In light of recent events Lindsay's father putting his daughter on blast -- again -- Lindsay Lohan felt the need to clear the air by phoning into a LA radio station. You can listen to the audio bit here ... as you just picture her stubby, dirty little fingers working a cigarette and imagine as her over-injected upper lip curls over her too-red gums while she discusses things of, uh, "distaste."
On the tabloid and paparazzi attention:
"I don't really pay attention to it, it's nonsense."
"I don't know why I'm such a target but I think there's a big misconception of who I am as a person. It's a very...
Simpson recently sat with Ellen DeGeneres for an interview and let slip some pretty disturbing news: she only brushes her teeth every other day.
Okay, coming from someone who has a severe dental hygiene compulsion (ahem, me), this is really, really disturbing news.
Simpson claims that she doesn't like to brush her teeth every day because she hates that slippery, clean feeling and doesn't like the way her lips, ah, "slide all over her teeth":
"My teeth are so white and I don't like them to feel too slippery. But I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday ... But I don't brush them everyday. I'll use a shirt or something."
Oh, ew, ew, ew! Come on, my skin is crawling! Jess, hon, the whole point of brushing your teeth, other than to get the food and crap off your teeth is to make sure you don't build tartar up under the gum line which is gross beyond gross.
Oh, Jess. You claim that you like your teeth "coated" with "plaque" ... Keep this in mind: once they finally rot out of your head, you'll miss that gross, old slippery cleanliness.
I guess we finally did find out what the hell was up with Lady Simpson's mouth. />
Simpson recently sat with Ellen DeGeneres for an interview and let slip some pretty disturbing news: she only brushes her teeth every other day.
Okay, coming from someone who has a severe dental hygiene compulsion (ahem, me), this is really, really disturbing news.
Simpson claims that she doesn't like to brush her teeth every day because she hates that slippery, clean feeling and doesn't like the way her lips, ah, "slide all over her teeth":
"My teeth are so white and I don't like them t...
Nope, I didn't either, but I guess it's just another one of those fleeting web rumors that get started out of sheer boredom and hatred for certain celebrities.
According to various sources, Brown was said to have joined the ranks of other deceased celebrities throughout this week, but Brown's rep quickly squashed the rumors. It was said on Twitter and Facebook that the former New Edition star suffered a "serious seizure" and had been rushed to the hospital only to die minutes after arriving.
Good thing. Who else ...
Girlfriend Kate Hudson almost had an up-skirt moment when the wind bitch-slapped her gauzy dress at the Tribeca Film Festival last night for the premiere of The Killer Inside Me.
However, co-star Jessica Alba raced to the rescue and flattened the fabric against Hudson's legs so that the paps couldn't snap her snatch.
And I thank her for that, really, I do. For all of the banging Hudson's said to have taken over the past few years, we might have found out whether or not she's really carrying that baby everyone...
I know, I know. Bad pun.
Toxicology reports have come back regarding fashion designer Alexander McQueen's premature death and it looks like the dude was totally serious about ending his life. Law enforcement officials claim that McQueen took down a cocktail of cocaine, sleeping pills and tranquilizers -- all of which were said to be a "lethal combination."
That's not even counting the whole hanging thing, either.
The Coroner's office received information from close friends of McQueen's stating that it was hardly surprising the famed designer went the way that he did -- he was said to be extremely depressed...
Well, I totally saw her divorce coming, but the newborn baby adoption has definitely got me kind of thrown, for real.
According to an exclusive interview with People, Sandra claims that she adopted her new baby boy, Louis, a New Orleans native, about three months ago. The process was started over four years ago and Bullock was finally able to bring him home this past January. Sandra states that the child was named after the other Louis that happened to be a New Orleans native -- Louis Armstrong.
This is the first interview Bullock has sat for since news broke about her husband's wa...
After the not-so-famous-anymore and more-infamous-than-anything Joan Rivers opened her trap about wanting Mel Gibson to "fucking die," I totally thought she'd lay low for awhile. Not that many people really disagreed with her, but damn ... them's fighting words.
Rivers recently spoke on a topic that she knows oodles about: plastic surgery. And who better to critique shitty plastic surgery than the Queen of All Things Shitty Plastic? Rivers spoke to US Magazine and commended Heidi Montag -- of all people -- on her various plastic surgeries, stating that the reality star should have "started sooner" -- like at age thirteen. Rivers also claimed t...
Oh, George Costanza ... you zany old character, you. Best pay attention when you're driving, fool.
Reps for Jason Alexander confirm that the star was involved in a minor vehicle accident earlier this morning that involved a fourteen year-old boy ramming his bike into the Seinfeld actor's car. The child suffered minor bumps and bruises, but was taken to the hospital for precautionary evaluation anyway.
Jason's rep claimed that the star acted "responsibly" and stayed with the cyclist until the paramedics and parents arrived at the ...
"Everyone gave me so much shit because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt ... But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed ... something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know."
Courtney Love "admitting" to having slept with Gavin Rossdale.
“Yes. She does know. Everyone ... yeah ... and a few other people. We didn't have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit."
And Courtney Love in response to Howard Stern's question regarding Rossda...
Perez Hilton (who follows Michael Lohan's Twitter religiously, obviously) caught Papa L in the act of spreading some pretty major rumors about the health of his daughter, Lindsay.
According to Lohan's Twitter, Lindsay is "living with HIV" because of the "decisions she's made" in life.
Michael Lohan claims that he had a hacker break into his Twitter account yesterday and after he found out, he deleted the entire history of incriminating Tweets regarding Lindsay. However, if you look at the ...
Jesse James has been released from rehab and has been set out upon the world to resurrect his, uh, "image," and he's doing it sans wedding ring.
Anyway, Huntington Beach was a pretty big place for drama to go down yesterday, what with Jesse's epic return home and Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson's fight that resulted in Ortiz's arrest. James arrived at his formerly-shared with Sandra Bullock home yesterday on the back of one of his hawgs.
However, while Jesse's so obviously trying to rectify his mistakes (ha), his father had some less-than-productive comments on James' embel...
Tito Ortiz, Jenna Jamesons' live-in boyfriend or whatever, was arrested early yesterday morning at the couple's shared home in Huntington Beach, California on allegations that he assaulted the former porn star.
Ortiz, a UFC fighter, was said to have "freaked out" on his baby mama, Jenna Jameson. Ortiz claimed that he had no part in injuring Jameson and maintains a position stating that she "injured herself" while under the influence of Oxycontin, a drug that she's reportedly abused for years.
However, Jenna claims that Tito "threw" her into a tub and hurt her both physically and mentally. In an interview earlier...