Jennifer Aniston is Getting a (Female) Roommate May 7, 2010SarahJennifer Aniston, Mandy Ingber According to Star magazine, Jen's long-time friend and yoga instructor, Mandy Ingber, is moving on up and into the star's Beverly Hills home: Jen has invited Mandy to move into her mansion back home in Beverly Hills, Star has learned exclusively. After several failed relationships with men and with no new prospects on the horizon, Jen’s ready to make a change. “I think she thought, living with men hasn’t worked out for her in the past, so why not try a close friend?” says an insider. “Jen’s been wanting companionship.”… Finall...
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s NY Pad is Way Overpriced May 7, 2010SarahAshley Olsen, Justin Bartha, Mary-Kate Olsen The Olsen twins' shared home at One Morton Square is up for grabs, but the girls just can't seem to dump it. The house was originally up for sale in 2005 and put it on the market for a cool $9.45 mil. Though some said the economy was booming at that point, no one wanted it. So they raised the purchase price. For some reason. They listed it at $11 mil. Now it's on sale for a cool $8 mil. Savvy businesswomen these chicks are. I would have been interested in setting down roots myself at One Morton Square, but after finding out that Justin Bartha never paraded around the home with his wang out (the Olsens never lived at the p...
Breaking News: Pink’s Kind of a Bitch May 7, 2010SarahCarey Hart, Cosmopolitan, Pink Evidently her bitch-from-hell stage persona transcends into her daily personal life. Or at least did, according to what she tells Cosmopolitan in a recent interview. Pink, uh, graced June's Cosmo cover and spoke with writers regarding her life, marriage and reconciliation with husband Carey Hart. The pop star claimed that one of the main reasons behind their breakups had to do with Pink's love for running her mouth: "I'm so dramatic ... and in the past, I've been really mean ... Carey sat me down one day when we were fighting and said, 'Baby, when you call me names, it hurts m...
Tiger Mistress, Rachel Uchitel, Arrives in LA to Wreak Some More Havoc May 6, 2010SarahDavid Boreanaz, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods Rachel Uchitel, you'll remember, was the "first" Tiger Woods mistress to emerge from the woodwork. She was also linked to David Boreanaz (current admitted cheater) in the past, claiming that she lured him away from his wife and boned the Bones actor. She's arrived in LA (sans her attorney, Gloria Allred) to clear her name -- or rather, what's left of it. Uchitel states that she was not the one looking to extort money from Boreanaz, who recently spoke of marital infidelity and mistress blackmail. Uchitel was spotted leaving LA amateur hotspot, Chateau Marmont, with a friend, looking to be in high spirits. Rachel's looking...
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is Just as Stupid and Gross as You’d Think She’d Be May 6, 2010SarahJesse James, Michelle McGee, Sandra bullock Jesse James #1 skank did an interview with Howard Stern yesterday and confirmed what everyone thought to begin with: James was not hooking up with this woman for her shining personality and witty intellect. And clearly, not for her stellar physique, either, so I don't know what the fuck to think. I'm just positively baffled. Anyway, McGee sat for the lurid talk radio host yesterday and answered all of the questions about sex with the Vanilla Gorilla that you were just dying to know: On Sandra Bullock: “I feel bad for her, I do… [...
Another Sports Star, Lawrence Taylor, Arrested For Rape May 6, 2010SarahLawrence Taylor If you don't know who he is, he's the former Hall of Fame Giants football player that recently played a role on Dancing With the Stars. He's also the number one NFL player that you probably think of when you hear the terms "crack" and "hit and run." Now, Taylor can add "rape" and "battery" to his repertoire of bad behavior. The football star was arrested in New York last night on allegations of rape. According to the fifteen year-old victim, Taylor beat and raped her and is now facing third-degree rape charges. Law enforcement states that Taylor will be arraigned ...
Contrary to Popular Belief, Kristen Stewart Actually Does Give a Fuck! May 6, 2010SarahKristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner Can't you tell just by the ear-to-ear shit-eating grin? Your girl Kristen Stewart appeared for the first time as the cover model on the June issue of Elle and while girlfriend looks moderately happy about it, she still looks uncomfortable as all holy hell. Stewart dishes on a little bit of everything during her interview with the mag and covers topics like privacy, acting, romance and her signature awkwardness. Natch. On the madness that has become her life: “It’s insane! Once somebody finds out, you have to get the hell out of wherever you are. People freak out. And the photographers, they’re vicious. They’...
People Are Actually So Stupid to Think Kim Kardashian is Dating Justin Bieber? May 6, 2010SarahJustin Bieber, Kim Kardashian Like, to take it seriously enough that they're sending death threats to Kardashian? God, I haven't even had breakfast yet this morning, but I think I'm going to throw something up. Honestly. Rumors are obviously going 'round regarding the young Justin Bieber and the, uh, "worldly" Kim Kardashian and people are saying that the two are shacking up -- naturally, because Bieber claimed that K was his "ideal woman," and the two ended up later meeting at a White House Correspondents' dinner. Bieber fans were in an uproar when their demigod posted a photo of himself and Kim on his Twitter, calling her his "girlfri...
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Thinks Hollywood Sucks, Too May 5, 2010SarahJulia Louis-Dreyfus Ms. Louis-Dreyfus had a star unveiled on the Walk of Fame yesterday, but a snafu of epic proportions worked its way into the plans. Organizers of the event had misspelled the Seinfeld star's name and had manufactured a star featuring the overt error. The star read "Julia Luis Dreyfus." However, the issue was caught prior to the unveiling of Louis-Dreyfus' star and quick Hollywood magic was utilized to create a star with the correct spelling of the thespian's name. Louis-Dreyfus laughed and chalked the entire ordeal up to standard Hollywood practice: "The misspelling was so p...
Guess Who Wants Even Bigger Tits? May 5, 2010SarahHeidi Montag, Ryan Seacrest, Spencer Pratt The unoriginal Tits McGee herself, Heidi Montag. Husband Spencer Pratt speaks to Life & Style magazine and claims that a combination of Heidi's drive for an uber-plastic bod and comments from Ryan Seacrest stating that Heidi's jugs weren't all that big have driven her to upgrade. Again. “When Heidi entered the studio [to be interviewed], Ryan told her that her breasts didn’t look that big to him ... She was taken aback. She came home in shock.” But Heidi's spokes-ass doesn't stop there. He claims that while Seacrest played a part in the destruction of his wife's ... uh, ego, she'd been unhappy with the way her boobs came out from...
Demi Lovato Involved in Fender Bender, is “Totally Fine” May 5, 2010SarahDemi Lovato Must have been the photos we posted yesterday of boyfriend Joe Jonas smooching it up with another lady that "drove" Lovato over the edge. I'm so sure. Evidently, tween star Demi Lovato got up tired and on the wrong side of the bed yesterday and it ultimately resulted in a car crash that "shook" the singer/actress/girlfriend of one of the horsemen Joe Jonas. However, Lovato claims that her bender was only minor and took to her Twitter to address the outpouring of concern from her hoards of fans, sta...
Glee‘s Lea Michele Looked Amazingly Hot at Last Night’s 2010 Time “100 Most Influential” Gala May 5, 2010SarahLea Michele Love, love Lea Michele. She's a total hit in every way. She's cute, unassuming, talented and down-to-Earth. She seems like someone who'd be really fun to knock a few back with. However, Lea goes way beyond "cute" in photos from last night's 2010 Time 100 Gala held in New York City (Yeah, and I guess 2010 is the year of resurrecting and overusing the word "gala," since "party," "celebration," and "event" are clearly way too déclassé for this new narrow-nosed decade). Michele wa...