Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kelly Kapowski is Ready to Pop

photo of a very pregnant tiffani thiessen on her cell phone walking around a golf course Tiffani Thiessen, whose pregnancy I mentioned earlier in the week, was finally captured on camera after all of these weeks, showing off her gorgeous baby bump. TMZ got the exclusive photo of Tiffani toddling around a golf course, cell phone in hand, and wearing all black. She looks fabulous. This is, you know, her eighty-fifth week of pregnancy or something. Ever see a spider egg right before it opens? A big, thick, white pulsating cocoon of eenie-weenie baby spiders just scratching at th...

F-I-G-H-T! Fight, Kendra, Fight!

Kendra Wilkinson sat down last night with Hollywood's favorite big brother (or, little brother in some cases, I guess), Ryan Seacrest, to discuss the fallout from her recent sex tape release, which was from back in the day when she was just a blushing eighteen years old. Throughout the interview, Wilkinson claimed that she'd been in denial all of these years, and fully intended to marry the red-headed pee the bed douchebag that she filmed the sex tape with. I ... yeah, I don't believe that part one bit, sorry Kendra. She also says, "I was gonna marry him, we were gonna be together forever." Let's be real here a second, girl. You were either coerced into it, or you did it for shits. Either way, it's alright. It's in the past, and though it's come back to bite you on the ass, it's over. But Christ. Don't make excuses for the douchebag, or for yourself. You won out on this one. Let it go. However, in light of the fact that many feel she was unwillingly coerced into filming her sexual exploits with Sasquatch, she comes across as really flabbergasted and uncomfortable during the interview, and I actually kind of feel badly about that. She's clearly a girl who woefully regrets a mistake she made in the past, and that's admirable. She's not boasting about it, she's not blowing it off, she's tackling the issue head-on (uh, no pun intended) and that makes her all the more appealing. Kendra states that her husband, Hank Baskett, has been very understanding through the entire ordeal and claims that this revelation has brought them closer together:
"The tape has definitely brought Hank and I closer together, made us more of a team, like, 'Let's put our vest on, let's get out there, let's fight!'"
/> Kendra Wilkinson sat down last night with Hollywood's favorite big brother (or, little brother in some cases, I guess), Ryan Seacrest, to discuss the fallout from her recent sex tape release, which was from back in the day when she was just a blushing eighteen years old. Throughout the interview, Wilkinson claimed that she'd been in denial all of these years, and fully intended to marry the red-headed pee the bed douchebag that she filmed the sex tape with. I ... yeah, I don't believe that ...

Uncle Jesse to Appear on Glee?

photo of john stamos in a black jacket Shit. If that's true, it might actually make the show worth watching for me. (Ducks while various blunt objects are thrown from the Glee fan gallery.) Ahem, anyway, the show's executives are reportedly eyeing John Stamos to make an appearance next season as Emma's (Jayma Mays) dentist, who takes an interest in more than just her teeth. Will (Matthew Morrison) will obviously have a new rival, which should make things, um, interesting. Ish. I've always been a John Stamos fan. I'm not quite sure whether or not he can act his way out ...

Courtney Love Went Apeshit in Public Again

photo of courtney love at the airport talking on her cell phone Surprise, surprise. One of these days when Love happens to shake her shit out in public, I'm going to drop over from not surprise. Because you can only get used to something happening for so long before it completely bores the shit out of you and you just die from it. I have a feeling these days are upon us, you guys. Love was photographed making quite a scene at LAX earlier in the week, disrupting people-traffic, flailing her arms around like a deranged parrot and mincing words with airp...

Lady Gaga’s Vagina is the Anti-Christ and Katy Perry’s Kind of Uncomfortable With That

katy perry twitter I'm not opposed to Lady Gaga. She's easy on the eyes and some of her songs are pretty catchy, I guess, but I'm not as hardcore about her as what some people clearly are. If she's, you know, making music and touring, great. If she wasn't, it probably wouldn't be long before I kind of forgot who she was altogether. However, somebody's clearly all hot and bothered by Gaga's antics, because a one-sided feud is brewing between Katy Perry and the Lady herself, and it's either because Perry h...

Bar Refaeli Celebrates Her 25th Birthday With Leo

photo of bar refaeli at a basketball game laughing I can't believe this chick is only 25. I mean, I'm only 26 (27 on Sunday!), but she just seems so much more sophisticated and cultured than I, at the ripe-old age of 26, could ever imagine to be. It must be that whole dating-international-superstar-Leonardo-DiCaprio thing or that little fact that she probably makes more loot in one year than I have in my entire life. Who knows. She seems to be a cool chick, and she's amazing-looking to boot. This is one of those girls that you'd totally love to hate, but I just can't. The two celebrated Bar's birthday this past week a...

Kim Kardashian to Be the Latest Tomb Raider?

photo of reality tv star kim kardashian signing photographs A source at the Global Grinder spoke out earlier this week to acknowledge rumors that Kim Kardashian is the latest celebrity vying for the part of Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider series. The source states: "Kim is wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara, which would be shot in 3-D and aimed at a teen audience." Whoa. 3-D Kim Kardashian tits and booty? I'm not sure the world is quite ready for something as amazing as that ... it'd be like looking then sun in its face, or talking one-on-one with whoever your maker is. Retinas would be burned out by the sheer magnitude of such oste...

Bang or Bust: Hayden Panettiere

photo of Hayden Panettiere at the beach in a red bikini Hayden Panettiere was photographed frolicking on the beach yesterday -- without her Jack and the Beanstalk giant boyfriend, Wladimir Klitschko. And though he's not pictured in these latest photographs, I thought I'd do a "Bang or Bust" on those two, 'cause they're just so damned adorable together. It was like when Gary Coleman married Gummy McBallgag Shannon Price. Panettiere, who I'm kind of indifferent about in her wee existence, looks banging hot in her two-piece lifeguard-looking bikini and I think it's honestly a toss-up between her and her super-...

Aww, Look Who’s Still a Self-Entitled Little Turd.

photo of katherine heigl wearing brown dress and sweater Smile, baby! Word on the street is that Grey's Anatomy phenom Katherine Heigl is trying to spread the word that she should be nominated for an Emmy award due to her huge success on the medical-themed and mega star-power that, you know, follows her everywhere she goes. According to Entertainment Weekly, Heigl, herself, has really done just that: Though she sat out more than half of the season of Grey’s Anatomy, Katherine Heigl has submitted herself in the supporting actress category ...

In Other News …

Yup, Jessica Alba still looks like an uber-bitch. [Celebitchy] So, are Katy Perry's tits real or fake? I'm too distracted by looking at them to decide. [Celebslam] Ever hear of RJ Berger? No? Then I'm clearly not the only one. [popbytes] Oh, Marmaduke. You stopped being campy and fun in the newspaper back when I was in elementary school. The fuck are people making such a big fuss about you nowadays, anyway? Scooby run off with some ho?  [Pajiba] Of course Miley's not really a lesbian. She just plays on on TV. [Amy Grindhouse] Uh, WTF is this? (And the "W" means "who" in this case.) [CityRag] Tila Tequila "commits suicide." Or at least "tries." And yes, I'm being very sarcastic. [Pop on the Pop] The new Twilight trailer's been released. Y'know, if you're into that sort of thing. [Betty Confidential] Dude. This guy sounds an awful lot like what Chris Brown probably would, if he stopped doing stupid interviews and dropped the "I'm actually a good dude" front. [Zelda Lily] Is Lance Bass hooking up with Lorenzo Martone? [OMGBlog] Haha, Coolio has a really stupid tattoo. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Yup, Jessica Alba still looks like an uber-bitch. [Celebitchy] So, are Katy Perry's tits real or fake? I'm too distracted by looking at them to decide. [Celebslam] Ever hear of RJ Berger? No? Then I'm clearly not the only one. [popbytes] Oh, Marmaduke. You stopped being campy and fun in the newspaper back when I was in elementary school. The fuck are people making such a big fuss about you nowadays, anyway? Scooby run off with some ho?  [Pajiba] Of course Miley's not really a lesbian. She just plays on on TV. [A...

Anna Paquin: “My Bisexuality is Not a Publicity Stunt.”

photo of actress anna paquin in a black dress with boyfriend Remember Anna Paquin's piece for that "Give a Damn" LGBT awareness thing? Turns out it was legit. Not that I expected it not to be, but I guess a lot of people were giving her flak because they thought that her bisexuality was a fumbling grope for attention, so she spoke out recently to correct those dumb-assed haters: “I’m not someone who endlessly talks about her personal life for no reason but obviously, as someone who identifies as bisexual, those are issues I really care about — ...

Even in Death, Gary Coleman Still Has People Trying to Screw Him Over

recent photo of gary coleman sunning himself on a chair outdoors You know, some people have the luck of a small, short-lived fame actor. And Gary Colman, God rest his soul, is That Guy. According to sources at TMZ, there are "individuals" who claim to possess photos of the recently-deceased Coleman pre-plug pull and post-plug pull: TMZ has learned a series of photos of Gary Coleman in the hospital are being shopped around to the media — and in one of the photos … Gary is already dead. We’ve seen one of the photos and declined to even look at t...