Jimmy Dean. As in, you know, Jimmy Dean sausages -- he passed away last night (my birthday!) at his Virginia home. Dean was 81 years old.
According to Dean's wife, the two were having dinner in the living room and after leaving the room for a moment, she returned to find her husband unresponsive.
Dean was not only "Sausage King"; he had a myriad of talents including acting, singing and television commentating. He also created and starred in The Jimmy Dean show, which, ironically enou...
Yeah, another day, another Megan Fox story about how crazy and kooky she is, apparently. Fox sits with Interview magazine -- and what a crafty name, that -- and discusses (more) of her public foibles, her aversion to cooking (again) and has some pretty, uh, provocative photos taken with a mannequin that bears a striking resemblance to Fox herself. Other than the fake plastic trees tits, it's kind of hard to tell who's who. Frightening, actually, are the similarities.
Anyway. Here's s...
So, the supermodel-turned-Seal's-wife-turned-mom of four is taking off her clothes again: this time, for the German edition of GQ.
Klum strips down to her bareness for the July issue of GQ and reportedly impresses the photographers with her insane body contortions and, uh, almost-impossible flexibility. She looks great, and continues to look classy for days. The only negative comment I can bestow upon her, really, is the hair. ... I'm just not digging the bangs, Heidi. They do you no ...
According to an exclusive interview with Gary Coleman's parents, Price is off her rocker in trying to secure Coleman's remaining fortune, and looking to sink her antler-y teeth into his continued fame by pushing for the rights to license his image.
Color me disgusted and appalled. Just a hint? It's the color of Shannon Price's deteriorating gums. You know, that gross grey-pink and sometimes-orange funk. That color.
Gary's parents, and I quote, state:
"As far as the money goes, we would never have taken money from him," Sue s...
"Will you just have my baby, and let's just get it over?"
--Kid Rock to Sheryl Crow at this year's CMT Music Awards.
Girl. Kid Rock is, by far, one of music's hottest manly-man guys out there. He's hot in that "I'm repulsed by my attraction to you and that makes it all the more hotter" kind of way, and if you had any inkling about what great sex is, you'd better take him up on his offer.
'Cause, you know, unless he's gonna be a sperm donor (which would be a waste of such hot, hot forn...
'Cause John Goodman is in it, and it's totally the best he's looked in, well, ever.
I've always been pretty hardcore about Goodman. When I was younger, I was a big Roseanne fan, though my parents didn't want me watching it; they thought it was improper for a child of a young age, but faithfully, every week, both my mother and father tuned in at 9 PM after I was "put to bed." What they didn't know was that I'd always sneak out of bed and make my way to the open staircase we had in the h...
The franchise's fourth installment, Breaking Dawn will be split into two films; one will premiere in November 2011, while the second film's release date has yet to be announced.
Yeah, and for all of you who don't devour Stephanie Meyer's novels like they're chunks of sex-covered cheesecake on Blanche Devereaux's kitchen table, Breaking Dawn will feature "sex" scenes and "childbirth" scenes, but will somehow maintain to keep its PG-13 rating. I can only imagine how this one's going to go:
E...
But no. No one ever heeds my advice. And look what happens. The hottest man in the world ends up shagging a woman who wrecks a bunch of cars and walks away (literally), shrugging her shoulders.
Yep, January Jones, star of Mad Men and alleged girl-thing of my main squeeze, Adrien Brody, was involved in four-car smashup earlier last night. The LAPD stated that Jones hit three cars with her own Range Rover, causing substantial damages. After a witness called the accident in, Jones was reported to take off on foot, claiming that she ...
Whoa, Holly Madison, you're looking a little rough, huh? [Celebslam]
Oh, Heidi Montag's pregnant now, too? Gag me with an EPT. [popbytes]
Who's the best cock in television? It's not who you think. [Pajiba]
Kelly Osbourne has some seriously grey hair ... and she's talking about "divas" who use the gay community for their publicity. [Celebitchy]
Are you stoked for True Blood? We are. [Zelda Lily]
Yeah. Someone really spilled a drink on Lohan's ankle and that's what set her asshole bracelet off. Got it. [Allie is Wired]
This is ... really Jennifer Lopez? And not, you know, not Jennifer Lopez? [Amy Grindhouse]
She wears, she wears, she wears no pants. [Betty Confidential]
WTF is Lady Gaga wearing here? A box? Platform shoes? John Travolta from his Saturday Night Fever days? [OMGBlog]
Robert Pattinson on the set of "Water For Elephants." [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Whoa, Holly Madison, you're looking a little rough, huh? [Celebslam]
Oh, Heidi Montag's pregnant now, too? Gag me with an EPT. [popbytes]
Who's the best cock in television? It's not who you think. [Pajiba]
Kelly Osbourne has some seriously grey hair ... and she's talking about "divas" who use the gay community for their publicity. [Celebitchy]
Are you stoked for True Blood? We are. [Zelda Lily]
Yeah. Someone really spilled a drink on Lohan's ankle and that's what set her asshole brac...
Though, in my opinion, with no Ashton Kutcher in tow, (I heard he was grounded and couldn't leave the house 'til he lost fifteen pounds) the premiere kind of fell flat. You know, unlike Heigl's Aqua Net hair.
I'm not a Katherine Heigl fan, nor have I ever been, but I have to admit that she looks absolutely, positively stunning in all of these photos. Even the hair, which looks like it's been channeled from beyond the grave of the deceased Julia Sugarbaker, suits her well in these photo...
Star magazine seems to think so, but rumors have been churning through other media outlets, too. Star "exclusively" reports that Britney's former caretaker-assistant-cum-boyfriend has a wandering eye, with a meandering penis to match:
“Jason has been cheating on Britney with [actress] Jessica [Steindorff] from the beginning of their relationship,” said one insider. “He has deceived Britney with his lies for too long, and somebody needs to tell her the truth, even if it hurts. He was alway...
Jimmy Dean. As in, you know, Jimmy Dean sausages -- he passed away last night (my birthday!) at his Virginia home. Dean was 81 years old.
According to Dean's wife, the two were having dinner in the living room and after leaving the room for a moment, she returned to find her husband unresponsive.
Dean was not only "Sausage King"; he had a myriad of talents including acting, singing and television commentating. He also created and starred in The Jimmy Dean show, which, ironically enou...
Yeah, another day, another Megan Fox story about how crazy and kooky she is, apparently. Fox sits with Interview magazine -- and what a crafty name, that -- and discusses (more) of her public foibles, her aversion to cooking (again) and has some pretty, uh, provocative photos taken with a mannequin that bears a striking resemblance to Fox herself. Other than the fake plastic trees tits, it's kind of hard to tell who's who. Frightening, actually, are the similarities.
Anyway. Here's s...
So, the supermodel-turned-Seal's-wife-turned-mom of four is taking off her clothes again: this time, for the German edition of GQ.
Klum strips down to her bareness for the July issue of GQ and reportedly impresses the photographers with her insane body contortions and, uh, almost-impossible flexibility. She looks great, and continues to look classy for days. The only negative comment I can bestow upon her, really, is the hair. ... I'm just not digging the bangs, Heidi. They do you no ...
According to an exclusive interview with Gary Coleman's parents, Price is off her rocker in trying to secure Coleman's remaining fortune, and looking to sink her antler-y teeth into his continued fame by pushing for the rights to license his image.
Color me disgusted and appalled. Just a hint? It's the color of Shannon Price's deteriorating gums. You know, that gross grey-pink and sometimes-orange funk. That color.
Gary's parents, and I quote, state:
"As far as the money goes, we would never have taken money from him," Sue s...
"Will you just have my baby, and let's just get it over?"
--Kid Rock to Sheryl Crow at this year's CMT Music Awards.
Girl. Kid Rock is, by far, one of music's hottest manly-man guys out there. He's hot in that "I'm repulsed by my attraction to you and that makes it all the more hotter" kind of way, and if you had any inkling about what great sex is, you'd better take him up on his offer.
'Cause, you know, unless he's gonna be a sperm donor (which would be a waste of such hot, hot forn...
'Cause John Goodman is in it, and it's totally the best he's looked in, well, ever.
I've always been pretty hardcore about Goodman. When I was younger, I was a big Roseanne fan, though my parents didn't want me watching it; they thought it was improper for a child of a young age, but faithfully, every week, both my mother and father tuned in at 9 PM after I was "put to bed." What they didn't know was that I'd always sneak out of bed and make my way to the open staircase we had in the h...
The franchise's fourth installment, Breaking Dawn will be split into two films; one will premiere in November 2011, while the second film's release date has yet to be announced.
Yeah, and for all of you who don't devour Stephanie Meyer's novels like they're chunks of sex-covered cheesecake on Blanche Devereaux's kitchen table, Breaking Dawn will feature "sex" scenes and "childbirth" scenes, but will somehow maintain to keep its PG-13 rating. I can only imagine how this one's going to go:
E...
But no. No one ever heeds my advice. And look what happens. The hottest man in the world ends up shagging a woman who wrecks a bunch of cars and walks away (literally), shrugging her shoulders.
Yep, January Jones, star of Mad Men and alleged girl-thing of my main squeeze, Adrien Brody, was involved in four-car smashup earlier last night. The LAPD stated that Jones hit three cars with her own Range Rover, causing substantial damages. After a witness called the accident in, Jones was reported to take off on foot, claiming that she ...
If there's anything I can't stand more than poofy-haired, whiny, crooning "racist penis" John Mayer, it's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. So to give The Sitch any credit whatsoever really pains me in a way that I can't completely convey to you.
The two were photographed at last night's CMT Music Awards, The Situation looking like something you could wash your clothes on and oil a lawnmower with at the same time, and Mayer looks like he swallowed a small, bloated child. Whole.
Mayer was the...
Though, in my opinion, with no Ashton Kutcher in tow, (I heard he was grounded and couldn't leave the house 'til he lost fifteen pounds) the premiere kind of fell flat. You know, unlike Heigl's Aqua Net hair.
I'm not a Katherine Heigl fan, nor have I ever been, but I have to admit that she looks absolutely, positively stunning in all of these photos. Even the hair, which looks like it's been channeled from beyond the grave of the deceased Julia Sugarbaker, suits her well in these photo...
Star magazine seems to think so, but rumors have been churning through other media outlets, too. Star "exclusively" reports that Britney's former caretaker-assistant-cum-boyfriend has a wandering eye, with a meandering penis to match:
“Jason has been cheating on Britney with [actress] Jessica [Steindorff] from the beginning of their relationship,” said one insider. “He has deceived Britney with his lies for too long, and somebody needs to tell her the truth, even if it hurts. He was alway...