Looks like Paris got dumped by Doug the Douche ... not the other way around. [Celebslam]
Bea Arthur hates McDonald's posthumously. [popbytes]
So, have you caved and started watching Glee yet? [Pajiba]
Jillian Michaels wants to adopt and not because it's the noble thing to do. [Celebitchy]
You should totally check out Someday Melissa when it's finished. [Zelda Lily]
The Black Eyed Peas were the bomb bombed last night on AI. [Litely Salted]
Jennifer Love Hewitt seduces Robert Pattinson with compliments. Look the fuck out, Kristen: JLH is on the prowl. [Allie is Wired]
Jennifer Lopez talks about her belly flab post-baby. [Amy Grindhouse]
Tori Spelling gets a daytime talk show. Wow. [Betty Confidential] />Looks like Paris got dumped by Doug the Douche ... not the other way around. [Celebslam]
Bea Arthur hates McDonald's posthumously. [popbytes]
So, have you caved and started watching Glee yet? [Pajiba]
Jillian Michaels wants to adopt and not because it's the noble thing to do. [Celebitchy]
You should totally check out Someday Melissa when it's finished. [Zelda Lily]
The Black Eyed Peas were the bomb bombed last night on AI. [Litely Salted]
Jennifer Love Hewitt seduces Robert Pattinson with compliments. Look the f...
George Lopez isn't a Conan O'Brien fan after all. [Celebslam]
Kate Winslet does Mildred Pierce. [popbytes]
Treasure Island reboot? Oh hells yeah. [Pajiba]
Alexander Skarsgard gets hotter, like, every hour. [Celebitchy]
Zoe Saldana still claims that she's not a lesbian. But she does want to stand up while peeing. [Amy Grindhouse]
Wow. Christina Ricci's wasted. And totally hot. [CityRag]
Kim Kardashian loves pussy. Sorry, it had to be said. [Pop on the Pop]
Would you take beauty tips from The Weather Channel? [Zelda Lily] />George Lopez isn't a Conan O'Brien fan after all. [Celebslam]
Kate Winslet does Mildred Pierce. [popbytes]
Treasure Island reboot? Oh hells yeah. [Pajiba]
Alexander Skarsgard gets hotter, like, every hour. [Celebitchy]
Zoe Saldana still claims that she's not a lesbian. But she does want to stand up while peeing. [Amy Grindhouse]
Wow. Christina Ricci's wasted. And totally hot. [CityRag]
Kim Kardashian loves pussy. Sorry, it had to be said. [Pop on the Pop]
Would you take ...
I've kind of lost track of Hudson since she played Penny Lane in Almost Famous. It's been that long since she's really piqued any kind of interest on my celebrity radar. But since her "boobs" are such a high point of contention this week, I thought I'd bring it to the "who gives a fuck" table to see who, indeed, actually gives said fuck.
Hudson was photographed earlier this week and because her chest was a bit fuller than normal, the tabloids naturally began to wonder if she got a boob job....
"It just comes with the territory. That, in particular, is not even worth wasting the breath to comment on. I've been around for over a decade and I think my work speaks for myself."
Christina Aguilera addresses the constant whispers that she's trying to emulate Lady Gaga in music and appearance.
Akon recently states that there's nothing new about the singer's attempt to copy Gaga's music and names her upcoming album, Bionic a "junior" attempt at trying to be like the Lady herself.
When Akon brought his copycat accusatio...
And now your life is complete. Thank Barry Sonnenfeld or your lucky stars or something.
Although Smith confirmed, like, years ago that he'd be willing to do a third installment of the Men in Black series, sources state that they had a hell of a time getting Tommy Lee Jones to commit a return to his recurring role, but no one's really sure why. Jones' latest movies include In the Electric Mist (uh, didn't see it), The Company Men (again, didn't see it) and No Country For Old Men (which was great, but it was done in 2007). You wouldn't think he'd be so reticent to recap his role as Agent Kay in a franchise that made almost a billion do...
Lady luck found us some lovely photos of Jersey Shore's Jenni Farley yesterday, otherwise known in the seedy bar scene as "JWoww."
Woww rocked an orange-y sun dress kind of thing while in Miami earlier this week. Her wardrobe choice kind of honestly surprised me. Woww normally follows a strict regimen in the way she chooses clothing ensembles: Does it have a low-cut dip-to-my-bellybutton slit? Check. If I bend over far enough, will you be able to see what I ate for yesterday's breakfast? Check! Does this shade ...
In light of her devastating removal from Dancing With the Stars, you'd think that softie Jon Gosselin would be layering the sympathy on his ex-wife, Kate, in an effort to butter her up for ... Wait, what the fuck am I saying? The only thing "soft" about Jon Gosselin is that half-deflated tire he's starting to carry around his middle. Strike that, reverse it.
Jon's going after Kate full-boar, now that she's been kicked off of DWTS and claims that he's going to really stick it to her during their upcoming court battle over child...
Ah, nothing but the classiest of news from the always-eloquent Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay tweeted earlier this morning that her ex, Samantha Ronson, was less than pleased to see her at a Coachella after-party last night -- so less than pleased that she hocked one back and stuck it to Lindsay's face.
Linds also claims that Ronson left the party with (the only real way he's known) Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend, Justin Gaston.
Sam took it upon herself to address the rumors regarding her projectile bodily secretions, too, saying, "Guess what didn'...
Cameron Douglas, the least-famous Douglas of all the Douglases, was sentenced to five years in prison and a fine of $300k for reparations of the intent to distribute meth, cocaine and heroin.
Cameron's father is none other than Michael Douglas, who is trying to take the blame by fame and a family history of drug abuse for his son's downfall. Uh, that's pretty super, Dad, but the kid's not going to learn a damn thing if everyone makes excuses for him.
Michael penned a five-page letter to the judge overseeing Cameron's case and stated myriad reasons as to why Cameron tu...
Courtney Love is no longer Courtney Love. She's decided to take on an image overhaul that's expected to take the rest of her remaining years on Earth by dropping her stage name, "Love," and it's not because she feels like she might actually get some work because of it, either.
Courtney states that her last name has "oppressed" her practically since taking it on back in the eighties as a part of her stage persona. The disgruntled star speaks out and states that she wants to go back to her roots of "Courtney Michelle Harrison," which is her real(ish) name.
Whatever-she-wants-to-be-called-these-days speaks to Britain's NME...
The newly-married Isla Fisher (she pledged life-long allegiance to Borat Sacha Baron Cohen, remember?) is officially on the rounds for Bump Watch 2010.
The Oman-born Fisher gave birth to the couple's first child, Olive, who was born in LA in 2007. Sacha and Isla were married after eight years of dating just last month. This will be the second child for both parents.
Yeah, and each and every time I see this lovely woman, I will think Wedding Crashers. She was fucking epic in her role...
File this one under "toolbox."
Adrian Grenier was spotted out with his, uh, "entourage" earlier this past week taking his unnecessary ego to the streets. According to the NY Daily News, Grenier and company entered nightclub Amnesia and immediately started hitting on some honeys in the most pathetic way of all:
"They put their arms around each of the women and suavely said: 'Hey baby, this is what it's like to be famous' " a partygoer tells us. "Then they laughed in the girls' faces and walked off."
Have no fear: the ladies in question laughed it off and chalked it up t...