Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kate “Maneater” Hudson Tried for Radiohead’s Thom Yorke Before Settling For Matthew Bellamy

photo of thom yorke, frontman of radiohead, performing at coachella I'm sure that's just done wonders for Matt's ego. You know, not only being runner-up to the epic Thom Yorke (and really, who isn't?), but being second in line to, uh, "woo" Kate Hudson. According to Us Weekly, Hudson tried to cozy up to the amazingly talented (and yes I'm going to shamelessly gush about him -- saw Radiohead in Boston a few years ago, and from what I can remember, they were fucking amazing) Yorke, but received nothing but indifferent snubs from the talented (and clearly smart)...

Amber Rose: Kanye Saved Me

photo of kanye west and girlfriend, amber rose for louis vuitton photoshoot " ... from ever having to clothes-shop at Walmart ever, ever again." No, that's not what she really said, but in essence ... yeah, it was: "Honestly, Kanye saved my life, and I don’t even think about what I would have been; I just think about what I’m going to be…I don’t look at myself as a celebrity. I’m just a dope chick from South Philly! I mean, it’s crazy when fans come up to me and cry and just want a hug from me. It bugs me out! But it’s really cool." Yeah, Amber.  Really, uh, ...

Chris Klein Goes to “Band Camp”

photo of actor chris klein making a "kissy" face And by "band camp," I mean "rehab," naturally. After recent events involving Klein and his (second) DUI, reps for the actor state that he is, indeed, headed to rehab to control his monsters: "After recent events, Chris was forced to take a clear look at a problem he has been trying to deal with himself for years. He understands now that he can not beat this disease alone. He thanks everyone for their support as he takes all the necessary steps to deal with his addiction and asks for privacy while doing so." Well, go...

Yikes … She Really Can’t Be Tamed

Did you guys see Miley's performance on last night's MMV Awards in Canada? No, I didn't either, but I did check out a couple of recaps early this morning. And my favorite, by far, was Miley throwing caution to the wind and exposing her own vagina (is it still child pornography, Perez, if the "child" in question wears articles -- or rather, non-articles -- of clothing for the purpose of intentionally exposing genitals?). Let's do some math. Vulva measurement across: 2.3 inches. Fabric measurement for cos...

In Other News …

Mischa Barton's car was towed again ... and this time, she wasn't passed out in the backseat with Cheetos and joints scattered everywhere. [Celebslam] Is anyone else completely fucking sicked out by Shauna Sand's appearance aside from me? I mean, come on. I'm all for flaunting prettiness and what not, but this woman looks like a bag of smashed assholes. [popbytes] Is Bradley Cooper's career over? Moreover, does Renee have anything to do with it? IDGAF. He's still hot. [Pajiba] Did Megan Fox get implants, too? [Celebitchy] A Biggest Loser finalist claims that the show gave her an eating disorder. [Zelda Lily] Katy Perry bans straight men from the filming of her latest video. Um ... why? I thought the uber-conservative religious didn't like gays. I'm confused. [Allie is Wired] Holy crap, Miley Cyrus appears in public without her weave! What, did Billy Ray run out of TP or something? [Amy Grindhouse] I guess I'm not the only one who thinks Tom Brady's new hair is totally ghey. [Betty Confidential] James Franco ... is he or isn't he? [OMGBlog] Warren Beatty's daughter wants a sex change, and her parents are freaking out about it. Great. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Mischa Barton's car was towed again ... and this time, she wasn't passed out in the backseat with Cheetos and joints scattered everywhere. [Celebslam] Is anyone else completely fucking sicked out by Shauna Sand's appearance aside from me? I mean, come on. I'm all for flaunting prettiness and what not, but this woman looks like a bag of smashed assholes. [popbytes] Is Bradley Cooper's career over? Moreover, does Renee have anything to do with it? IDGAF. He's still hot. [Pajiba] Did Megan Fox get implants, too? [Celebitchy] A Biggest Loser fin...

Cookie Monster: Snooki’s Latest Diet

So, Snooki, at 4'9", claims that she weighs 110 pounds. Now, I'll be honest: I'm not a good estimator when it comes to height-weight ratios, but I think that sounds pretty accurate for someone of her stature. She's not a tiny, skinny-scrawny little thing, and because she's as short as she is, it shows. And ... because of that, Snookers claims that she's going to try out the Cookie Diet in an effort to lose those extra ten pounds that she claimed arrived around the time Jersey Shore initially debuted. Snooki speaks exclusively to Us Magazine and states that she's really serious about cleaning up her figure:
“I used to be fit,” she tells UsMagazine.com. “Now I look at myself, and I’m like, What the hell happened? ... I would like be back to 100 lbs; I’m 110 right now.”
Cookie diet? Snooki diet? There's a lot of fun things you can do with this, but I'm just too jaded by the Shore kids to even dream anything that glaringly good up. Good luck with the cookies, Snooki. Maybe if you lay off the heavy cream-based drinks and margaritas, or took your castmates' weight loss suggestions, you wouldn't have to resort to the, um, revered cookie diet. /> So, Snooki, at 4'9", claims that she weighs 110 pounds. Now, I'll be honest: I'm not a good estimator when it comes to height-weight ratios, but I think that sounds pretty accurate for someone of her stature. She's not a tiny, skinny-scrawny little thing, and because she's as short as she is, it shows. And ... because of that, Snookers claims that she's going to try out the Cookie Diet in an effort to lose those extra ten pounds that she claimed arrived around the time Jersey Shore initia...

Miley Cyrus Guest Stars on Good Morning America, Performs With Bret Michaels

The girl's growing on me. Honest. But I'm still going to rip the performance. I was far, far more stoked to see Michaels perform (again!) than I ever could be for a Miley performance. Not to mention, and yeah, I know it's a live show, but she was wicked flat throughout a lot of the song. But yet, this song made the final cut to her latest album, Can't Be Tamed. Who knows. Miley also interviewed this morning on GMA, and discussed various topics including her coming-of-age-ness and her fans: ...

Gwyneth Paltrow is Still Pretentious, Still an Asshat

photo of gwyneth paltrow laying in the sun According to her latest newsletter on GOOP, Paltrow admits that her anti-sun forever-and-ever tactics have caught up with her. Paltrow, who's been notoriously pale for a few years, now, has repeatedly vowed to stay out of the sun completely, since the sun's UV rays can cause lines, wrinkles, premature aging ... oh, and yeah, skin cancer, too. However, because of her desire to avoid the sun, she was recently diagnosed with a condition related to poor Vitamin D intake. Unsurprisingly, the su...

Bang or Bust: Ugly Betty and Her New Fiancé

photo of ugly betty's america ferrara and fiance ryan piers williams Remember America Ferrara? You know, that actress best known for her role on Ugly Betty? Yup, well, she got engaged earlier this week to her long-term boyfriend, Ryan Piers Williams. Is he British? With a name like 'Ryan Piers Williams,' he's got to be British. And is everyone getting married off or engaged these days? Summer of Death 2010 is turning into Summer of Love or whatever. Anyway, Ferrara looks absolutely amazing in these photos. Like, really great. This is one woman that ...

The Fez Speaks Out in Support of Lindsay

photo of former couple wilmer valderrama and lindsay lohan And no, I'm not talking about Steely Dan, one of the best bands in existence, either. Lohan's ex-boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama (best known as 'Fez') is head-on tackling the issue at hand of his former girlfriend's substance abuse problem and consistent brushes with the law. Valderrama spoke recently to Us Magazine and voiced his concern that no one seems to be helping Lohan, and that someone's gotta step up to the plate: "It [Lindsay's behavior] troubles me. There's nothing anyone can say...

Tori Spelling is Skinny, Paranoid, and Now Communicating With the Dead

photo of tori spelling wearing bad makeup on a pink backdrop Right from the horse's mouth (no [laughs] pun intended), Tori Spelling confirms that she's nuttier than squirrel poo. Spelling states that she recently visited with famed dead-person contacter John Edward to see if there was a way for her to contact her deceased father, Aaron Spelling. However, instead of meeting up with good old dad, Tori claims that another person "came through" instead: Farrah Fawcett, who, if you remember, died on Michael Jackson's death day almost a year ago (um, and ca...

Hey, Guess Who’s Engaged Again?

photo of couple megan fox and brian austin green leaving hawaii together Aah ... Publicity stunts love is in the air. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green! Totally, um, surprising. The couple, who've been together since 2004 (off-and-on), have decided to re-engage themselves in what's probably just a publicity push for Fox's newest, box-office poison Jonah Hex. Green was said to have re-proposed to Fox on a beach in Hawaii earlier this week, and it definitely fits the persona that Fox pegs herself to be accustomed to -- someone begging and pleading for her to accommodate th...
Copyright © 2007-2020 Evil Beet Gossip AACG, LLC.