrigued, on the real.
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Pam Anderson arrived in high-style this past weekend at the low-key, so totally not a celebrity-sighting destination, Millions of Milkshakes.
Anderson's milkshake concoction -- a vegan-friendly vanilla shake -- follows the ranks of Jon Gosselin, a few Kardashians, Paris Hilton and other down-home celebrities that just enjoy being shameless hams chilling out in Hollywood W, without subjecting themselves to the throngs of adoring fans.
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Kenny Chesney is running for "least appealing schlep in Hollywood" and I think -- unsurprisingly -- he's in the lead today.
Remember when he and Renee Zellweger married abruptly in 2005? I mean, to me, that came way out of the blue. Total shocker. I'd been a long-time fan of Renee's, but couldn't give a crap less about Kenny Chesney or whatever "country-western" singing star it was that I used to confuse Chesney with anyway. I thought it was one of those crazy, impetuous things that just...
Michael J. Fox has a memoir pending to be released by the name of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future and just judging by the title, I think this is going to be a pretty good read.
Fox speaks out about his disease, his diagnosis and how it's affected his life on various levels:
Michael J. Fox says that being diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease was the best thing that ever happened to him.
That’s the stunning admission the beloved actor makes in his upcoming book, “A Fun...
It's the Crypt-Keeper! ... No, it's Leslie Nielsen! No ...
Fuck, it's Tori Spelling!
Damn, girlfriend, eat a sandwich!
RadarOnline has secured one of the latest photos of the formerly-svelte 90210 star, Tori Spelling, out and about in LA recently with her daughter. Although plenty of rumors are in blowing in the wind that Spelling is suffering from an eating disorder, she laughs it off by saying that she's finally "healthy."
Eating disorders are no joke, man, and if Tori doesn't pick u...
Twilight star and girlfriend of every middle-aged mom's wet dream, Robert Pattinson, turns twenty today.
Amazing that this talented actress is only just two decades old and has been in the business for more than half of that time.
So, in light of the birthday girl's special day, let's review the highlights of her career on the very day she slithered screaming from her mother's nether regions, shall we?
--She was locked in a fail-safe room with crazy-lady Jodie Foster in one of her first m...
I mean, she went from a man with Hollywood's widest nose to a man with Hollywood's narrowest nose in, what, like three seconds flat? She might not be able to sing a note without the beauty of auto-tune, but her personal flair for guys has quite a range at any rate.
Lavigne filed for divorce from Deryck Whibley (who is -- was, whichever -- the lead singer of Sum 41) back in October and she's already been linked to two or three different guys since then. I guess that's part of the whole pink-...
And by that, I mean he's got no problems hitting women and all the problems in the world with gay men kissing.
Connery and his wife were spied upon during the latest "Dressed to Kilt" Charity Fashion Show in NYC. Much to Connery's chagrin, there were homosexual couples in attendance -- on the catwalk -- and his alleged reaction to the men kissing said it all: a sidelong look to his wife as if to say "Oh, my God."
Man, if that's not old-school, nothing is. Who bats an eye at a same-sex couple swapping spit nowadays, an...
Before you know it, she'll be the one picking the douche up from rehab and going home with him to enjoy a home-cooked meal.
God, I hope not and shudder to even consider the thought.
Yep, James is back in rehab, more to salvage his reputation than for actual sex-therapy purposes, even though he checked out earlier this past week after only being there for mere hours.
Sandra was photographed with Jesse's two girls this morning, and no one looked all that happy about it, either.
Sources...
Surprise, surprise!
Katie and her adorably-photogenic daughter, Suri, were photographed out and about in NYC today enjoying the unseasonable weather. The two are currently camped out in the Big Apple while mom Katie films her latest box-office poison movie, Son of No One, which will feature Channing Tatum as her leading man.
Little Suri's rocking some amazing footwear. At least they beat the hell out of her baby-stilettos, at any rate.
Smile, Katie, things could be worse -- at least...