Yeah, probably one of the most perfect bodies ever. [The Superficial]
6 Reasons to take a dance class right now. [The Frisky]
The Elmo-voice guy is going to jail for being a bad pervert. [TMZ]
Kristen Stewart goes see-through. [Starpulse]
But are Selena and Justin getting back together? [Lainey Gossip]
Miranda Kerr on why she's always dancing. [Splash]
This chick doesn't even *like* Justin Bieber, come on. [Socialite Life]
Everyone is officially gay now. [Yeeeah]
Barbara Walters > Jay...
And she did a photo shoot for Vogue, wherein all of the major stars of 'Les Miserables' came out to play, and guys, there's a photo in the gallery down there that is so completely awesome, I can't even fathom it. It's a still of Helena Bonham Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen as the evil, nasty Thenardiers, and it's so, so good. It's loads better than all of those Kardashian photos that Annie Leibovitz sold out over and was probably very well compensated for.
Also, Anne Hathaway doesn't even reall...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Billy Ray Cyrus photo: Katherine Thompson
"Yep, that’s my daughter. Yep, we still have...
And other things, too, but mostly the taint thing, because that was the most amusing part of the interview. Here's Ashley discussing 'Twilight' and Kristen Stewart and everything else you just have to hear about to make it a perfect Monday evening.
Ashley on the funniest part of 'Breaking Dawn: Part 2':
"We secretly coordinated a dance-off during a scene! We were all in on it, but [director] Bill Condon didn't know. [All the vampires] were supposed to charge at each other and destroy each other, but instead we just starte...
Megan Fox hasn't really showed us what she looks like since she gave birth sometime back in September (maybe?), let alone gave us a peek a that sure-to-be-adorable baby, but here she is out in public, going to dinner with Brian Austin Green and some chick. That's basically what Megan Fox has been doing lately, other than starting to promote that 'Friends With Kids' movie that she did a zillion years ago with Jon Hamm. Here's a clip:
And wow. Yeah. We're looking at one genetically blesse...
Jake Gyllenhaal has a new lady. [Cele|bitchy]
A love for houndstooth. [theBERRY]
Holy hot Ke$ha. [Yeeeah]
Is this Justin Bieber's girlfriend? [Starpulse]
Charlie Hunnam - hot or not? [Lainey Gossip]
Hey, how's that career thing going, Jennifer Love Hewitt? [The Superficial]
How to celebrate your "stupid" birthday. [The Frisky]
Anne Hathaway spoofs Claire Danes. [Socialite Life]
Hollywood's message for the President. [Huff Po]
More EMA red carpet photos. [Bitten and Bound]
Elton John...
Oh whatever. I don't even know what to say about this, because it just reeks of ridiculousness, but all bitterness aside, things must be getting serious for Adrien and Lara Leito, who will now and forever be known as That Girl (oh---I guess I forgot to put the rest of that bitterness away; my bad).
The red carpet event in question is for Adrien's new movie, 'Back to 1942'. From IMDB:
A deadly drought in 1942 takes its toll on central China's Henan province during the war against Japan....
So right. If you thought that the "Best Dressed" was bad, the Worst Dressed is even worse, if that's possible (which, of course it is, otherwise I'd be making myself look like a liar, and I might be many, many things, but a liar is not one of them).
Without any fanfare, here is the three worst dressed at the 2012 MTV EMA Awards, and hey. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Number one---Kim Kardashian. Because I mean really, what the hell is this?
Two. Heidi Klum. Told you she was going to make bo...
stop encouraging this craziness), but there were outfits, and some of them weren't all that bad.
Here's my number one pick, as referenced by the heading picture---Rita Ora:
...
Of course I don't mean Kirstie Alley's smug, man-stealing face itself, because it's really just secondary to what we're actually talking about in this particular post, because what we are actually talking about is Kirstie Alley and her smug, man-stealing-revealing book, 'The Art of Men', which was written by ... well, it was written by Kirstie Alley and talks about various affairs with men in relationships, like John Travolta and the late and great Patrick Swayze. On a side note, what a crap title, a...
So guys, I've got a little story to tell you. See, yesterday morning I traveled to my home state of Pennsylvania for my obligatory every-three-year visit, and so, so much happened. Namely the fact that I spent almost entire seven hours in my vehicle carsick, at least until I crossed into the Pocono mountains, where I'm staying (more on that later), because I'm just not used to driving around in these mountains anymore. Seriously, these big old dips and bends and gullies---they were almost enoug...
From Radar Online:
A source [says] that the Dirrty threesome proposal came last month at the Samsung Galaxy Note II launch bash, which was held at a private residence. The fellow reveler said Aguilera looked like “a hot mess in black stretch pants and wrinkled white T-shirt.”
“There were vodka bottles strewn all over her table, and she seemed to be glued to them," the source said.
“Eventually Matt looked like he had taken on the role of babysitter.”
The atmosphere heated ...
Yeah, probably one of the most perfect bodies ever. [The Superficial]
6 Reasons to take a dance class right now. [The Frisky]
The Elmo-voice guy is going to jail for being a bad pervert. [TMZ]
Kristen Stewart goes see-through. [Starpulse]
But are Selena and Justin getting back together? [Lainey Gossip]
Miranda Kerr on why she's always dancing. [Splash]
This chick doesn't even *like* Justin Bieber, come on. [Socialite Life]
Everyone is officially gay now. [Yeeeah]
Barbara Walters > Jay...
And she did a photo shoot for Vogue, wherein all of the major stars of 'Les Miserables' came out to play, and guys, there's a photo in the gallery down there that is so completely awesome, I can't even fathom it. It's a still of Helena Bonham Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen as the evil, nasty Thenardiers, and it's so, so good. It's loads better than all of those Kardashian photos that Annie Leibovitz sold out over and was probably very well compensated for.
Also, Anne Hathaway doesn't even reall...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Billy Ray Cyrus photo: Katherine Thompson
"Yep, that’s my daughter. Yep, we still have...
And other things, too, but mostly the taint thing, because that was the most amusing part of the interview. Here's Ashley discussing 'Twilight' and Kristen Stewart and everything else you just have to hear about to make it a perfect Monday evening.
Ashley on the funniest part of 'Breaking Dawn: Part 2':
"We secretly coordinated a dance-off during a scene! We were all in on it, but [director] Bill Condon didn't know. [All the vampires] were supposed to charge at each other and destroy each other, but instead we just starte...
Megan Fox hasn't really showed us what she looks like since she gave birth sometime back in September (maybe?), let alone gave us a peek a that sure-to-be-adorable baby, but here she is out in public, going to dinner with Brian Austin Green and some chick. That's basically what Megan Fox has been doing lately, other than starting to promote that 'Friends With Kids' movie that she did a zillion years ago with Jon Hamm. Here's a clip:
And wow. Yeah. We're looking at one genetically blesse...
Jake Gyllenhaal has a new lady. [Cele|bitchy]
A love for houndstooth. [theBERRY]
Holy hot Ke$ha. [Yeeeah]
Is this Justin Bieber's girlfriend? [Starpulse]
Charlie Hunnam - hot or not? [Lainey Gossip]
Hey, how's that career thing going, Jennifer Love Hewitt? [The Superficial]
How to celebrate your "stupid" birthday. [The Frisky]
Anne Hathaway spoofs Claire Danes. [Socialite Life]
Hollywood's message for the President. [Huff Po]
More EMA red carpet photos. [Bitten and Bound]
Elton John...
Oh whatever. I don't even know what to say about this, because it just reeks of ridiculousness, but all bitterness aside, things must be getting serious for Adrien and Lara Leito, who will now and forever be known as That Girl (oh---I guess I forgot to put the rest of that bitterness away; my bad).
The red carpet event in question is for Adrien's new movie, 'Back to 1942'. From IMDB:
A deadly drought in 1942 takes its toll on central China's Henan province during the war against Japan....
So right. If you thought that the "Best Dressed" was bad, the Worst Dressed is even worse, if that's possible (which, of course it is, otherwise I'd be making myself look like a liar, and I might be many, many things, but a liar is not one of them).
Without any fanfare, here is the three worst dressed at the 2012 MTV EMA Awards, and hey. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Number one---Kim Kardashian. Because I mean really, what the hell is this?
Two. Heidi Klum. Told you she was going to make bo...
stop encouraging this craziness), but there were outfits, and some of them weren't all that bad.
Here's my number one pick, as referenced by the heading picture---Rita Ora:
...
Of course I don't mean Kirstie Alley's smug, man-stealing face itself, because it's really just secondary to what we're actually talking about in this particular post, because what we are actually talking about is Kirstie Alley and her smug, man-stealing-revealing book, 'The Art of Men', which was written by ... well, it was written by Kirstie Alley and talks about various affairs with men in relationships, like John Travolta and the late and great Patrick Swayze. On a side note, what a crap title, a...
So guys, I've got a little story to tell you. See, yesterday morning I traveled to my home state of Pennsylvania for my obligatory every-three-year visit, and so, so much happened. Namely the fact that I spent almost entire seven hours in my vehicle carsick, at least until I crossed into the Pocono mountains, where I'm staying (more on that later), because I'm just not used to driving around in these mountains anymore. Seriously, these big old dips and bends and gullies---they were almost enoug...
From Radar Online:
A source [says] that the Dirrty threesome proposal came last month at the Samsung Galaxy Note II launch bash, which was held at a private residence. The fellow reveler said Aguilera looked like “a hot mess in black stretch pants and wrinkled white T-shirt.”
“There were vodka bottles strewn all over her table, and she seemed to be glued to them," the source said.
“Eventually Matt looked like he had taken on the role of babysitter.”
The atmosphere heated ...