Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Love It Or Leave It: Jared Leto’s New Hair

Well, I know that you guys have some pretty strong reactions to the Leto, so I'm going to tread lightly on this one. Ha. Haha. Right. I think Leto's hair is completely ridiculous. From the poor bleach job that resulted in that cheap-looking orange that people with a lack of good taste -- or patience -- is common in, to the way that blonde completely washes out his decidedly attractive face, to the "give me a break" mohawk. It's bad, bad all over. Though I'm sure some of you are going to love it -- and probably the same ones who love his band, 30 Seconds to Mars, a band that I still haven't familiarized myself with. Thoughts? Do any of you love this look? />Well, I know that you guys have some pretty strong reactions to the Leto, so I'm going to tread lightly on this one. Ha. Haha. Right. I think Leto's hair is completely ridiculous. From the poor bleach job that resulted in that cheap-looking orange that people with a lack of good taste -- or patience -- is common in, to the way that blonde completely washes out his decidedly attractive face, to the "give me a break" mohawk. It's bad, bad all over. Though I'm sure some of you are going to lo...

Jessica Simpson is Dating Another Footballer

And this is him. I swear, this girl gets the best looking guys. Tony Romo? Totally cute. John Mayer? Good looking enough -- until he opens his mouth, that is. This new guy, former San Francisco 49ers player, Eric Johnson? Adorable! According to exclusive friends of the couple, the pair has been dating since May and have been stoked to keep it on the down-low (nooooobody has to know) until now. Congrats to the new couple, and may he treat Jess right. This is one woman who deserves some good, good love. />And this is him. I swear, this girl gets the best looking guys. Tony Romo? Totally cute. John Mayer? Good looking enough -- until he opens his mouth, that is. This new guy, former San Francisco 49ers player, Eric Johnson? Adorable! According to exclusive friends of the couple, the pair has been dating since May and have been stoked to keep it on the down-low (nooooobody has to know) until now. Congrats to the new couple, and may he treat Jess right. This is one woman who deser...

Britney Does a Really, Really Down-to-Earth Interview With Cosmopolitan

Much like the "personality" tests and quizzes you took rampantly as a fifteen year-old, Britney's fear of hard questions was assuaged in her very own multiple choice quiz during a recent interview with Cosmo, and some of the answers are sure to shock you (except for the coffee and ice cream one ... you'll see): I’m dreading the moment when my sons ask me: how babies are made If I had to wear one style of shoes for the rest of my life, I’d choose: flip-flops Stage fright is something that: still bothers me The one stage prop I wish I still had is: the flying pink SUV from my Do Somethin’ video If a guy wants to make me laugh, all he has to do is: fall down If my sons told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d: lock them in their rooms until they turned 30 The thought of turning 30 in a year and a half makes me: reflect on my life so far I perform my best when: I’m amped The TV show I’d most love to make a cameo on is: Gossip Girl. Even though I’ve already accomplished so much, I’m driven to achieve more because: I genuinely love what I do and the company I keep is so much fun. My preferred fashion style when I’m performing is: exciting, different and always stands out, but when I’m offstage, it’s: flattering yet comfortable I feel most powerful when: I’m working out I attribute my career’s longevity most to: hard work Having people constantly taking my picture is: something I always knew would come with the job I chose I’ve found that a great way to deal with nerves before a performance is to: move around When I’m feeling down, I find that I’m always cheered up by: coffee & ice cream The person whose opinion matters most to me is: my family The song I sing to lull my boys to sleep is: always different At this point in my life, what’s most important to me in a guy is: personality The most difficult adjustment to motherhood I had to make was: teaching my boys potty training. If an up-and-coming young performer asked me for advice, I’d tell her: life is short, have fun. The most heroic (crossed out heroic and wrote horrific) thing I’ve ever done is: broken my knee. The one thing about men and relationships I wish I’d known 10 years ago is: to say what you want. speak your mind! I know it’s a little weird, but I think: it’s hard to cook The best advice I ever got was: be yourself! Girl must need some cheering up, like, without end. But damn, Britney. I love you. I have to agree on the "how a guy can make you laugh" thing -- there's nothing funnier than someone falling down, you know? />Much like the "personality" tests and quizzes you took rampantly as a fifteen year-old, Britney's fear of hard questions was assuaged in her very own multiple choice quiz during a recent interview with Cosmo, and some of the answers are sure to shock you (except for the coffee and ice cream one ... you'll see): I’m dreading the moment when my sons ask me: how babies are made If I had to wear one style of shoes for the rest of my life, I’d choose: flip-flops Stage fright is something tha...

In Other News …

Kristen Stewart is way more paranoid and worried and borderline irrational than anyone could have ever imagined.  Poor lass.  [Celebslam] Hey Stephen Dorff! I thought you died. [popbytes] The best Twilight review of all-fucking-time. [Pajiba] If Lindsay goes to jail, it's totally OK because she's a "tough bitch." Eyeroll. Yes, Lindsay, everyone's afraid of getting the herp. We all know this. [Celebitchy] The greasiest dude east of the Jersey Shore has a kid now. [Amy Grindhouse] The greatest 4th of July supermodel nip-slip gift of all time. This time. NSFW. [CityRag] Courtney Love used to stab Kurt Cobain. Next up in completely unsurprising news: Courtney Love is crazy. [Pop on the Pop] Olivia Munn was "surprised" that she'd have to go "nude" for Playboy. I thought geeks were supposed to be smart? [Zelda Lily] I heard Liz Phair's new album was kinda bum. Have you guys listened to it yet? [OMGBlog] Reese Witherspoon looks better and better as the days go by. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Kristen Stewart is way more paranoid and worried and borderline irrational than anyone could have ever imagined.  Poor lass.  [Celebslam] Hey Stephen Dorff! I thought you died. [popbytes] The best Twilight review of all-fucking-time. [Pajiba] If Lindsay goes to jail, it's totally OK because she's a "tough bitch." Eyeroll. Yes, Lindsay, everyone's afraid of getting the herp. We all know this. [Celebitchy] The greasiest dude east of the Jersey Shore has a kid now. [Amy Grindhouse] The greatest 4th of July supermodel nip-slip gift...

Janeane Garofolo is Paranoid Delusional, Political, and Hates Hairless Vaginas

The video speaks for itself. Loudly. After watching, what have you learned, boys and girls? 1. Your computer is spying on you. The government is probably at your back door right now, installing fiber-optic cameras that will track your every move. Beware. 2. Anyone with fashion -- and grooming sense -- should, you know, take this very seriously. Because it's coming from Janeane Garofalo, and she appears to be the pinnacle of proper grooming. That, and you're a child molester if you like well-groomed, non-bushy, non-invasive nether regions. 3. Liberal government politics liberal politics you aren't listening to me politics I'm liberal don't you know a very staunch staunch liberal with a lot of government liberal political activism look at me politics blah blah blah. Great lesson, huh? /> The video speaks for itself. Loudly. After watching, what have you learned, boys and girls? 1. Your computer is spying on you. The government is probably at your back door right now, installing fiber-optic cameras that will track your every move. Beware. 2. Anyone with fashion -- and grooming sense -- should, you know, take this very seriously. Because it's coming from Janeane Garofalo, and she appears to be the pinnacle of proper grooming. That, and you're a child molester if ...

Jessica Simpson’s Pregnant?

picture of jessica simpson looking pregnant I think Jess would make a good mom.  Really, I do.  She'd be super-awesome at bedtime stories, throwing crazy voices for all of the characters in the book and making things up as she went.  She'd wear vintage aprons, do a lot of baking, and plan scavenger hunts for her kids.  She'd mop and wax the floor while simultaneously balancing a teething baby on her ample hip, and after a long day's work, she'd put the kids to bed and curl up on the sofa with a box of Ghirardelli. Just more thing...

Matthew Bellamy Confirms Your Worst Fears

photo of new couple matthew bellamy of muse, and actress kate hudson Yes, friends, he's publicly acknowledged the fact that he is dating America's very own Kate Hudson. [Watches Muse fans die a thousand deaths.] Bellamy speaks to Britain's The Sun (which is a real, live newspaper, as pointed out by one of our readers) and claims that he's not only seeing the serial dater, but it's getting serious, too. He's set up to meet the actress's legendary mother, Goldie Hawn, sometime this week: "I'm meeting her (Hawn) next week... I'm already nervous. I don't want ...

Check Out Ms. LOL-han’s Latest Lady Lovah

42128, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Thursday July 1 2010. An upbeat Lindsay Lohan in good spirits as she and new gal pal Eliat Anschel (dark hair) leave the Arclight cinema after 1am. The ladies, who were also joined by another unidentified woman, has been to see the Twilight Saga: Eclipse . Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com*FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE E-TABLET/IPAD & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES** Her name is Eilat Anschel, and she's a former member of the Israeli Defense Force. Oh, and she's kinda hot. Did you happen to notice? Of course you did. According to sources, Lohan and Anschel have gotten quite cozy over the past few weeks, after they met in LA a few months back when Anschel finished up some of her IDF duties. Friends of the new couple state that Anschel has been really great at wiping away Lindsay's most recent barrage of self-induced tears, and Lindsay is, in turn -- natura...

In Other News …

Katy Perry goes topless for Esquire. [Celebslam] Maggie Griffin is much, much funnier than her daughter, Kathy. And much less obnoxious. [popbytes] The Five Best and Worst Films of 2010 (so far). [Pajiba] Supermodel supermom Gisele says her 7 month-old baby is already potty trained. And this does not surprise me one bit. Next month, he'll be working for the CIA in covert operations. [Celebitchy] This chick thinks that Obama's a great, big pussy. [Zelda Lily] Paris Hilton was detained for pot, but she was freed. Heh. [Allie is Wired] Whitney Port fat? And yeah, she rocks it so well. [Amy Grindhouse] Joey Tribbiani just can't get past Friends, and it's showing. [Betty Confidential] Dolly Parton remembers what it was like to be horny. You know, a century ago, when she was only forty. [OMGBlog] Someone was dense enough to date Joe Francis, let alone fucking agree to be his wife?! [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Katy Perry goes topless for Esquire. [Celebslam] Maggie Griffin is much, much funnier than her daughter, Kathy. And much less obnoxious. [popbytes] The Five Best and Worst Films of 2010 (so far). [Pajiba] Supermodel supermom Gisele says her 7 month-old baby is already potty trained. And this does not surprise me one bit. Next month, he'll be working for the CIA in covert operations. [Celebitchy] This chick thinks that Obama's a great, big pussy. [Zelda Lily] Paris Hilton wa...

A Gross, Raven-Colored, Nappy-Haired Visual I Did Not Need This Morning

picture of russell brand being weird So, you all know the World Cup is (still) going on. It's all I hear about on the news, from my friends, and from the goddamned vuvuzelas, which, incidentally, make me want to hang myself. K? Well, it looks like Katy Perry's kind of sick of hearing about the Cup, too, and now she claims that fiance Russell Brand is shunning her in favor of various matches -- and by "various," I mean "all." However, it doesn't look like she's taking it to heart. She claims that she's got the eternal one...

Dean McDermott Has “Another Accident”

picture of tori spelling and husband, dean mcdermott, who is injured again But come on, nothing -- and I mean nothing -- is accidental when you're married to Tori Spelling, am I right? Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott, was hospitalized late yesterday afternoon after suffering a collapsed lung as a result of a dirt biking accident. Poor Dean's lung is also punctured. Though McDermott is currently in intensive care, his rep reports that he's recovering nicely and will be released to go home in a few days. Man. Some guys will go to the most extreme lengths in order to get away from their cryptkeepers wives for even the brief...