Harrison Ford married his long-term girlfriend Calista Flockhart yesterday in a ceremony at the Governor's Mansion in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Ford is currently shooting Cowboys and Aliens there. And the movie? Sounds ... just great.
When I was a little girl, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was just about my favorite movie ever. I wanted to marry "Indy." And due to recent events, I can definitely say, in retrospect, that my little girl-self would be rolling over in her pink Jem pajama...
Chris Klein is still fugly, and got arrested this morning for a DUI. Sweet. [Celebslam]
Am I the only one who's grossed out by Cristiano Ronaldo? Am I also the only one who doesn't have World Cup fever? [popbytes]
New Star Wars movie? Oh, dear Lord, pleasepleaseplease. [Pajiba]
Is Kate Middleton -- gasp -- pregnant?! [Celebitchy]
Perez Hilton is not-so sorry over the Miley upskirt shot, and with a face that looks like the undercooked backside of a ham, how the fuck could you tell anyway? [Amy Grindhouse]
Bisexual celebrities abound! [CityRag]
Sasquatch Kardashian -- uh, sorry, to clarify, I do mean "Khloe" -- dishes on why Lindsay Lohan wouldn't make a good Celebrity Apprentice. [Pop on the Pop]
What celebrity face would you put on a condom? [Zelda Lily]
Check out this summer's 10 Hottest Female Celebrity Beach Bodies -- they're smokin'. [Betty Confidential]
Betty White sex tape? Betty White topless? Christ on ice. [OMGBlog]
Did you happen to see Robert Pattinson on the Tonight Show? Nah, me either. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Chris Klein is still fugly, and got arrested this morning for a DUI. Sweet. [Celebslam]
Am I the only one who's grossed out by Cristiano Ronaldo? Am I also the only one who doesn't have World Cup fever? [popbytes]
New Star Wars movie? Oh, dear Lord, pleasepleaseplease. [Pajiba]
Is Kate Middleton -- gasp -- pregnant?! [Celebitchy]
Perez Hilton is not-so sorry over the Miley upskirt shot, and with a face that looks like the undercooked backside of a ham, how the fuck could you tell anyway? [Amy Grindhouse]
Bisexual celebrities abound! [CityRag]
Sasquatch Kar...
OK, well, no, she's not a "big, fat" hypocrite, but she's a hypocrite, nevertheless.
Hewitt speaks exclusively to People magazine and decries the media machine that perpetuates the idea that "thin is in." Kind of. Hewitt states that a woman should "love" the way she "looks," because it's all she's got -- in a manner of speaking:
"I just really worked on my mental part for a couple of weeks, got myself in a really good mindset," she says, adding that she was "bummed out" and "had to get ove...
Despite rumors that Amy's in rehab, she was spotted out with new boyfriend, Reg Traviss, leaving club Jazz After Dark in the SoHo district of London last night.
Jazz After Dark. Crafty little name, that. Makes me think of the original Beverly Hills 90210 with the After Dark. And the Peach Pit. And when Brian Austin Green wasn't wearing eyeliner and wasn't pussy-whipped by a girl who's supposedly much less talented than he could ever hope to be. Clearly, we're in some kind of bad B movie, here, with this Jazz After Dark business. I dig jazz. ...
I'm just so torn and confused. Ryan Seacrest, who's actually grown on me over the years, was photographed earlier in the week, sauntering wait, no, straight guys don't saunter walking along the beach with Dancing With the Stars Julianne Hough. The two look cozy, and Seacrest doesn't look all that pleased to be photographed, which is surprising, considering who he is and what he does for a living.
This isn't the first time the two have been linked -- they were said to have attended a "cozy" dinner a few months back where the two sh...
You know, I haven't eaten yet this morning. And while I was scouring the internet for stuff to talk to you guys about, I came across this photo of Tom Brady in attendance at a Celtics-Lakers game earlier in the week. Though I haven't put a thing in my mouth just yet, I threw up a little bit. In my mouth. I was going to make coffee; I just hadn't yet. And I'm thankful. Because there's nothing quite as bad as spitting up coffee-tinged bile on an empty stomach.
Anyway, Tom Bieber Brady ...
You got it. The Gary Coleman who's dead had signed paperwork stating that he was to take advantage of all of the options that would have prolonged his life, should he have some kind of possible-ex-wife-induced (or, you know, any other kind of) accident. But yet, ex-wife Shannon Price claims that she was "forced" into pulling the plug. Forced, chose to, hey. There's a fine line somewhere there, right? Ugh.
According to documents secured by TMZ, Gary's paperwork citing to utilize life-s...
Cameron speaks exclusively to InStyle magazine for their July issue and discusses everything from work, to love, to being a parent. Diaz, who is currently not a parent, claims that she doesn't want to have children. While her revelation isn't exactly world-shattering, since plenty of people consciously make the effort to not have children, she speaks rather lucidly -- and in a well-educated manner -- about her rationale behind avoiding biological children. Diaz states:
"Having children changes...
Lindsay Lohan, dare I say it, is looking good. I mean, you know, if you can look beyond the bleached hair that just isn't the right shade of blonde and the coked-out, shiny, red eyes. Oh, and are those cigarette burns on her stomach?
Lohan was photographed in the above picture (from the ankles up, naturally, but I'm willing to bet that her "stretch pants" have flared legs, and then I LOL for real) "working out" and learning some "boxing techniques." And by "working out" and "boxing tech...
Maybe. According to a recent nomination for "America's Best DJ," Jersey Shore's orange, shellacked, crappy music-spinning character, Pauly D could be crowned with the notoriety that comes along with being the greatest DJ in the land.
And I guess I'm not the only one kind of regurgitating breakfast (I did not have sausage and potatoes today) over it, because last year's winner, Z-Trip, has some less-than-lovely things to say about the little man's nomination, too:
Being last years winner,...
Yup, we covered this yesterday, but eyewitnesses now confirm that Kate and Matthew Bellamy have been spotted in public together, so you all know what that means: they're making sweet, sweet love.
According to People magazine eyewitnesses:
Hudson flew to Paris and attended a Muse concert. The next day, "the pair were seen strolling through the Place Vendome, a square in the center of Paris. 'They seemed very much a couple,' a witness tells PEOPLE. 'Just walking together, enjoying the sunshine....