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Sorry, Kids, Charlie Sheen’s Just Not That Into You

And it's a good time to admit it, since "insiders" claim that Sheen allegedly relinquished his parental rights (and joint custody) of Sam and Lola, the two children who were birthed by ex-wife Denise Richards. The two were said to sign an official agreement a couple of weeks ago, but didn't want to go public with it until it hit the courts for finalization. Denise will now have full and complete custody of the couple's children and will begin receiving upwards of $125k a month. Better get back to filming more of your "hit show," Two and a Half Men, Charlie. You can't live off your Hot Shots! fame forever, you know. Boy, Char...

Are Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron Hooking Up?

If so, God ... this could be the best thing that's ever happened to Reeves' career! You go, boy! The folks at TMZ caught quite a lip-lock gropefest that occurred between the two after dinner together last night in Beverly Hills. I just can't imagine this not being real, especially if someone like the A-listed Theron was willing to appear groping and nuzzling the likes of Keanu Reeves in public while rocking back and forth like tenth-grade sweethearts. In Beverly Hills, of all places. If y'all want to lead such private lives, you better keep it in your pants in public, man. Those TMZ bastards are fucking everywhere. Vid courtesy of TMZ /> If so, God ... this could be the best thing that's ever happened to Reeves' career! You go, boy! The folks at TMZ caught quite a lip-lock gropefest that occurred between the two after dinner together last night in Beverly Hills. I just can't imagine this not being real, especially if someone like the A-listed Theron was willing to appear groping and nuzzling the likes of Keanu Reeves in public while rocking back and forth like tenth-grade sweethearts. In Beverly Hills, of all places. If y'all want to lead such private lives...

Zoolander 2 Just Isn’t Happening

Sorry to piss on your parade, but I've always said it's better to be pissed off about something than pissed on because Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller can't act their way out of a velvet haute couture bag. Actually, I'm a big fan of both Wilson and Stiller, but I thought Zoolander was complete crap. All of that stupid "blue steel" business and kissy-facing ... It was just brutal. And while I didn't even think that the original would do as well as say, a sequel, it was evidently on the menu t...

People Journalist Steve Helling to Spill Beans and Other Shit on Tiger Woods

Finally ... the juicy tell-all book that you've been waiting for. In light of the fact that Tiger Woods had always tried to maintain a humongous level of privacy (at least before the affairs were found out), People magazine journalist Steve Helling has finally decided to write a no-holds-barred book outlining all of the sordid details that he became privy to as an entertainment journalist. The book is called "Tiger: The Real Story," and Helling states that he's got more information on the fallen golf star than anyone can imagine and claim...

Love It Or Leave It: Kristen Stewart’s Met Gala Look

Twilight star Kristen Stewart was photographed last night at the Costume Institute Gala Benefit to commemorate the opening of "American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity." The exhibit was held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC last night. Stewart was not the only notable guest; Vogue's Anna Wintour led the exhibition and Oprah was on hand (naturally) for her co-leading abilities. She was probably pissed that it wasn't all about her, but hey. I've told Oprah numerous times she's gotta learn to share, but my emails always go unanswered. Whatevs. You can check out some more phot...

Lindsay’s Mom is Such a Great Role Model, Guys.

Although trainwreck celebutante Lindsay Lohan has a deposition this morning regarding her blatant lack of judgment on what not to do when kidnapping people, mom Dina Lohan made no bones about taking her daughter out 'til the wee hours of the morning the night before. The mother-daughter duo clubbed it up at Chateau Marmont last night until 2 AM this morning and TMZ caught it all (well, at least the good part -- read: their departure) on video. Guess you gotta get in one good bender before...

In Other News …

The only thing Lindsay Lohan has in common with Marilyn Monroe is her penchant for drama, drugs and death and Jon Gosselin's trying to worm his way back into Kate's pants. Bad, bad imagery. [Betty Confidential] Molly Sims photographed looking fabulous in a bikini yesterday. [Celebslam] Wow. Lady Gaga resembles Marilyn Manson, like, big-time in this photo shoot. [popbytes] So, is The Simpsons dead, or what? [Pajiba] Angelina Jolie doesn't give a crap about meeting President Obama. That's nice. [Celebitchy] Rihanna poses for Rolling Stone. Damn, this woman is hot. [Amy Grindhouse] Everybody hates MIA's new video. [cityrag] Dammit, Jon Gosselin has a new girlfriend again. I didn't realize there were this many stupid fame-whore-y women in the world. [Pop on the Pop] American troops get down and dirty to Lady Gaga's music. [OMGBlog] Women who have an obsession with masturbation and pornography. Yep. It exists. [Zelda Lily] Michael Lohan's plane hit by lightning. Further proof that the devil's inside. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />The only thing Lindsay Lohan has in common with Marilyn Monroe is her penchant for drama, drugs and death and Jon Gosselin's trying to worm his way back into Kate's pants. Bad, bad imagery. [Betty Confidential] Molly Sims photographed looking fabulous in a bikini yesterday. [Celebslam] Wow. Lady Gaga resembles Marilyn Manson, like, big-time in this photo shoot. [popbytes] So, is The Simpsons dead, or what? [Pajiba] Angelina Jolie doesn't give a crap about meeting President Obama. That's...

Guess Who’s Gay!

Let me lay these facts out before I say anything: I am not a country music fan. I never have been and never will be, even though my grandmother tried to brainwash me when I was younger by forcing me to watch recycled episodes of Hee Haw and all of the country singers that were featured. Like The Statler Brothers. I swear -- I never got into it. Anyway, country music artist, Chely Wright, has confirmed to People magazine that she is, in fact, gay. Wright's been on the country music scene...

James Franco, You’re Not Looking So Hot. But I’m Not Going to Go and Assume That You’re Experimenting With Intravenous Drugs, Though.

Franco was recently photographed and he totally looked worse for the wear. According to Fame Pictures, speculation is being generated by his run-down, tired-looking appearance and they're insinuating -- gasp! -- drug use: “Pineapple Express” actor James Franco’s appearance at the “Saturday Night” premiere in New York City, New York on May 2, 2010 stirred up quite a few questions concerning the star’s well being. The usually strapping young performer showed up to the event lookin...

Break Out the Hankies: Seth Green is Officially Off the Market!

I have a soft spot in my heart for Seth Green. Not because he's "cute," not because he does voice-overs on Family Guy, but because he played the part of Richie Tozier so damned well on the television production of Stephen King's It way back in the day. He rocked Richie. Anyway, Seth has gone and tied the knot with his new bride, Clare Grant. Grant, the model/actress, gained her fame appearing in Black Snake Moan with Christina Ricci and currently stars in MTV's $5 Cover, a show about bar-a...

Liz Rosenberg: “No, Fool, Those Aren’t Madonna’s Diaries.”

According to eBay, there's a 17-notebook lot available which claims to house the Queen of Pop's personal thoughts, scrawlings, memoirs and juicy secrets. So, have $2.5 mil lying around? Damn, girl, for that low, low price it could be yours. The seller states that she ended up with them because Melissa Crowe, Madonna's former assistant, was unloading some stuff and didn't want to be hampered with the journals any longer. Read: her storage compartments were raided and the contents auction...

Ever Wonder What It’s Like Inside the Mouth of a Jersey Shore Guido?

Wonder no more. It's probably a combination of cigarettes, Pina Colada, Juicy Fruit chewing gum, the nether-regions of other Guidos or Guidettes and now, thanks to Spencer Pratt, "Guid-o Juice." "Guid-o Juice" is under research and development by the new dynamic business duo: Spencer Pratt and Snooki's almost-tanner ex, Emilio Masella. The drink is said to become "the most popular Guido energy drink in the world." The two have already teamed up in anticipation of the blockbuster show, "Fist Pumping For Love," but it doesn't look like the grav...
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