Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Who’d Want to Leave Frasier?

photo of kelsey grammer and wife camille donatacci at the tony awards Frasier was one of the best sitcoms of all time -- and if you don't agree with me? Well, then. I'm just going to have to disagree with you. How 'bout them apples? The beloved show isn't the only thing actor Kelsey Grammer's lost over the past decade; his wife of almost thirteen years (uh, not Lilith) Camille Donatacci, has filed for divorce. What the hell could Grammer have done to warrant such fuckery? Kept shop with too many bottles of Beaujolais? Spent a small fortune on high-priced ...

In Other News …

Oh, John Mayer. Are you ever going to realize that you're just. not. funny? [Celebslam] Jason Bateman's still talking about his iPhone debacle, because it's his only claim to fame as of late. [popbytes] OMFG, I just pissed myself: Stephen King's It and Pet Sematary are gonna be remade. [Dies] [Pajiba] M. Night Shyamalan should stick to his creepy movies, 'cause I just fucking knew Airbender was going to suck big alien balls. [Celebitchy] Khloe Kardashian's married to the Candyman. Remember that creepy fucker? [Amy Grindhouse] What's up with the fascination of Justin Bieber ... farting? [CityRag] Ha! This is the chick that's bringing bang allegations against Al "Save the Planet" Gore? [Pop on the Pop] Lots of rape and assault in this week's True Blood. Is it getting kind of old for you, too? [Zelda Lily] LOL -- Liza Minelli has a fashion line. Who's next, Lady Gaga? [OMGBlog] The most expensive celebrity divorce ever: Elin Nordegren v. Tiger Woods. You go, girl. [Celebrity Smack Blog] Megan Fox wants to "bring back" the corset. Excuse me while I go snort myself into oblivion. [Betty Confidential] />Oh, John Mayer. Are you ever going to realize that you're just. not. funny? [Celebslam] Jason Bateman's still talking about his iPhone debacle, because it's his only claim to fame as of late. [popbytes] OMFG, I just pissed myself: Stephen King's It and Pet Sematary are gonna be remade. [Dies] [Pajiba] M. Night Shyamalan should stick to his creepy movies, 'cause I just fucking knew Airbender was going to suck big alien balls. [Celebitchy] Khloe Kardashian's married to the Candy...

OK, Chris Brown Should Just Go to Hell Already.

photo of chris brown performing michael jackson tribute at bet awards Remember I posted Chris Brown's "heart-warming performance" earlier in the week, where he performed a Michael Jackson tribute at the BET awards? Yes, this very video. Well, some of you readers thought that he was crying big old crocodile tears in order to appear sympathetic to the viewers -- and his former fans -- and you know what? Looks like you bitches were right. An exclusive source spoke to Us Magazine and told a reporter that the singer with the most violent tendencies put eye drop...

Yeah. This Guy’s Not a Pedophile Waiting to Happen, Right?

photo of ferris bueller and beetlejuice actor, jeffrey jones Remember this guy? Jeffrey Jones?  The dad in Beetlejuice and the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Turns out he's a gross child pornography peddler. I didn't know that. And yup -- cue the bored commenters who are going to say, "jeez sarah your [sic] a celebrity bloger [sic] and you dont [sic] know that this guys [sic] a prevert [sic]? you shuld [sic] just quit already. i hate u." Go for it. Have at it. And ... begin. Whatever. Anyway, yeah, Jones had a little accident a few years...

Quotables

picture of curvy christina hendricks, wearing a blue dress that isn't quite holding her boobs in "Back when I was modeling, the first time I went to Italy I was having cappuccinos every day, and I gained 15 pounds. And I felt gorgeous! I would take my clothes off in front of the mirror and be like, 'Oh, I look like a woman.' And I felt beautiful, and I never tried to lose it, ’cause I loved it." Mad Men's Christina Hendricks on how her body makes her feel like a woman. Ladies and gentlemen, there is no disputing the fact that Christina Hendricks is, by far, one of the most beautiful w...

I Sincerely Hope That This Story Has Not a Grain of Truth To It

picture of britney spears and her sons at a candie's red carpet event You know, being a celebrity gossip blogger, you have to have a certain vitriol running through your veins. You can't harbor any discrimination when it comes to making fun of the good, the bad, and the ugly of celebrity. There's no one off limits. A lot of times, I'll come across a great story that I know I just have to write up, and I rub my hands together and cackle with glee over the misfortune (or how I could spin a non-misfortune) of another, much "luckier" person. However, thi...

Hey, Guess Who’s Apparently Not Forty

photo of mike the situation sorrentino with his shirt up again celebrating his birthday Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. I guess stranger things have happened, huh? Last night, The Situation celebrated his 28th birthday (which is not until next week -- July 5th, make sure to mark your calendars, guido-lovers and guidette-lovers alike) at a club in New York City. The party was chock-full of tanned girls, greasy, shaved abs and came complete with a cake in the mold of a gross torso. Mmm, crème de la chest cavity. Delish. The goob took his natural stance and signed augmen...

Larry King’s Marriage Surprisingly Outlasted His Show This Time

photo of larry king After twenty-five years on air, Larry King Live wraps up its last season this year. The show finishes this year's season in the fall. Larry King, who is an icon in his own right, has never shied away from controversial topics or outlandish guest interviews (uh, remember Charles Manson?), and it's going to be hard to replace the timeslot held by King for the past two and-a-half decades. Wonder who's up next on the roster ... Sarah Palin, maybe? Nope. America's Got Talent judge, Piers...

Britney Has Gas

photo of britney spears pumping gas "Has gas," "gets gas," what's the difference. Potato, potahto. Either way, the latest photos captured of the fallen-from-angelic-grace pop star look pretty great. Britney was photographed earlier in the week, gassing up her V8 monster with off-again, on-again boyfriend Jason Trawick. Brit wore this pink dress (I think I have the same one in coral), and her smile looked pretty genuine. You look alright, Brit. I'm still not going to go to Kohl's (... where?) in order to buy your crap...

Love It Or Leave It: Peaches Geldof’s Grunge-Rock Look

photo of a grungy-looking peaches geldof, daughter of rocker bob geldof Ew, Peaches Geldof, go back to the early nineties and put your outfit (and hair) out of its misery. Gross. Geldof, who was apparently cleaning up for her new boyfriend, Eli Roth, and trying to shed the bad publicity of her nasty, nasty drugged-out photo shoot with a red head pee-the-bed ex-boyfriend has come full circle. She was looking pretty normal -- and not all that bad! -- for awhile, but the facade of cleanliness, much like the beginning stages of a new, exciting relationship, wears off eventually....

The Britney Spears Clothing Line

photo of britney spears who is not looking so good And, no, I'm not talking about what down-home Lady Spears uses to hang dry her just-washed underoos so they flap in the breeze and get that outdoor deep fryer smell, either. Britney just wrapped up the process of designing her own clothing line -- marketed through Candie's -- which will be sold at Kohl's stores nationwide starting July 1st, and she claims that all of the pieces for her line have been hand-selected and designed by the very own Brit herself: "I wanted to design clothes that...

Jennifer Capriati’s Ex-Boyfriend Speaks Out About OD

picture of tennis star jennifer capriati carrying a big white purse I'm not sure what's more shocking: that Jennifer Capriati's latest ex-boyfriend is a porn star, or that there's actually a male porn star floating around out there by the name of "Dale DaBone." Oh, yeah, or that a tennis superstar actually considered dating a person with the last name of "DaBone." Or the first name of "Dale." Appalled all over the place. Anyway, DaBone (oh, Christ) spoke to TMZ, stating that he had ideas as to why Capriati overdosed and ended up in the hospital. DaBone clai...