Her name is Katie Cassidy, she's David Cassidy's daughter and she most recently starred in Michael Bay's remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street, which, if I'm being completely honest was the absolute balls. And I, uh, mean that in a good way.
Since the snooty Fox decided that Transformers was beneath her and wanted to stretch her legs (and nude scenes) in her upcoming indie film, Passion Play, producers for the Transformers franchise didn't want to waste any time or effort in replacing the "irreplaceable" star, and didn't find it all that hard to do so,...
... And with his ever-present purity ring, would you expect it any other way?
Yeah. Anyway. Joe Jonas claims that he's going to release a solo album, so it looks like the days of the JoBros are quickly coming to a close:
"There's nothing to hide. We're just waiting for the right timing. There's a lot of Jonas stuff going on this year, so once there's a place for that record, we'll release it. You'll hear a lot of new music from us."
See, when I was a much younger girl, I loved Hanson. I mean, I fucking loved Hanson. I was one of those p...
... And isn't even sure at this moment in time whether or not she's pregnant.
Michelle Duggar sat down with People magazine for their upcoming May 31st issue to discuss sex, birth control, children, parenting, her latest child, Josie, and all of the child's health problems (she was born last September, but has been in and out of the hospital since then). She also discussed the almost non-option of what could have been a lifesaving MRI for her ill child:
" ... The couple find themselves str...
You know, I'm actually getting kind of sick of hearing about the nocturnal activities that Courtney Love's vagina participates in. Especially when they're completely outlandish, like sleeping with Kate Moss.
Come on, Court. Kate Moss? Really? I know Moss probably doesn't remember the majority of the nineties, and the fact that she's a coke-blowing super-floozy doesn't really help, but even the craziest, ho-iest of coke-blowing floozies have some standards, you know.
While that decade was a blur for both of these lovely ladies, Cour...
Our lady crazy, Tila Tequila, was in attendance at last night's Maxim Hot 100 party last night in LA. As per normal, she was photographed on her back, flashing her lady bits and acting a fool.
How the hell does she even get invited to these things? Honestly. Maybe I should head out to Hollywood and flash my nether regions for all to see and maybe, just maybe the myth of Tila's hypnotizing chocha can be debunked. Is it Tila-crotch that makes the world go 'round, or is it just grimy coo...
Okay, I might have to kill myself. Really. Ryan Gosling is like, my man. There's a whole slew of male celebrities that I find to be uber-attractive, but Gosling tops the list. Then Adrien Brody, then Bear Grylls ... the rest is just fluff.
Have you heard of the new movie, Blue Valentine? Cool fucking story. Gosling and Williams filmed this movie -- no lie -- last spring in the town in which I last lived, Honesdale, Pennsylvania. I remember hearing that Gosling was coming to town and w...
Though John Travolta (56) and wife, Kelly Preston (47) are having a baby at their ripe old ages, American Idol judge Simon Cowell puts the kibosh to any possible rumors that he'd have children now, or ever. Cowell states that he's far too old to consider being a papa -- he's 50 -- and discusses the decision with Oprah:
"I... you know, I worry about that because of my age. You know, when I was younger, my dad used to play soccer and, you know, games with me and I worry - I worry that if I was 70. it worries me a bit."
Simon, dude, ...
Though their "mutual" split was said to be "amicable," sources at RadarOnline claim that a custody battle for Berry and Aubry's child, Nahla, is in the works and it doesn't look all that "amicable" at all.
The couple have had joint custody of the child over the past few weeks that they've been separated, but Aubry reportedly isn't happy with the situation:
"It’s been pretty difficult for Gabriel to see Nahla the last few weeks ... He’s really getting sick of it and it’s getting to the ...
While the sort of formerly-hot-in-a-funk-kind-of-way actress has been rumored to be dating A-Rod, she hasn't wasted any time laying down the law and telling everyone that she's willing to be married. This should go over well with the long-time ladies' man, Rodriguez. Diaz states that she's a romantic at heart and isn't afraid of commitment. Cam speaks these prophetic words to Parade magazine [stifles laughter] and sort of throws A-Rod under the bus the term "elopement" around:
"I am a roma...
"I remember crying in the bathtub,” she told [Shape magazine for the June issue]. “I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don’t let them grow any bigger. They’re embarrassing me.’ I was the first girl in my class to wear a bra."
--Kim Kardashian on the tragedy of having big ol' boobs and her rationale that steaming hot water might help shrink them. She's not the creator of the word "volumptuous" for nothing, you know....
Both John Travolta and wife, Kelly Preston, took to their personal websites last night in an effort to put a stop to the rumors (and not tumors, which is what I originally typed) that the couple is expecting another child. Because they are, in fact, expecting another child and wanted you to hear it right from the horse's mouth.
From John's website:
It's impossible to keep a secret ... especially one as wonderful as this. We want to be the first to share this great news with everyone that...
Kate Beckinsale, flawless as always at the Cannes Film Festival. Remember when she was in Pearl Harbor? Yeah, I do, too. [Celebslam]
Mischa Barton in a wedding dress ... and I'm afraid. [popbytes]
Damn, Bill Murray (yeah, remember him?) is getting old, dude. ... I'd still probably pork him anyway. [Pajiba]
Justin Bieber gets inked at 16. Can't wait to see who what he's doing in four-years time. [Celebitchy]
Sarah Jessica Parker goes topless in Sex and the City 2?! Nah, not actually. And you're welcome. [Amy Grindhouse]
Lindsay Lohan's supposedly hooking up with some really hot, older chick. [CityRag]
Miley Cyrus is on tonight's Dancing With the Stars. Will you be watching? [Pop on the Pop]
Betty White was totally fucking hot when she was younger. Like, I'd switch sides just for her. Hotness. [Zelda Lily]
Porn Queen Chi Chi LaRue interviewed by James St. James. And that's just entirely too much "ugh" for me to handle in one sitting, sorry. [OMGBlog]
Really, Paris? Still with the wonk-eye? [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Some pretty serious eye candy at Cannes, who's going to replace American Idol's Simon Cowell and the top list for potential Glee guest stars. [Betty Confidential] />Kate Beckinsale, flawless as always at the Cannes Film Festival. Remember when she was in Pearl Harbor? Yeah, I do, too. [Celebslam]
Mischa Barton in a wedding dress ... and I'm afraid. [popbytes]
Damn, Bill Murray (yeah, remember him?) is getting old, dude. ... I'd still probably pork him anyway. [Pajiba]
Justin Bieber gets inked at 16. Can't wait to see who what he's doing in four-years time. [Celebitchy]
Sarah Jessica Parker goes topless in Sex and the City 2?! Nah, not actually. And you're welcome. [Amy Grindhouse]
Lindsay Lohan's supposedly hooking up with some really hot, older chick. [CityRag]
Miley Cyrus ...