As odd as this might sound to some of you, I find Jane Lynch terribly attractive. Kind of in the way that I find Rachel Maddow uber-attractive. I guess there's just something about a woman with short hair and a big smile who's assertive and commanding that just totally appeals to me.
Jane Lynch, star of Glee, married her girlfriend Lara Embry in a small ceremony in Massachusetts yesterday afternoon:
Lynch donned a cream wrap blouse and black pants, while Embry wore an ivory and black co...
I'm willing to bet about four or five sets at this point ... the bitches just seem to be coming in over and over again. It's like every other month or so, she's getting some wisdom teeth pulled. Are they taking them out piece by piece? Chip by chip?
Just in time for her court-ordered sobriety, Lindsay's got to have her wisdom teeth out, which her doctor claims will have to involve some heavy-duty pain medication. Honestly, I can't blame her on that one. I had my wisdom teeth out about a...
Kirsten Dunst attended a court hearing yesterday afternoon in NYC, regarding a burglary incident that took place back in 2007. A man had allegedly broken into the star's hotel suite, and ended up with both Kirsten's and her assistant's purses.
Dunst's assistant, Liat Baruch, was said to have a considerable marijuana stash lodged away in her purse (... and why her purse? The stuff still is illegal, aren't there better hideyholes for such things?) and when Dunst was questioned on the stand s...
So, it looks like a lot of you aren't very pleased with a post I previously wrote today, Summer of Death 2010: And the Beat Goes On. After reading the comments and re-reading what I wrote, I can't say I blame you, honestly.
First, let me apologize for my apparent insensitivity toward the issue, the victim and by virtue, his family, in writing the piece. It clearly wasn't well-thought-out and I didn't realize just how insensitive it came across until some of you readers pointed it out to me (so ... thank you). While I have a hard time tactfully discussing the topic of drinking problems and subsequent death-by-alcoholism (that's another topic for another day), I should have better realized that there are many people out there who suffer what is a very real disease, and it's nothing to be taken lightly. While I won't go into detail as to why people who kill themselves through the bottle really anger and upset me to the point of irrational ranting (as I said, it's a story for another day), I do apologize for the crassness of my remarks regarding Andrew Koppel's death. Realistically (and empathetically) speaking, it's a horrible way to go and even more horrible for Koppel's family and friends to have to deal with.
In short, the entire piece was inappropriate, heartless and condescending, and I genuinely feel remorse because of it.
Thanks, and again, many apologies,
Sarah />So, it looks like a lot of you aren't very pleased with a post I previously wrote today, Summer of Death 2010: And the Beat Goes On. After reading the comments and re-reading what I wrote, I can't say I blame you, honestly.
First, let me apologize for my apparent insensitivity toward the issue, the victim and by virtue, his family, in writing the piece. It clearly wasn't well-thought-out and I didn't realize just how insensitive it came across until some of you readers pointed it out to me (so ....
The fuck happened to the girl's face? It looks like it could be one of the following things: a) She's gotten some kind of jaw-reduction surgery, which resulted in a really unfortunate case of what I call "weak chin-ness," b) She hasn't washed her nose, mouth or jaw since Armageddon was released, or c) Really bad photoshopping ensues once again.
I'm going to have to go with option C here. But option B still sounds pretty palatable, considering that's exactly what it looks like.
The alwa...
Dear Adrien Brody:
I love you. I've loved you since I first saw you in The Pianist. When you looked out from your Nazi-ravaged apartment and directly into the camera, we had a moment. I'd swear on all that's holy that we did. I write this letter to you with a heavy heart and a burning pit that resides in the depths of my stomach, for I fear that I'm going unnoticed by you as of late.
And now. Now I hear rumors that you're dating January Jones and I have to ask: what's the appeal? W...
So I guess Megan Fox's hotness has been photoshopped away in this photo. Which, clearly isn't possible, since the photos don't looked touched a bit, so that brings me to wonder if all of her other glam shots and pin-up photos have been. And I'm thinking, "yes." While she's still got a bangin' face, her body's just ... not so hot. She's, you know, cute-bodied and all, but nothing to write home about, frankly. I live at the beach; I see bodies like hers come and go on the daily and don't bat an eye. Nothing phenom there, for real.
Megan and her henchman, Brian Austin Green...
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