The lesser-known of the Quaid family, Randy, and his wife Evi, have had a long history of weird violence, extortion, skipping out on hearings and dodging bail.
But alas, the law catches up even with the most obscure and downtrodden of celebrities.
The new-age Bonnie and Clyde were arrested in Santa Barbara for showing up to a court hearing two weeks late in connection with "defrauding an innkeeper." The two have been arraigned on several charges aside from dodging hearings; they're being charged with burglary and conspiracy.
Don't worry, Randy. I st...
See, I told you that Kim Kardashian was totally regretting her nudie shoot. [Celebslam]
I agree. Aaron Eckhart is pretty cute. [popbytes]
Um, what happened to Cary Elwes' face? [Pajiba]
Gwnyeth Paltrow wants a piece of Robert Downey, Jr. in the worst way. [Celebitchy]
What Beyonce's going to look like when she's fifty. [Amy Grindhouse]
I'd trade my entire body for this ass. Guess who it belongs to. [CityRag]
Justin Bieber causes fandemonium-type pandemonium. 'Scuse me while I go slit my wrists. [Pop on the Pop]
Sex, sex, sex and, uh, anal sex: Do you wrap it up when you enter the back door? [Zelda Lily] />See, I told you that Kim Kardashian was totally regretting her nudie shoot. [Celebslam]
I agree. Aaron Eckhart is pretty cute. [popbytes]
Um, what happened to Cary Elwes' face? [Pajiba]
Gwnyeth Paltrow wants a piece of Robert Downey, Jr. in the worst way. [Celebitchy]
What Beyonce's going to look like when she's fifty. [Amy Grindhouse]
I'd trade my entire body for this ass. Guess who it belongs to. [CityRag]
Justin Bieber causes fandemonium-type pandemonium. 'Scuse me whi...
I can't believe this chick is only sixteen years old. Where the fuck is this age of innocence we speak of so fondly? Age three?
Taylor "too-fucking-cool-for-Gossip Girl" Momsen recently sat down for an interview with EW and discussed lots of important things like Leighton Meester's new "pop record" and Momsen's very own vehement denials that she's trying to be like Courtney Love. Momsen also plugs her band, The Pretty Reckless, and talks up her dark side in a not-at-all attention-seeking...
The always-epic Hanks was photographed during filming for his newest flick ... uh, yeah, I don't even know what the hell he's doing to be honest with you. I know he's doing some pre-production Toy Story 3 shooting and he's still actively working on stuff with The Pacific, but he's got to be doing something else on the side, just judging by his apparel. I couldn't imagine him intentionally rocking a U-Mart polo, let alone a red one that'd clash so nicely with his newly-chestnut-colored locks.
Please, someone tell me that he somehow knows my semi-ret...
I thought she was done touring, like, two years ago? Didn't she have that one "Farewell Tour" that lasted for what seemed like six and-a-half years?
Yeah, I thought so.
Well, it looks the sparkly, spangly, glitter-adorned song Gods are smiling down upon all of you Cher fans today: she's embarking on another tour, slated to commence sometime after the expiration of her contract at the Colosseum at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. The Las Vegas Sun spoke with the legendary performer this past weekend and confirmed that, yes, another tour is on the horizon.
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Sources at TMZ have exclusively received a pretty juicy piece of information regarding the doings during the Jesse James affairs and they've got a letter from a douchey mistress to prove it. Jesse James' second mistress, Melissa Smith, allegedly wrote a letter to Sandra apologizing for her part in the James affairs and Smith, not so unlike Bombshell McGee, offered to speak with Bullock to put her mind at ease. Smith recently reached out to the star and stated that she was "deeply sorry" for everything that she'd been through these past weeks. She also claimed that the affairs went against the very core of her "beliefs" and furthe...
With her acting career on, uh, "hiatus," Lindsay's been grasping at straws trying to stay employed -- through cheap, D-list club appearances, botched fashion lines and that atrocious Sevin Nyne spray-on tanner that's only still afloat because the Jersey Shore kids have uber-stock (and by "stock," I mean "they're so heavily invested in the shit that if it goes belly-up, they're fucked") in it.
Lohan's latest film project, The Other Side was supposed to be her saving grace: it would have been her first real film project in almost three years. The film was supposed to center around a grad...
According to a real-live source that spoke to PopEater, Kate Gosselin's vagina is setting its sights on David Hasselhoff or Jeff Goldblum. Or David Hasselhoff. And wouldn't that be great?
A "friend" of Kate stated that during a recent conversation with the frazzled mom-cum-"superstar," Kate admitted to wanting some male companionship in her life:
"Kate is serious about going Hollywood and thinks dating a celebrity is a great idea. When Kate sees how Tom Cruise changed Katie Holmes life, it became clear that she needed to do the same. Obviously, she knows she's not yet ready...
Rihanna was photographed during one of her concert stops looking fabulous -- with full-frontal camel toe making a cameo appearance.As far as I'm concerned, Rihanna's got one of the hottest female bodies out there, but there's nothing -- I repeat, nothing -- attractive about sporting camel toe.You're not chub in the least, doll, but maybe you can fit a better-fitting bodysuit next time. Unless, you know, you're like a lot of people out there who totally dig The Cam.
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Uber-diva temper-tantrum-phone-thrower Naomi Campbell has some very special news to share:
The model's engaged! For real this time! Her current boyfriend (and Russian billionaire), Vladimir/Vladislav Doronin, pretty much confirmed what we've suspected for a couple years, now: the two actually are engaged. Although Campbell was photographed back in 2008 with an emerald engagement-like ring on her all-important finger, nothing had been set in stone.
Doronin spoke to Life.ru recently about his relationship with the violent model and stated:
"I can't say it took us long to decide who will be bridesmaid. We are good friends with (Russian entrepreneur) Dasha Zhukova, ...
I'd love to see how this one would go down.
McGee sat down for an interview with Life & Style magazine recently and opened up (kind of) about the Jesse James affairs. Bombshell stated that she'd like to meet with James' estranged wife, Bullock, to "set the record straight":
"I would like to sit down with Sandra and speak one-on-one. I'd let her ask me questions, and I would be honest and open with her about the affair. If that would help her heal, I would do it."
And Bombshell isn't the only one inadvertently poki...
Well, maybe once in awhile she'll cop to it, but on the regular, she kind of has a rule against it. She claims that there's always so much to choose from after her shows and people are generally ravenous for whatever they can get their hands on, but not Carrie, no way. She's more selective than that, which makes her one of the classiest ladies in Hollywood to date.
Yeah, all that and healthy, too.
Underwood claims that she maintains her figure by avoiding the post-show pig outs on pizza, fast food and other high-fat, high-carb meals that most of...