Like, literally.
Jennifer Aniston's hopped on the celebrity-endorsed perfume bandwagon with her newest scent, "Lola Vie." Lola Vie can loosely be translated to "Laughing at Life." It's French and it's just ... Frenchly chic.
That's really clever, there, what she did. You know, "laughing at life"? Jennifer Aniston, laughing at life? Yeah, it is. She's gotten the bum deal on what appears to be a lot of things since her phenomenal Friends career ended, so I'm glad she got her revenge or...
Stop the presses: Lindsay Lohan's drunk. Again. [Celebslam]
Check out this promo for the one and only Nobel prize-winning reality recap webshow.
They're releasing an anniversary edition of Showgirls. Elizabeth Berkeley still looks like a fish fifteen years later. [popbytes]
Did you watch any of The Pacific, or is that reserved for nerds like me? [Pajiba]
Angelina Jolie dishes on "castration." Is that what Brad's been up to these days? [Celebitchy]
Do you like your female celebrities hairy? [Zelda Lily]
Jennifer Love Hewitt changes her hair length as much as she changes her preferred penile length. [Litely Salted]
Justin Timberlake spends his time bitching about his girlfriend behind her back. Surprised? [Allie is Wired]
Courtney Love's gonna put a hex on Robert Pattinson. Or something. [Amy Grindhouse]
The Gosselin children have been "damaged" by their parents' crazy antics. [Betty Confidential] />Stop the presses: Lindsay Lohan's drunk. Again. [Celebslam]
Check out this promo for the one and only Nobel prize-winning reality recap webshow.
They're releasing an anniversary edition of Showgirls. Elizabeth Berkeley still looks like a fish fifteen years later. [popbytes]
Did you watch any of The Pacific, or is that reserved for nerds like me? [Pajiba]
Angelina Jolie dishes on "castration." Is that what Brad's been up to these days? [Celebitchy]
Do you like your female celebrities ha...
In case you were wondering who he is, he's Keira Knightley's long-time boyfriend. He's also a pretty ridick actor from across the pond. I've seen a few select films (The Libertine, Pride and Prejudice) that Friend had a part in, and even though I was concentrating more on his face than I was his acting, I got the impression that he's pretty solid. An actor, a pretty solid actor. That is.
Ahem.
Knightley and Friend (ha) were photographed last night in London after a cozy dinner date at the pop...
Jack Bauer Kiefer Sutherland was thrown out of a London-based nude bar early this morning for disorderly conduct.
The incident took place at Stringfellows club in London. Reports state that Sutherland had gotten drunk and raucous and had removed his shirt (uh ... I think you have that backwards, there, friend) while yelling and screaming at performers, patrons and staff.
UK paper, The Sun states that Sutherland had gone berserk, "shouting nonsense and dancing before kicking off when ask...
Some little elfin-looking schmuck with pubic hair stapled to his face clearly forgot to take his meds this year.
Everybody's favorite douche, Spencer Pratt, feels the only way to effectively convey his disdain for everything (and everyone) non-Heidi, is through his Twitter account -- which I'm sad to say has over 800,000 followers at this point. What the fuck is this world coming to. And here I am giving this horse's dong a few more minutes of publicity. Tcha.
Dude, go back to the Shire...
Good old Papa Lohan has taken to his Twitter once again to display the fine piece of man that he is.
Sorry for the obvious visual, but I had to share just what made me hack up the rest of last night's dinner into my mouth. Like an alley cat with a nasty intestinal infection from eating day-old sushi that'd been warmed in the city sun. That kind of sick.
Enjoy!...
Exclusive eyewitness at X17 claim that Britney is bludgeoning her boyfriend, Jason Trawick. The incident occurred earlier this week when Brit and Jason were traveling in a vehicle and had pulled over to, well, fight. The source states that Britney was seen "slapping and hitting" Jason in the face during an argument in the parked car. The photographer that witnessed the incident claimed that Britney hit Jason directly in the face five or six times and claimed that they had "never seen anything like it." The phot...
Guess our boho-tressed girlfriend had a little meltdown earlier in the month after a live taping of American Idol. After claiming that she "hated" the "attention" of the show because she couldn't handle it (oh, come on), she admitted to Ryan and other individuals that she was throwing in the towel on the entire competition and had decided to head home to her family in Ohio. The ordeal was said to go down in an "empty lot" behind the studios one night after an episode wrapped.
Seacrest, who was apparently there, made no bones about his thoughts toward her winning this year's entire competition; eyewitnesses claim that S...
Type O Negative bassist/lead singer Peter Steele's never been shy when it came to dying. Back in 2005, the musician (or rather, his band) faked his own death, but the gimmick was a gag -- it was a promo for Type O Negative's newest album.
However, new reports are emerging that the 48 year-old rocker really has bit the big one this time, but sources are still trying to completely confirm the news.
It's said that Steele died from heart failure last night. Peter allegedly battled a life-long bout of depression and had en...
Katy was pictured in LA earlier this week, prancing around like the pop princess that she is. She arrived at a film studio in Chinatown for ... well, something, I guess. I'm really kind of too busy checking out her body to care why she's where she is.
This girl's got a massively-tiny waist and fabulous boobs for days.
Perry's about as full-bodied as my morning cup of coffee and I dig it completely. More women should be using Katy as their body role-models (if they feel they absolutel...
I've generally abided by the rule of thumb, "It takes one to know one", so this might not be so surprising, considering Wainwright's notoriously flamboyant about his sexuality.
The singer was interviewed earlier this week by Details magazine -- the interview that's sure to rock the rap world:
Q: You’ve sung in Latin, you’ve referenced Thomas Mann, and your new album pays tribute to Shakespeare. What’s your beef with the 21st century?
A: I am a little slower in my percolations. I like examining what’s c...
Jaime King leaves the premiere of Kick-Ass the other night and maintains to keep it together. And by "it", I mean "her legs." And good for her. Although there's probably a whole slew of pre-pubescent young boys who'd love nothing more than to catch a glimpse of King-gina (is that like Godzilla?), the illustrious actress avoids pubic ridicule and holds steadfast to what she believes in: dignity.
And the seat of her dress.
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