What's he going to call his debut fragrance, Yippie Ki-Yay Motherfucker? 'Cause unless he did, I'd probably not be so interested in finding out what a manly-man like Bruce Willis thinks smells hot.
Sources confirm that Willis has signed a deal with a German perfume house, LR Health and Beauty Systems, and is eager to get his newest business endeavor up and running.
Whatever it is he's hawking, it looks like it'll be on the market for July 1st.
Good luck Bruce, but I'm sure you'll be successful anyway. You're the "one who negotiates million ...
What the hell happened to Mr. Universe? [Celebslam]
Come on, girls. Are you really crying about that missed connection with Ricky Martin? [popbytes]
The next Spiderman? come on, Hollywood. I think it's a done deal. [Pajiba]
Lady Gaga's celibate. As if you couldn't tell. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kim Kardashian will not be doing a dating show. Go home. [Pop on the Pop]
Thinking about taking a leaf out of the Mad Men manual to being a man? [Zelda Lily]
Mario Lopez made his pregnant girlfriend get lipo and a titjob. Stellar, Slater. [Celebitchy] />What the hell happened to Mr. Universe? [Celebslam]
Come on, girls. Are you really crying about that missed connection with Ricky Martin? [popbytes]
The next Spiderman? come on, Hollywood. I think it's a done deal. [Pajiba]
Lady Gaga's celibate. As if you couldn't tell. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kim Kardashian will not be doing a dating show. Go home. [Pop on the Pop]
Thinking about taking a leaf out of the Mad Men manual to being a man? [Zelda Lily]
Mario Lopez made his pregnant girlfriend get lipo and a titjob. Stellar, Slater. [Celebitchy]...
Nah, I'm actually just joshin'. Lovato tweeted a photo of herself looking a bit worse for the wear earlier today, but it's just a sneak-peak at her upcoming stint on Grey's Anatomy.
The episode, "Sonny With a Chance", debuts next month and centers around Lovato's schizophrenic episodes and subsequent hospitalization at Seattle Grace.
Will you be watching -- you know, even though it wasn't Joe Jonas who clawed her eyes out, and hell, why should he? It's not like she keeps fawning over hi...
Gibson's at it again, and by "again," I mean "lovin' and leavin' the ladies that put up with his asshattiness."
If you recall, Gibson and his long-time wife, Robyn, split back in 2006 and wifey filed for divorce earlier in 2009. Even before the divorce was finalized (and I'm not even sure it is as of this point in time), Gibson was alleged to be hooking up with Oksana Grigorieva, a Russian pianist. The rumors were confirmed and it eventually came out that the Russian-born Oksana was carryi...
The legendary Catherine Zeta-Jones was recently photographed for Allure magazine and sources claim that she was photoshopped and airbrushed into oblivion. However, I beg to differ. You can't make anything better by airbrushing if it's already fucking perfect.
Zeta-Jones has always been around the top of my list for Most Beautiful Women and it's probably because this lady's going to look gorgeous at eighty-eight, even without the God-knows-what-kind of technology they'll have then. I shudder to think, but merely knowing that so...
With this being judge Simon Cowell's last year, I thought the show was going to go to pieces. But then they brought on Ellen, whom I adore and I rationalized that they'd never cancel the show after one season of Ellen judging. She's as big as Santa Claus ... or at least Oprah, at any rate. She'd only sign on if this were something "serious," right?
Well, sources have definitely confirmed that bandleader "Rickey Minor" will be leaving American Idol after the end of this season to pursue a career on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.
The 2010 seas...
For someone who's had more pussy than the local animal shelter, Hugh Hefner doesn't admire Jesse James or Tiger Woods for their marital infidelities -- and not because they were caught.
Hefner speaks to Page Six and about Jesse James, states:
"When you get married, you make a commitment. I had a lot of girlfriends, but it's not the same as cheating. I don't cheat. I am very open about what I do . . . Sandra Bullock's husband looks like a real creep. I think that when you are in a relationship, you should be honest. The real immorality of infidelity...
Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker's in trouble ... for absconding with Madonna's guns.
SJP was photographed earlier this week hanging out with one of her twin baby daughters and son, but I was too blinded by the children's beauty to see the forest for the trees.
Parker's been looking all ripped up for a few years now, but I'm thinking lately she's rivaling the sinewy, veiny, transparent-skinned Madonna with those crazy massive biceps.
So ... who would win in a fight to the finish? Sarah J...
Since Jim Carrey and ex-girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, announced that they were calling it quits on their relationship earlier last week, Carrey's been a little, oh, "off the mark," shall we say.
Carrey said what everyone else was definitely thinking blasted Elin Nordegren recently about "being in on the affairs" for money or some other notoriety-ridden agenda and since then, old Jimmy boy's been spiraling off to a pit of Amy Winehouse-like craziness.
"Insiders" are concerned about Carrey's ...
Remember Ashley Dupre? Eliot Spitzer's "Kristen?"
Well, after taking a much-deserved break from the madamry, Dupre signed on with the New York Post to tackle an advice column. I don't know how it went for her, but I'm assuming she's still doling out sex and relationship advice over there. Generally I don't take relationship advice from someone who's slept with random men off the street for cash, but whatevs. Gotta do what you gotta do, am I right?
Evidently, Dupre's cash cow took to b...
Although Ashton Kutcher's kind of gone off the old-head-end the past few years and settled "happily" into the sticky domestic web that Demi Moore has single-handedly spun, you've really seen no drama, no scandals and no public arguments about which vegan-friendly joint to schedule for their next dinner party. The two seem like a nice, relatively-normal pair, am I right?
Don't speak too soon: toxic smog-green reports are beginning to swirl around Demi Moore, Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutche...
At least that's who I remember them to be, but then again, they stopped being relevant ten years ago, too, so the fact that I remember them just. that. way. is about as surprising as Ricky Martin coming out of the closet.
Heather Locklear, the Xena of Xanax-hoarding, and her long-term boyfriend, Jack Wagner have called it quits after like, thirty-five years of togetherness. In all reality, they dated for about three or something, but when you're Hollywood's most boring couple, three see...