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Kendra Wilkinson's sex tape is definitely real and she definitely had some plastic surgery done since her 18th birthday. [Celebslam] 2010's Worst and Best Beach Bodies. [popbytes] Check out the trailer for The Scarlett Letter. [Pajiba] Jeremy Piven wants to do the nasty with Jessica Simpson. And now I'm cringing at the thought of Jeremy Piven doing the nasty with anyone. [Celebitchy] Jesus doesn't want you to kiss before marriage. So, yeah. Don't. [Zelda Lily] Stephen Baldwin goes naked for Cosmo. Too bad it wasn't way back in the day when the dude actually used to be hot. [Litely Salted] A-Roid doesn't want Cameron Diaz anywhere near his game, Miley Cyrus loves grinding on men who have absolutely no interest in her whatsoever and Jude Law and Sienna Miller are just fucking pathetic. [Betty Confidential] Lindsay Lohan's "I Wanna Be Bad" is just as bad as you'd expect. [Allie is Wired] Gisele Bundchen stumps for Hope lingerie and still looks incredibly non-human. [Amy Grindhouse] Wow. TMZ's just ... rude. [OMGBlog] The Trumps are generally an ugly bunch ... with the exception of Ivanka, of course. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Kendra Wilkinson's sex tape is definitely real and she definitely had some plastic surgery done since her 18th birthday. [Celebslam] 2010's Worst and Best Beach Bodies. [popbytes] Check out the trailer for The Scarlett Letter. [Pajiba] Jeremy Piven wants to do the nasty with Jessica Simpson. And now I'm cringing at the thought of Jeremy Piven doing the nasty with anyone. [Celebitchy] Jesus doesn't want you to kiss before marriage. So, yeah. Don't. [Zelda Lily] Stephen Baldwin goes naked for Cosmo. Too bad it wasn't way back ...

Kelis Tells PETA to Eff Off

Kelis loves fur and she's not trying to hide it, either, by saying that it's fake or leftovers of a Britney weave haircut or something. While plenty of other celebrities are looking to stomp for the cause, Kelis is clearly not one of them, claiming that the organization is judgmental, hypocritical and kind of pointless -- at least based on the way she claims they run. Kelis states that she's a "complete carnivore" and would have "fur walls" if she could. Put that in your furless vegan pipe and smoke it, PETA....

Russell Brand Had a Posse of Peeps Procuring Pussy

Though he's engaged to one of the hottest females on the planet, Russell Brand has no bones about discussing his prior sexual conquests and how they attributed to his sexual addiction. Brand claims that he formerly had a group of, uh, "supporters" that frequently scoped out fuckable chicks and made it happen more or less: "When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging locomotive. My selection process was outsourced. I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward - 'I'm looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak'." So, yeah. I guess he's some sort...

Nick Cannon is Still Really Excited, Optimistic About Being Married to Mariah Carey

And he just can't stop singing her praises. According to Mimi's husband, Nick Cannon, she does everything with a flair for the talented: singing, dressing, designing really fucking awful perfumes and now, cooking. Cannon, who is to appear on Rachael Ray's show today, boasts that his wife is not only a dynamic business woman that happens to have seventy-five different octaves to her singing register, she cooked a turkey "the size of New Jersey" for their latest Thanksgiving feast: "She cooks! People are always so surp...

David Boreanaz Was the Original Tiger, Bitches, and Don’t You Forget It

Radar Online has received exclusive information pertaining to Bones star David Boreanaz and his, uh, "indiscretions" with the newest Hollywood ho, Rachel Uchitel. You’ll remember that Uchitel was originally linked to Tiger Woods … and there’s no need to explain how all of that turned out. Not only do the texts and phone conversations that RO received show Uchitel as an icky woman who's just desperate for male affection, it also paints her with the obsessive, possessive brush -- the sources claim that Rachel repeatedly begged encouraged Boreanaz to make their "relationship" permanent: In the messages, Uchitel tells ...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Let Their Dogs Shit All Over Their Home

'Cause that's not fucking disgusting or anything. Jaysus. Some might automatically associate celebrity (even the lowest form of celebrity) with cleanliness or godliness or something, but it's clear that these two don't have a clue as to how to manage a career, let alone a hygienic home. According to Life & Style magazine, the power-couple are collectively hardcore "hoarders," not so unlike Lindsay Lohan, but instead of hoarding unused expensive shit, they hoard dog shit. And Spencer forces Heid...

Love It Or Leave It: Amanda Seyfried’s Nineties Delia’s-Inspired Dress

This totally looks like something that I wore to my eighth-grade dance. Or maybe did wear to my eighth-grade dance, somehow got donated to a high-end Hollywood Salvation Army and ended up on Amanda Seyfried's body for the premiere of Letters to Juliet. And on a totally related note, doesn't this chick (or movie execs that hire her) have some kind of weird obsession with letter writing? I mean, Dear John, Letters to Juliet ... what the fuck are these people trying to say? Girlfriend's ha...

Sarah Silverman’s Show Has Been Canned

And quite frankly, I can't believe that it's stayed on the air even this long. The Sarah Silverman Program is in its third season and execs state that this season will be the show's last ... and you know there was no avoiding the chopping block, in spite of the campaign that was waged on Twitter to save the show from imminent cancellation. These newfangled networking sites can do a lot -- like bring Betty White to SNL -- but can't entirely save something that's shit to begin with. Sorry, Sarah...

The Highest Paid Child Celebrity is Probably Not Who You’d Think

I know for damned sure it wasn't who I thought, because with Miley out of the picture, I didn't think there were anymore "real" child actors or actresses out there. But alas, the kid from Two and a Half Men, Angus T. Jones, is paid $250k per episode. You heard me, right? A fucking quarter-million dollars for each episode that he withstands having to put up with Charlie Sheen? Sick. Jones began his stint on Two and a Half Men when he was only ten and has been at it for the past seven years,...

Lady Gaga Wants to Die On Stage, is Clearly an Alcoholic

The always-dramatic Lady Gaga has been stunning fans with her antics and outlandish comments during the Monster Ball Tour (which will hit US soil on July 1st), but fear not: her constant go-getter attitude isn't going anywhere anytime soon, let alone considering any kind of break. Gaga states that there's no rest for the weary and as long as there's a demand for Gaga, she'll be there. Kind of like the Three Amigos. "You know when people say, 'Lady Gaga's really tired, she needs to take a break,' I just thin...

Courtney Love Meets Raccoon, Falls in Love With Raccoon, Bores Offspring of Raccoon and Voila … Taylor Momsen

Taylor throws her hotel's food prep practices under the bus, drops the "shit" bomb on early-morning television, clears her throat a lot and blinks a whole shitload during her interview with Britain's This Morning. I guess I have to give her more credit than I have in the past ... I mean, she's not so drug-addled (yet) that she can't string a coherent sentence together; she's actually kind of well-spoken and bright, but I have a feeling she's going to grate on my nerves for many years to come. The girl's not stupid and she knows what she wants to do in life, but she tries so fucking hard. Yeah, she's sixteen, but come on. "Pretentious asshole" knows no age. She'd probably be a real big pain in the ass to be friends with or worse, have in your family. Welcome to Taylor Momsen's world ... hardcore warbling and dressing like it's a New York City nightclub appearance even during sunny morning shows. /> Taylor throws her hotel's food prep practices under the bus, drops the "shit" bomb on early-morning television, clears her throat a lot and blinks a whole shitload during her interview with Britain's This Morning. I guess I have to give her more credit than I have in the past ... I mean, she's not so drug-addled (yet) that she can't string a coherent sentence together; she's actually kind of well-spoken and bright, but I have a feeling she's going to grate on my nerves for many years to...

Avril Lavigne’s Looking to Fight Lindsay Lohan Over Some “Fake” Shit

These two ever-classy ladies got into a big blowout at the ever-classy Chateau Marmont, according to the New York Post, who had one of their minions there to witness the social meltdown of two women who love chipped black nail polish and shitty-looking weaves. It all went down after the two eyed one another and Lavigne had the audacity to call a duck a duck: listeners said that the "Sk8er Boi" singer called the, uh, drug-addicted former actress a "loser." Lohan supposedly flipped shit and the two went at it like the upstanding Hollywood staples that they are: “Avril was at a table ...
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