Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Chick That Beet Wants to Beat is Going Naked For TV

photo of actress emmy rossum singing wearing a checked shirt and jeans at an event in boston, massachusetts Emmy Rossum, better known as the girl who stole Adam Duritz away from our very own Evil Beet, is starring in a new, up-and-coming Showtime series called Shameless. Rossum, who I most vividly remember from The Day After Tomorrow -- since, you know, it's on the goddamned television every three days like clockwork -- was most recently linked to Counting Crows frontman, Adam Duritz, and claims that she wants to get into the "artsy" side of acting. Read: her movies have pretty much bombed (wit...

Oh, Jess.

photo of jessica simpson walking in an airport, not looking so good Jessica Simpson was photographed earlier in the week at LAX looking rather harried. And unhappy. And bloated. She's even got the heavy Britney eyelids going on. What's the deal, Jess? Too many margaritas with your frenny-fren, Ken? Did you catch Tony in bed with John Mayer? Ashlee eat the last jelly-filled doughnut again? What, then, girl? [gallery]...

Quotables

photo of actress scarlett johansson holding her tony award "I pounded the pavement for years and I know what it's like to struggle as an actor. A lot of it is luck and, certainly, a lot of it is opportunity -- and the lack of that. So, I totally understand the frustration there ... A lot of my friends who are struggling actors are going through the same thing. But, I can't apologize for it. I have worked my ass off to get to where I am so I understand that struggle. For me, it's more about hiring the right person for the job. If somebody is cast because...

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Do A(nother) Interview

photo of kristen stewart and robert pattinson twilight This time, with magazine Entertainment Weekly: Do you feel more at peace about being in the spotlight these days? KS: I just feel more comfortable, more myself, and I feel less bare. I feel much more like nobody can take anything from me. Before, I felt literally like my chest was cracked open and people could just reach in and examine and pick at anything they wanted, and it just freaked me right out. EW: You got a lot of criticism recently for comparing the intrusiveness of the paparazzi to rape. The comment ...

Lady Gaga Trips and Falls Because She Dresses Like an Idiot

photo of lady gaga walking in heathrow airport dressed in black leather costume I know, with just the headline on this story, that I've probably offended more of you than I ever have in my history of writing for Evil Beet, since a lot of you consider Lady Gaga to be a modern-day demigoddess, but you know what? You just need to face the cold, hard truth, and I will not sugar-coat it for you. Lady Gaga, though innovative to a certain extent, dresses like an asshole. I get the whole "I'm freakishly unique!" thing for onstage performances and what not, but come on. To ...

Sandra Bullock is America’s Next Greatest Musician

Sandra Bullock made a surprise appearance at the Nashville Rising benefit last night and brought along a friend -- her guitar. Check out the video to see America's Sweetheart and her long-legged guitar-pickin' skills. Sorry about the quality of video, and all of the screechy 'woo!'s, but if you can find a better video, hey. Good for you. [gallery] /> Sandra Bullock made a surprise appearance at the Nashville Rising benefit last night and brought along a friend -- her guitar. Check out the video to see America's Sweetheart and her long-legged guitar-pickin' skills. Sorry about the quality of video, and all of the screechy 'woo!'s, but if you can find a better video, hey. Good for you. [gallery]...

Jennifer Garner Isn’t Carrying the Spawn of Ben Affleck

photo of actress jennifer garner wearing a white tank top and shopping at an organic farmer's market Though speculation about Garner's womb has been frothing and churning lately, Garner's rep states, "Jennifer is absolutely not pregnant." And I really love the vehemence in her statement that there is absolutely no way, no way whatsoever, that Garner is continuing to tie herself to douchebag husband, Ben Affleck, any more than she needs to at this point. Is he even living in the family home anymore, or has Jen deported his rumored-cheating, definitely-alcohol consuming ass to the streets...

Taylor Momsen’s Been Doing the Band Thing Since Before Birth

black and white photo of musician/actress taylor momsen wearing black leather and looking a lot like courtney love And you'd just have to be rockin' out in utero to be this cool, this soon. She's sixteen years old, but she's been putting the perfect band element "for years." Excuse me while I go ralph. And yeah. I said "ralph." Momsen spoke to Ten Gossip earlier this week about what makes a rock-goddess maven tick, and claims that the work she's put into making her band epic is what drives her to succeed: On who she would chose dead or alive to have dinner with: "John Lennon." On if she coul...

Love It Or Leave It: Katie Holmes’ Breast-High Jeans

Diving head first into a retro 70's attire this afternoon, actress Katie Holmes makes sure to carefully watch her step, as not to trip in her high heels and flared jeans while exiting Brazil Brazil Restaurant in New York, New York on June 21, 2010. Fame Pictures, Inc OK, they're not tits-up, of course, but the waistline is pretty up there, huh? Granted, they're not nearly as bad as Mischa Barton's lumpy plaintain pants, so I grudgingly admit that I really can't needle her too much over them. Holmes was photographed yesterday, out and about in NYC, and I'll be honest with you -- though she'll probably receive a lot of criticism for her choice in pants, I'm actually kind of digging them, and I think she looks pretty great. See, I just can't rock pants like th...

Did Katy Perry Get a Boo-Boo?

photo of katy perry's twitter account where she claims she was injured Yeah, you read that right: "boo-boo." Though I do admit that I wanted to type "boob-boob," since Katy Perry and the word "boob" go together better than Doritos and milk, but you know. You just gotta love that word association thing. Anyway, it sounds like Katy sustained some kind of injury while dancing at this past weekend's MMVAs, and she had to go and get stitches for whatever happened. Like, seventeen of them. I hope they're not on her face. Or worse, her boob. Could you imagine? ...

Helen Mirren Goes Topless For New York Magazine

photo of helen mirren naked in a bathtub I love Helen Mirren. And I know that she's got a massive movie repertoire of fabulous roles and big-name productions, but you know what I remember her most for? Her best performance, in my opinion, to date? Teaching Mrs. Tingle. Remember that movie? Where Joey Potter Katie Holmes, the good girl, loses her V-card to that creepy close-eyed guy from whatever wholesome show used to be on, 7th Heaven or whatever, and they take the bitch teacher, Mrs. Tingle, hostage in her own home? Crazy movie. ...