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Glee‘s Jane Lynch Ties the Knot With Her Long-Term Girlfriend

photo of glee's jane lynch wearing a black shirt and smiling As odd as this might sound to some of you, I find Jane Lynch terribly attractive. Kind of in the way that I find Rachel Maddow uber-attractive. I guess there's just something about a woman with short hair and a big smile who's assertive and commanding that just totally appeals to me. Jane Lynch, star of Glee, married her girlfriend Lara Embry in a small ceremony in Massachusetts yesterday afternoon: Lynch donned a cream wrap blouse and black pants, while Embry wore an ivory and black co...

What a Troll Wants, What a Troll Needs …

Call Willy Wonka, 'cause his favorite Oompa Loompa has escaped the compound and is now recording videos on shitty webcams, looking for love. Jersey Shore's favorite poof-haired troll goes live on her webcam and discusses what she (still) wants in a man (that she still hasn't found after all this time in reality TV purgatory). She talks about what she wants in men, and not crickets, and no, I have no fucking clue what that means because I don't speak Sasquatchese, either. She also claims that she needs t...

How Many Wisdom Teeth Does Lindsay Lohan Actually Have?

photo of lindsay lohan in black shorts and boots smoking a cigarette I'm willing to bet about four or five sets at this point ... the bitches just seem to be coming in over and over again. It's like every other month or so, she's getting some wisdom teeth pulled. Are they taking them out piece by piece? Chip by chip? Just in time for her court-ordered sobriety, Lindsay's got to have her wisdom teeth out, which her doctor claims will have to involve some heavy-duty pain medication. Honestly, I can't blame her on that one. I had my wisdom teeth out about a...

Kirsten Dunst: “I Don’t Smoke Pot,” But I’m Going to Throw My Assistant Under the Bus Because She Does

photo of kirsten dunst outside wearing sunglasses and a black blazer Kirsten Dunst attended a court hearing yesterday afternoon in NYC, regarding a burglary incident that took place back in 2007.   A man had allegedly broken into the star's hotel suite, and ended up with both Kirsten's and her assistant's purses. Dunst's assistant, Liat Baruch, was said to have a considerable marijuana stash lodged away in her purse (... and why her purse? The stuff still is illegal, aren't there better hideyholes for such things?) and when Dunst was questioned on the stand s...

Regarding Andrew Koppel

So, it looks like a lot of you aren't very pleased with a post I previously wrote today, Summer of Death 2010: And the Beat Goes On.  After reading the comments and re-reading what I wrote, I can't say I blame you, honestly. First, let me apologize for my apparent insensitivity toward the issue, the victim and by virtue, his family, in writing the piece. It clearly wasn't well-thought-out and I didn't realize just how insensitive it came across until some of you readers pointed it out to me (so ... thank you).  While I have a hard time tactfully discussing the topic of drinking problems and subsequent death-by-alcoholism (that's another topic for another day), I should have better realized that there are many people out there who suffer what is a very real disease, and it's nothing to be taken lightly. While I won't go into detail as to why people who kill themselves through the bottle really anger and upset me to the point of irrational ranting (as I said, it's a story for another day), I do apologize for the crassness of my remarks regarding Andrew Koppel's death. Realistically (and empathetically) speaking, it's a horrible way to go and even more horrible for Koppel's family and friends to have to deal with. In short, the entire piece was inappropriate, heartless and condescending, and I genuinely feel remorse because of it. Thanks, and again, many apologies, Sarah />So, it looks like a lot of you aren't very pleased with a post I previously wrote today, Summer of Death 2010: And the Beat Goes On.  After reading the comments and re-reading what I wrote, I can't say I blame you, honestly. First, let me apologize for my apparent insensitivity toward the issue, the victim and by virtue, his family, in writing the piece. It clearly wasn't well-thought-out and I didn't realize just how insensitive it came across until some of you readers pointed it out to me (so ....

Liv Tyler is No Longer Liv Tyler

photo of liv tyler on the cover of tatler magazine The fuck happened to the girl's face? It looks like it could be one of the following things: a) She's gotten some kind of jaw-reduction surgery, which resulted in a really unfortunate case of what I call "weak chin-ness," b) She hasn't washed her nose, mouth or jaw since Armageddon was released, or c) Really bad photoshopping ensues once again. I'm going to have to go with option C here. But option B still sounds pretty palatable, considering that's exactly what it looks like. The alwa...

Summer of Death 2010: And the Beat Goes On …

photo of news anchor ted koppel standing in front of nightline news program backdrop So we've had Paul Gray of Slipknot, Gary Coleman, the much-revered Dennis Hopper, musical icon Lena Horne, Black Sabbath rocker Ronnie Dio, political analyst and insider David Ginsburg, Brittany Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack and lifelong TV personality Art Linkletter, just to name a few -- and all before the summer solstice. Craziness and total sadness. However, something I'm completely not sad for? The latest SOD victim: Andrew Koppel. You might not recognize his name, because he's just affiliated with someone famous (dude just so happens to be son of mega television news an...

Adrien Brody is Dating This Homely Hag?

photo of january jones in a white dress Dear Adrien Brody: I love you. I've loved you since I first saw you in The Pianist. When you looked out from your Nazi-ravaged apartment and directly into the camera, we had a moment. I'd swear on all that's holy that we did. I write this letter to you with a heavy heart and a burning pit that resides in the depths of my stomach, for I fear that I'm going unnoticed by you as of late. And now.  Now I hear rumors that you're dating January Jones and I have to ask: what's the appeal? W...

Bang or Bust: Couples Edition

photo of megan fox and brian austin green playing in the ocean during memorial day weekend So I guess Megan Fox's hotness has been photoshopped away in this photo. Which, clearly isn't possible, since the photos don't looked touched a bit, so that brings me to wonder if all of her other glam shots and pin-up photos have been. And I'm thinking, "yes." While she's still got a bangin' face, her body's just ... not so hot. She's, you know, cute-bodied and all, but nothing to write home about, frankly. I live at the beach; I see bodies like hers come and go on the daily and don't bat an eye. Nothing phenom there, for real. Megan and her henchman, Brian Austin Green...

Reminder: Zelda Lily is Hiring!

Just a reminder, we’re hiring over on our sister site, Zelda Lily! We’re currently looking for two unpaid interns to fill positions that'll contribute 4-5 solid pieces on a weekly basis. If you think you’d be a good fit with the regular crew over at ZL and you want your voice and opinions heard by a large variety of individuals with differing opinions on a plethora of topics, this is the opportunity for you. Again, all applications are due by Tuesday, June 1st at 12:59 PM ET. Click here for the full details on how to apply! />Just a reminder, we’re hiring over on our sister site, Zelda Lily! We’re currently looking for two unpaid interns to fill positions that'll contribute 4-5 solid pieces on a weekly basis. If you think you’d be a good fit with the regular crew over at ZL and you want your voice and opinions heard by a large variety of individuals with differing opinions on a plethora of topics, this is the opportunity for you. Again, all applications are due by Tuesday, June 1st at 12:59 PM ET. Click here for the full details on how to apply!...

In Other News …

Bristol Palin is apparently getting quite the backlash for her Harper's interview. [Betty Confidential] This dude does not appear to be overly excited about seeing Mischa Barton crotch and frankly, I can't blame him. [Celebslam] Check out Kanye's latest single. It supposedly doesn't suck, but "they" could be biased. [popbytes] Who is Kate Hudson banging these days? Maybe this guy. [Celebitchy] Disney princesses are apparently the devil. [Zelda Lily] Heidi Montag is really, really trying hard to be cast in the latest Transformers movie. Don't bother, chick. They already have an over-abundance of spare silicone parts just from their robots. [Allie is Wired] Madonna looks like a sinewy, fetid old vampire in her latest Dolce & Gabbana ads. [Amy Grindhouse] 5 years of bad Tyra Banks hair. Can the world handle more? [OMG Blog] Lindsay Lohan plays the role of her life: Linda Lovelace. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Bristol Palin is apparently getting quite the backlash for her Harper's interview. [Betty Confidential] This dude does not appear to be overly excited about seeing Mischa Barton crotch and frankly, I can't blame him. [Celebslam] Check out Kanye's latest single. It supposedly doesn't suck, but "they" could be biased. [popbytes] Who is Kate Hudson banging these days? Maybe this guy. [Celebitchy] Disney princesses are apparently the devil. [Zelda Lily] Heidi Montag is really, real...

Paramore Singer Hayley Williams Has Some Nude Photos Floating Around the ‘Net

picture of lead singer hayley williams of paramore on stage And it's all because her Twitter got hacked. I'm so sick of these celebrities crowing that their privacy on SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORKS has been invaded -- you posted photos of yourself naked on Facebook. Or Twitter. Or whatever. People are smart; they're gonna figure out a way to get all up in your shit and if you have those incriminating photos on hand, oh snap. But you know what? At the end of the day, I don't want to hear you bitching about it. You did it, own up to it and suck it up. A...
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