Have you seen the latest photos of Rihanna's new 'do floating around? I found a link to them, clicked on it, and gasped in horror at what I saw. Not since the 7th grade did I see such a monstrosity of a haircut. Remember back in the day when all of the then-"skater" kids wore a bowl-cut that was shaved on the underside, like, all the way up? And sometimes, they'd dye the top a funky color like green (or, ahem, red) and pull it into a greasy-looking ponytail? Uh-huh. That's totally what...
So, did you watch last night's MTV Movie Awards? I flipped back and forth between that and staring at the wall, because the wall was often more entertaining than the show itself (we just had our house perimeter re-mulched and there's been an ant party in my house for the past few days, and I'll tell you: it's just been awesome), but I did catch the kiss between Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson. And though it was a bit contrived, I thought the gesture was cute. It was probably the best, cleanest action that Bullock's gotten in a few months. Sorry, did I say that? ... Yeah, I did. But it's true.
I'm really glad for Sandra; not only did she receive the "Generation Award" award from the, uh, prestigious MTV Movie Awards committee, she's coming back out of the woodwork to reclaim her rightful place in the spotlight and trying to put this whole miserable situation behind her. She's totally a class act -- even if she did smooch on my number 2 girl crush, I can forgive her -- and I'm happy to see that nothing's going to knock this super lady down. I also hope, with equal fervor, that Jesse James was watching from his garage, eating cheap Rite-Aid brand chocolates and weeping into the coverall-clad shoulders of his many
friends employees. That one was just for you, baby.
The kiss is found at the 4:29 mark. Just about, anyway. />
So, did you watch last night's MTV Movie Awards? I flipped back and forth between that and staring at the wall, because the wall was often more entertaining than the show itself (we just had our house perimeter re-mulched and there's been an ant party in my house for the past few days, and I'll tell you: it's just been awesome), but I did catch the kiss between Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson. And though it was a bit contrived, I thought the gesture was cute. It was probably the bes...
Shauna Sand's headed to rehab and yes, she's probably going to take her ugly-assed Lucite heels with her. [Celebslam]
More RIP Rue. Blanche Devereaux forever, bitches! [popbytes]
Are you going to see Get Him to the Greek? No? Not on your life? Nah, me either. [Pajiba]
A-Rod's ex is just as afraid of Cameron Diaz's face as I am, and she's making sure her children stay away from her, too. [Celebitchy]
Men apparently hate Paris Hilton and her big glasses, among other things. [Zelda Lily]
Spencer Pratt is a fucking moron, is trying to look more and more like Brad Pitt as the days go by. Oh, and is failing miserably. [Allie is Wired]
Nicki Minaj poses for Vibe, looks kind of moronic. [Amy Grindhouse]
Scarlett Johansson screwed Esquire out of a contractual photo shoot. [Betty Confidential]
Is anyone really watching that RuPaul drag show, or did I imagine that it even existed? [OMGBlog]
Derek Hough has creepy Tom Cruise eyes and might be dating Cheryl Cole. WTF. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Shauna Sand's headed to rehab and yes, she's probably going to take her ugly-assed Lucite heels with her. [Celebslam]
More RIP Rue. Blanche Devereaux forever, bitches! [popbytes]
Are you going to see Get Him to the Greek? No? Not on your life? Nah, me either. [Pajiba]
A-Rod's ex is just as afraid of Cameron Diaz's face as I am, and she's making sure her children stay away from her, too. [Celebitchy]
Men apparently hate Paris Hilton and her big glasses, among other things. [Zelda Lily]
Spencer Pratt is a fucking ...
And I've always been a pretty big fan of Demi's, though she definitely went off the deep end with the plastic surgery a few years ago, so it's kind of a shame that I have to use unkind words to talk about her. Like "asshole." And "arrogant, judgmental twat." But if there's any credence to these rumors (and they don't sound like rumors at all to me, considering they're coming directly from the horse's mouth), then she really needs to check her ego, like, yesterday.
Moore's much younger hu...
Mark-Paul Gosselaar and his wife of thirteen years, Lisa Ann Russell, have separated, sources confirm. According to these sources, Mark-Paul is all broken up over the, uh, breakup. Hence the term, I guess.
The couple has two children together, but there's been no word on whether or not a custody arrangement will be discussed. Gosselaar's rep also states that you're probably not going to get any icky details or insight into what happened between the couple to cause the split:
"Mark-Paul Gosselaar and his wife Lisa are currently separated, ...
As long as she directly benefits from the result, clearly, it's all good.
Rimes speaks out to People magazine about the heat surrounding her and Eddie Cibrian, the man who some say was "lured away" by the wiles and charms of the woman -- the legend! -- Leann Rimes. She claims that she's remorseful about pulling Eddie away from what was oh-so-clearly a bad relationship, but feels happy and optimistic about the snafu's general outcome:
"I did one of the most selfish things that I possibly could do, in hurting someone else ... I take respons...
Kim Kardashian goes out with a new guy that looks suspiciously like Scott Disick. I hope they're not literally trying to keep it in the family. All sorts of "ick." [Celebslam]
LL Cool J just keeps getting sadder and sadder ... First Halloween H20, and now this. [popbytes]
Holy Christina Hendricks. Holy Ryan "I-Never-Thought-You-Were-Hot-'Til-This-Moment" Reynolds. Oh, and take this survey, too. [Pajiba]
Those Scientology brainwaves must have really effed Nicole Kidman up some. [Celebitchy]
Congrats to Kevin Costner, who welcomed his sixty-third child into the world yesterday. Here's lookin' at your latest competition, Duggars! [Amy Grindhouse]
The evolution of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, just in case you happened to miss the last twenty years or so. Oh, and they share a birthday with me, which is coming up. June 13th. Mark it on your calendars, bitches! [CityRag]
Vanessa Simmons is trying fiercely to be Rihanna. Oh, well. [Pop on the Pop]
Bill O'Reilly is an even bigger asshole than most of you ever dreamed. [OMGBlog]
Fran Drescher's gonna assault your ears in another (possible) sitcom: the real-life story of how her voice turned her former husband gay. (And wouldn't you run screaming in the other direction if you heard that warble during sex?) [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Things are not all roses and vampire bites for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. [Betty Confidential]
Celebrities aren't the only ones that hate their significant others. [Zelda Lily] />Kim Kardashian goes out with a new guy that looks suspiciously like Scott Disick. I hope they're not literally trying to keep it in the family. All sorts of "ick." [Celebslam]
LL Cool J just keeps getting sadder and sadder ... First Halloween H20, and now this. [popbytes]
Holy Christina Hendricks. Holy Ryan "I-Never-Thought-You-Were-Hot-'Til-This-Moment" Reynolds. Oh, and take this survey, too. [Pajiba]
Those Scientology brainwaves must have really effed Nicole Kidman up some. [Celebitchy...
Oh, barf. Like, really. Barf.
If ever there were two people who should stay far, far from one another, it's Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan. While I dig the two of them on their own (one a bit more than the other, naturally), combining their forces is like sticking a wet finger into a live light socket. Great idea, huh?
Yeah, that's what I thought, too. (And I speak from experience ... I've done it. We won't talk about this again.)
At any rate, exclusive insiders at Betty Confide...
After receiving reviews that his shows were entirely too bawdy and raunchy, former American Idol contestant Adam Lambert promises that his next roundup of shows will be "tasteful." Sexy, yes, naturally, but "tasteful," too.
Damn.
Lambert kicks off his concert series in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania (Ha! Not too far from where I was born and raised!) today and promises good, clean family fun:
"I definitely think they'll be comfortable," Lambert said of fans who will see him on the tour, whi...
And now he and Miley Cyrus are apparently on a break. He's supposedly outta the country, outta the Arkansas-or-wherever-the-fuck limelight and reportedly, out of Miley Cyrus' life -- and it's all due to the ever-present, lurking, leering Billy Ray Cyrus.
The National Enquirer reports (and yeah, I know National Enquirer, boo) that Hemsworth and Cyrus recently split because of her meddling family and jealousy over Hemsworth's new-found fame:
A source tells the National Enquirer, "The result was a vicious fight - and Liam bolted. He said he's tired of her folks...
Christina Ricci arrived earlier in the week at an event held at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC. And she was wearing what looked like a Fraggle stapled to a magician's top hat. Clearly, the only thing she's missing to complete her oddball ensemble is a fucking rabbit.
Anyway, I love Ricci. She's cute and seemingly-fun and funny in that wide-eyed "Me? I'm funny?" kind of way, and I've pretty much been a hardcore fan since she played Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family and Kat Harvey in...