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Check Out Miley Cyrus’ New Single, “Can’t Be Tamed”

So, this is the all-new, grown-up Miley. Hm. On the (majority of the) whole, I don't have a massive problem with Miley ... she's a hell of a lot better at being a person than a lot of the other female celebrities that pretend to be are her age and for that, I give her credit. I can also kind of give her credit for having a moderate amount of singing talent (read: she doesn't completely rely on auto-tune and if necessary, could probably sing her way out of a burning building). However, I think her new single, "Can't B...

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are Dunzo

After five years of togetherness (and one child later), award-winning actress Halle Berry and her model-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry have split up. Sources at RadarOnline state that the two reached an "amicable decision" to split -- and why is it always so damned "amicable?" You know there's got to be drama involved somewhere, we're not all the Brady Bunch, you know -- because the age difference started to bother Aubry, who is 9 years Berry's junior. So, yeah, blah, blah, blah, they're going to remain friends and take care of...

Lindsay Lohan’s About to Take a Trip

Just one that doesn't involve fungus or melt-in-your-mouth tablets this time. According to court papers, Lohan violated the terms of her probation (is this supposed to be a fucking surprise? What, were they waiting for her to end up dead via overdose before they pulled the plug on her "probation?") and she's due in court next month, which'll hopefully seal her legal fate. Lindsay was caught "violating" the terms of her probation, which explicitly stated that she was to attend alcoholic education courses which were held to a certain timetable throughout her time served. ...

Kill Your Television … Like, Now.

If this isn't reality TV Armageddon, then we haven't seen shit yet, I guess.  Or maybe we have, with this illustrious array of tool-coated shit stinking up prime-time television these crazy days. King Spencer Pratt's production company, the aptly-named Pratt Productions, has its clouded, germy eye set on a concept for a new show: Fist-Pumping For Love. I ... just want to hang myself for even having typed that. But anyway, Pratt claims he's joining forces with Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's ex, Emilio Masella, to develop, produce and market his new show concept, which would feature Masella traveling 'roun...

Rihanna Says, “The Show Will Go On!”

In light of the recent rib injury that Rihanna suffered ... that I didn't even hear about -- she's spoken out to her UK fans, telling them that she has no intention of cancelling shows because of the minor problem. Reps for Rihanna confirm that the singer did, indeed, suffer a rib injury during a recent tour stop in Switzerland, but she's recovering nicely and will not deviate from her jam-packed tour schedule. Rihanna spoke to the London-based Evening Standard newspaper regarding her inju...

In Other News …

Pamela Anderson's working on some kind of cumback comeback, Victoria's Secret models dish on everything and Gabourey Sidibe is being stalked, yo. [Betty Confidential] Holy titties, Holly Madison! [Celebslam] Lisa Kudrow gives the best advice possible. For her situation, I mean. [popbytes] Ha ha ha ... Guess who's stalking your ass on Facebook? [Pajiba] Britney's been harnessed. [Celebitchy] Bristol Palin's PSA: cheap shot or valid point? [Zelda Lily] Yeah, let's give Russell Crowe swords to play with. In public. [Litely Salted] Jessica Alba can't cook. [Allie is Wired] Chelsea Handler, porn star? [Amy Grindhouse] Wow, Jake Gyllenhaal. Wow. Are you seeing this, Reese Witherspoon? [omg blog] />Pamela Anderson's working on some kind of cumback comeback, Victoria's Secret models dish on everything and Gabourey Sidibe is being stalked, yo. [Betty Confidential] Holy titties, Holly Madison! [Celebslam] Lisa Kudrow gives the best advice possible. For her situation, I mean. [popbytes] Ha ha ha ... Guess who's stalking your ass on Facebook? [Pajiba] Britney's been harnessed. [Celebitchy] Bristol Palin's PSA: cheap shot or valid point? [Zelda Lily] Yeah, let's give Russell Crowe swords to play with. In public. ...

That Whole Thing With Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz? Yeah, Forget it Ever Happened. Okay?

It's just what they want you to do at this point so be a pal and lose it, alright? TMZ spoke with the weird-assed couple and both parties claimed that everything that went down was embellished for dramatic purposes and they just want to be left alone about it now. Jameson tells TMZ: "What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in." Tito's lawyer has spoken out on his behalf and says that the entire situation was "a big m...

Lisa Rinna’s Lips Look Like Slabs of Undercooked Liver, But It’s Alright, ‘Cause She’s Cool With It

And piss off and expect a really long backlash if you don't agree! Rinna wigged out on one of her Twitter followers for saying that she had horrible lips. The heckler stated: "Sorry Lisa, but your lips look awful...how on Earth do you think that looks good?" Rinna then responded: "Shame on you! How rude! If you cannot say anything nice then don't say anything at all!!" And: " ... as a group, we must stop cyber bullying. It's not right." And she didn't even let it go there: "I'm a big girl I can handle the haters BUT what about our young people who can't and it destroys their self esteem?!! This must stop!" I'm...

Rielle Hunter Doesn’t Think She’s a Homewrecker

And I don't think I'm a 26 year-old Caucasian female, either. I must have been mistaken at some point in life. Hunter sits down for an interview with Oprah today (make sure you tune in!) and in anticipation of the Big Interview, quotes from the interview have been released as bait for the public. This is to be Hunter's first "real" television appearance since allegations of the John Edwards affair broke and Rielle's not keeping quiet this time, hell no. In a promo for today's show, Oprah claims that Hunter "doe...

Looks Like The Office is About to Crap Out, Too

I swear, the best shows on TV never last as long as they should. Ever. Steve Carell of The Office kinda confirms that this upcoming season will be his last on the show. His contract expires at the end of the season and Carell stated that it's "probably going to be" his "last year." Carell's plans to leave the show will probably devastate the show's following. Dwight is a pretty cool character that's been a super big part of the show, but who the hell is Dwight without Michael Scott? ...

Can’t Stop the Kate Gosselin-Machine. Won’t Stop the Kate Gosselin-Machine.

Jaysus, it seems like it was just yesterday that Jon and Kate were wedded in marital bliss, collectively caring for their litter of kids. Or, no, at the very least, it seems like yesterday that Kate was kicked off of Dancing With the Stars (probably because it really hasn't been that long at all) and now she's moving in mega gear and getting amped -- and photographed -- for her latest television reality exploitation of her children excursion: TLC's Twist of Kate. Kate was photographed late yesterday afternoon while the filming of her latest and greatest show commenced. Gosselin was picture...

Guess Who Wasn’t All Doped Up on Drugs Like a Certain UFC Fighter Claimed?

After allegations emerged that Tito Ortiz roughed Jenna Jameson up over some kind of "hurt feelings" thing, Ortiz denied the occurrence ever happened and claimed Jameson hurt herself while in a drug-induced panic. However, reps for Jameson have come forward to claim that the former porn star was drug tested a day after the incident occurred between Jameson and Tito and all results (including those for oxycodone, cocaine, marijuana and meth) came up ... you guessed it, negative. Wonder what t...
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