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Demi Moore Dishes on Bruce Willis, Ashton Kutcher and Other Really Interesting Stuff

Demi Moore's agent, Luke Janklow, confirmed earlier last night that the preternaturally preserved 47 year-old is penning her memoirs and isn't going to leave any topics out. Moore is said to cover details of her marriage and divorce to Bruce Willis, career moves from General Hospital to major motion pictures and bumping uglies with Ashton Kutcher. Moore is currently shopping publishers in New York City and anticipates that the book will be released sometime early next year. In light of this fact, I've put together my very own Top Ten list of things that I fucking hope like hell will be included in Mo...

Megan Fox is Still Way Cooler Than You

In a recent interview with Allure magazine, Fox claims that nude photos were taken without her permission or knowledge during the filming of Passion Play, which is an independent film about circus performers (sounds, uh, intriguing). During the interview, Fox acknowledges the potential for leaked nudes and states that she'll kick the shit out of whoever took the photos if she finds out who did it: “If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm — physical harm. I’m not a fucking ...

John Travolta’s Dogs Were Killed at an Airport and Other Bad Omens

According to airport officials, it was confirmed early this morning that actor John Travolta's dogs were, indeed, killed on the tarmac of the Bangor International Airport in Maine. The incident occurred this past Thursday and the news story broke this morning about the demise of two of the family canines: “At approximately 1 a.m. on Thursday, May 13, 2010, an airplane carrying members of the John Travolta family landed at BIA. While there, two small dogs were taken for a walk by someone wh...

Lindsay’s Not in Cannes Anymore … Or Rather, She Is, and That’s the Problem

Remember how the Lohan's got that big, scary "you-might-go-to-jail" court date just looming over the end of this week? Yeah, it looks like Lindsay's trying to worm her way out of it and crying, "Volcano!" in an effort to miss the important hearing. Lohan's currently in Cannes stumping for her latest "movie," the biopic of porn star Linda "Deep Throat" Lovelace, and is voicing concerns over the amount of volcanic ash still hovering in the airspace that she's to fly through in order to make it soundly back to LA. Her hearing is scheduled for Thursday and will determine whethe...

Emma Watson Can’t Shed Hermione Granger From the Repertoire of Her Life, Looks Super-Hot in Vanity Fair

Hermione Granger Emma Watson is June's Vanity Fair model and celebrity interviewee and she looks absolutely fabulous, as per normal. Watson sits for the magazine and discusses everything from fashion to Harry Potter to being an Ivy League co-ed and totally kills it in the process. About her role as Potter's Hermione Granger, Watson says that her acting was art imitating life: “If I'm honest, I was her. I was very keen. I was super-eager to please and be good. And I was always kind of ...

Want to See Rachel Uchitel’s Ta-Tas?

I don't, 'cause I'm not into that whole shock-type of visual assault, but I'm sure there's got to be a market for something like this somewhere or another. Rachel Uchitel, the mistress of both Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz (and God knows who else), is taking Playboy up on their offer to pose nude for the illustrious skin mag. However, she's not willing to show her gilded promised-land cooter -- the mistress is only interested in showing her fake tits and plastic ass. It seems like only...

Jenny McCarthy is a Rebound Ho

The breakup between Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey is still pretty fresh -- Carrey's still experiencing the emotional fallout that's been publicized through his very public Twitter account and now I think I know the reason behind his sad, sad feelings: ex-girlfriend McCarthy is apparently fucking some dude that has a really sketchy hairline and fishbowl eyes. McCarthy and her hand-holding "friend" were photographed this past weekend outside of a Los Angeles club, where the former girlfriend of funnym...

Another Day, Another Dimebag, Another Lindsay Lohan Freak-Out Moment Which, Uh, Ironically Takes Place at a Bar

And this time, she started a tussle with two men and their girlfriends -- New York Ranger skaters, Sean Avery and Aaron Voros. The sitch all went down this past weekend at 1Oak where Lohan allegedly tossed a drink in one of the skater's girlfriend's faces for a reason that's going to sound really familiar to all of you Lohan lovers. In an eerie coincidence, the reason that she started her shit with the foursome was because they wouldn't let her join their table. According to the NY Post spy...

Law & Order Shit-Canned, Many Elderly Folks Consider Jack Kevorkian

And another one bites the dust. Not that I care; I'm still reeling-ly bitter about the imminent cancellation of 24. 24 is the best show ever, and if you don't agree, stop reading right now because this entire post is going to consist of me bitching about 24's cancellation. I don't give a crap about Law & Order, though I know that my ex-fiance's mother is probably horrified and my grandmother's probably rolling around in her grave, but you know what? Both of those people are dead to me (one obviously more than the other) and I don't have to listen to the alli...

Why is Tila Tequila Singing Again? Fucking Why?

Tila sings. Acapella. And raps. Poorly. Oh, man, if this isn't trainwreck entertainment at its best, nothing is. She kind of reminds me of Snoop ... you know, if Snoop wasn't talented, male and coherent (at least most of the time). Hearing her sing without music behind her actually reminds me of a time when Tila was pure ... ish. It was January or February of 2005 and I'd embarked on my first tour of New Orleans' Mardi Gras and my friends and I were completely -- completely -- wasted. We'd spent all ...

Christina Aguilera Goes Nude-ish in Germany’s GQ

And she's kind of reminding me more of the original pop tart, Madonna, rather than Lady Gaga. Aguilera sits down with GQ's German version and dishes on motherhood, sex appeal and music. The June issue, now available in select newsstands, features black and white bondage-type photos of the amazing songstress, who discusses life and a newfound confidence after the birth of her son, Max: "I was never sharper than now, never attractive, sex has always been a big part of me in my work and priv...

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