My first reaction was, "Oh, no! She looks like Shirley Manson!" Then I thought, "No, no ... Now I remember. Shirley's cute. Heaven forgive me for confusing her with Avril." Then it came to me: "She looks like that girl I used to sit behind in Calc Analysis who thought that not washing her hair and exposing four inches of greasy root was the 'in' thing to do."
But then I just got confused. I like Kristen Stewart. And I can't really pin the insult on the donkey this time, because I'm not ...
I'll let you draw conclusions as to who's who in this scenario, since you all probably have some pretty hardcore opinions on the vanity of both Megan Fox and now-husband, Brian Austin Green. But yeah. Megan Fox and long-term boyfriend, Brian Austin Green -- or "Bag," as he's known in my circle of friends -- were married "late last week," according to sources.
The couple tied the knot on Hawaii's Big Island, where there was said to be only six other people in attendance, which is mildly uns...
I think this is the longest I've seen Victoria Beckham's hair since she was officially Posh Spice and rocked those ugly-assed platform sneakers that were soooo popular in the late nineties. I count myself smug that I never got into those horrific shoes, and still laugh at those who did. (Uh, sorry, Mom.)
Victoria, who's had pretty short hair for the past few years, takes a hold of her look and gets some long extensions put in to change it up. But you know what? Though I like her eithe...
Ah, marriage. Quite a step up from her former American Pie castmate boyfriend, Chris Klein. Some marry, others go on benders and then go to rehab. Good on you, girl.
Mena married her long-term boyfriend, music producer Simon Sestito, in Vatican City this past Saturday. Suvari was previously married to Robert Brinkmann, who was 17 years older than the star. According to Mena's Twitter, she announced her recent trip to Rome, where the ceremony took place:
Well, Lovers, here we go!!! L...
The "Can't Miss Kid," Jennifer Capriati, was rushed to a hospital in Florida this morning for what was said to be a drug overdose.
Capriati, though excellent on the tennis court, has had a long history of what some would consider "bad behavior." At a young age, Jennifer was caught shoplifting, and subsequently admitted to drug abuse, eating disorders and thoughts of suicide. Capriati discussed her binge-eating and starvation, claiming that she did, indeed, want to kill herself at a poin...
No, no, he doesn't. I'm just kidding. But it's nice to pretend, isn't it?
Brown was filmed at last night's BET awards, dancing and singing a tribute to the late Michael Jackson. At the 4:30 mark in the video, you can see Brown sobbing like there's no tomorrow. And prior to that, he danced like there's no tomorrow. And in either case, I've got Paula Abdul on my mind now, so, thanks. />
No, no, he doesn't. I'm just kidding. But it's nice to pretend, isn't it?
Brown was filmed at last night's BET awards, dancing and singing a tribute to the late Michael Jackson. At the 4:30 mark in the video, you can see Brown sobbing like there's no tomorrow. And prior to that, he danced like there's no tomorrow. And in either case, I've got Paula Abdul on my mind now, so, thanks....
Ellen Pompeo is much, much hotter than I ever thought. [Celebslam]
Courtney Love is TwitPic crazy. Or just a twit. [popbytes]
Wow. I haven't seen this guy since Red Eye. [Pajiba]
Mel Gibson hits Oksana, Oksana hits child. Makes sense, right? [Celebitchy]
Aww! Amy Winehouse gets some good press! [Zelda Lily]
Alicia Keys is going to be the ultimate MILF, right? Queen Milf, if you will. [Allie is Wired]
Rihanna and Matt Kemp check out new iPhones. Wonder if Kemp punched his way to the front of the line ... oh, wait. Wrong celebrity and wrong boyfriend. My bad. [Amy Grindhouse]
Miley's boyfriend is jealous. That, and I'm apparently Santa Claus. [Betty Confidential]
The Scissor Sisters do Kylie Minogue. [OMGBlog]
I can't stand The Bachelorette. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Ellen Pompeo is much, much hotter than I ever thought. [Celebslam]
Courtney Love is TwitPic crazy. Or just a twit. [popbytes]
Wow. I haven't seen this guy since Red Eye. [Pajiba]
Mel Gibson hits Oksana, Oksana hits child. Makes sense, right? [Celebitchy]
Aww! Amy Winehouse gets some good press! [Zelda Lily]
Alicia Keys is going to be the ultimate MILF, right? Queen Milf, if you will. [Allie is Wired]
Rihanna and Matt Kemp check out new iPhones. Wonder if Kemp punched his...
Move the fuck over, Kim Kardashian ... A new raven-haired exotic is on her way up. [Celebslam]
Kate Gosselin is disgusting. And so is her plastic surgeon, er, I'm sorry, "aesthetician." [popbytes]
Check out the Grown Ups review. I think it looks pretty funny. [Pajiba]
Fergie going to quit the Black Eyed Peas 'cause Will.i.am is a diva bitch. [Celebitchy]
Miley Cyrus thinks crotch-shots are OK. [Amy Grindhouse]
If Justin Bieber's mother poses for Playboy, I'm probably going to kill myself. I'm just sayin'. [Betty Confidential]
Aww, Kesha has cute nipples! Now I want to go and strangle cuddle a puppy. [Cityrag]
Alicia Keys has the most adorable baby bump in history. [Pop on the Pop]
Northern Exposure's Janine Turner (... do you even remember that show?) goes all political on our asses. Fuck it. She's still hot. [Zelda Lily]
The Scissor Sisters are officially back. [OMGBlog]
Please, please don't tell me that Britney's getting back together with Adnan Ghalib. I haven't even had dinner yet. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Move the fuck over, Kim Kardashian ... A new raven-haired exotic is on her way up. [Celebslam]
Kate Gosselin is disgusting. And so is her plastic surgeon, er, I'm sorry, "aesthetician." [popbytes]
Check out the Grown Ups review. I think it looks pretty funny. [Pajiba]
Fergie going to quit the Black Eyed Peas 'cause Will.i.am is a diva bitch. [Celebitchy]
Miley Cyrus thinks crotch-shots are OK. [Amy Grindhouse]
If Justin Bieber's mother poses for Playboy, I'm probably going to kill myself. I'm just sayin'. [Betty Confidentia...
Not that I'd normally want to give any (more) free press to he-who-is-known-by-moniker "hamface," but I read a rather interesting piece on his site late last night about an unspoken play between Clay Aiken and Hilton himself to take Simon Cowell's spot on American Idol.
So, before I ask you the question that'll turn your stomachs, I need to know: who would you rather see as a judge on Idol, Aiken or Hilton? I'm going to have to go with Perez, you see. I think it'd make for pretty good ente...
No stranger to drunken escapades often resulting in quasi-trouble, 24 star Kiefer Sutherland was again reprimanded for stripping at a New York City bar and trying to abscond with framed photos adorning its walls.
From Life & Style magazine:
"Kiefer got so drunk, he took off his shirt and tried to take the pictures off the wall at the bar. He eventually calmed down and was not asked to leave the hotel."
Kiefer and I have recently gained kinship with one another -- in light of 24's serie...
It all went down last night in LA -- the holy hotness trinity of Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner (which, really, I don't see the appeal there) were photographed for the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
In what was imagined to cause complete and utter fanpandemonium, the latest, and supposedly greatest, installment of the Twilight franchise was debuted last night, and stars like Jennie Garth, the Kardashians, and Jennifer Love Hewitt came out to play.
Oh, when you ...
"Evan Chandler, the father of Michael's first accuser, recently committed suicide. Though I can't comment on why, I want to believe his conscience finally caught up with him and he was not able to live with himself after destroying an innocent person's career and breaking his spirit."
Katherine Jackson in an exclusive excerpt from unreleased book, Never Can Say Goodbye, on son Michael Jackson's child molestation accuser.
Jackson's one-year death anniversary is today. RIP, MJ. We had...
My first reaction was, "Oh, no! She looks like Shirley Manson!" Then I thought, "No, no ... Now I remember. Shirley's cute. Heaven forgive me for confusing her with Avril." Then it came to me: "She looks like that girl I used to sit behind in Calc Analysis who thought that not washing her hair and exposing four inches of greasy root was the 'in' thing to do."
But then I just got confused. I like Kristen Stewart. And I can't really pin the insult on the donkey this time, because I'm not ...
I'll let you draw conclusions as to who's who in this scenario, since you all probably have some pretty hardcore opinions on the vanity of both Megan Fox and now-husband, Brian Austin Green. But yeah. Megan Fox and long-term boyfriend, Brian Austin Green -- or "Bag," as he's known in my circle of friends -- were married "late last week," according to sources.
The couple tied the knot on Hawaii's Big Island, where there was said to be only six other people in attendance, which is mildly uns...
I think this is the longest I've seen Victoria Beckham's hair since she was officially Posh Spice and rocked those ugly-assed platform sneakers that were soooo popular in the late nineties. I count myself smug that I never got into those horrific shoes, and still laugh at those who did. (Uh, sorry, Mom.)
Victoria, who's had pretty short hair for the past few years, takes a hold of her look and gets some long extensions put in to change it up. But you know what? Though I like her eithe...
Ah, marriage. Quite a step up from her former American Pie castmate boyfriend, Chris Klein. Some marry, others go on benders and then go to rehab. Good on you, girl.
Mena married her long-term boyfriend, music producer Simon Sestito, in Vatican City this past Saturday. Suvari was previously married to Robert Brinkmann, who was 17 years older than the star. According to Mena's Twitter, she announced her recent trip to Rome, where the ceremony took place:
Well, Lovers, here we go!!! L...
The "Can't Miss Kid," Jennifer Capriati, was rushed to a hospital in Florida this morning for what was said to be a drug overdose.
Capriati, though excellent on the tennis court, has had a long history of what some would consider "bad behavior." At a young age, Jennifer was caught shoplifting, and subsequently admitted to drug abuse, eating disorders and thoughts of suicide. Capriati discussed her binge-eating and starvation, claiming that she did, indeed, want to kill herself at a poin...
Not that I'd normally want to give any (more) free press to he-who-is-known-by-moniker "hamface," but I read a rather interesting piece on his site late last night about an unspoken play between Clay Aiken and Hilton himself to take Simon Cowell's spot on American Idol.
So, before I ask you the question that'll turn your stomachs, I need to know: who would you rather see as a judge on Idol, Aiken or Hilton? I'm going to have to go with Perez, you see. I think it'd make for pretty good ente...
No stranger to drunken escapades often resulting in quasi-trouble, 24 star Kiefer Sutherland was again reprimanded for stripping at a New York City bar and trying to abscond with framed photos adorning its walls.
From Life & Style magazine:
"Kiefer got so drunk, he took off his shirt and tried to take the pictures off the wall at the bar. He eventually calmed down and was not asked to leave the hotel."
Kiefer and I have recently gained kinship with one another -- in light of 24's serie...
It all went down last night in LA -- the holy hotness trinity of Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner (which, really, I don't see the appeal there) were photographed for the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
In what was imagined to cause complete and utter fanpandemonium, the latest, and supposedly greatest, installment of the Twilight franchise was debuted last night, and stars like Jennie Garth, the Kardashians, and Jennifer Love Hewitt came out to play.
Oh, when you ...
"Evan Chandler, the father of Michael's first accuser, recently committed suicide. Though I can't comment on why, I want to believe his conscience finally caught up with him and he was not able to live with himself after destroying an innocent person's career and breaking his spirit."
Katherine Jackson in an exclusive excerpt from unreleased book, Never Can Say Goodbye, on son Michael Jackson's child molestation accuser.
Jackson's one-year death anniversary is today. RIP, MJ. We had...