"Oh my God, poor girl. She's Britney Spears all over again. It's happening right before our eyes." When her friend asked if she meant Lindsay Lohan, she answered, "No, she's definitely headed the Britney route. It's worse. Look at those outfits. It's bad."Katy Perry blasts Miley Cyrus in an interview with Life & Style magazine. And though I'm not a huge, huge Miley fan, I'm even less a fan of Katy Perry's (music), so I'm going to go ahead and say "Fuck you, Katy Perry, Miley's going to go the Lindsay route, and don't make me wrestle you over the shit, you fucking strong elephant of a woman, you." />"Oh my God, poor girl. She's Britney Spears all over again. It's happening right before our eyes." When her friend asked if she meant Lindsay Lohan, she answered, "No, she's definitely headed the Britney route. It's worse. Look at those outfits. It's bad." Katy Perry blasts Miley Cyrus in an interview with Life & Style magazine. And though I'm not a huge, huge Miley fan, I'm even less a fan of Katy Perry's (music), so I'm going to go ahead and say "Fuck you, Katy Perry, Miley's going to go the...
Now that the antichrist Spencer's almost completely out of her life, Heidi's becoming vocal about what she's done, what she was pushed into and what she wants.
The female half of the ham hoagie (I mean, isn't that what a Speidi is? Am I wrong here?) supposedly claims to 'friends' that the almost-male half coerced her into getting the forty-billion dollars' worth of plastic surgery, and says that she's really regretful when she thinks about it. The 'friends' of Heidi (I'm still reeling from that informative slap to the head) also claim that she's contemplating a "make-under," now that He With the Creepy Flesh-Colored Beard and Magic Crystals is no longer in the picture.
And what else is Heidi's latest obsession? A desire to adopt a child. Yes, you read that right -- Adopt. a child. What the fuck, man. I wouldn't trust Heidi Montag to babysit my parents' ninety year-old dog who only sleeps and occasionally assails the surrounding area with a dusty geriatric fart or two.
Really, though. If anyone -- anywhere -- gives this woman a child to care for, at this point in her misguided, unstable life, I'm jumping ship on life. />Now that the antichrist Spencer's almost completely out of her life, Heidi's becoming vocal about what she's done, what she was pushed into and what she wants.
The female half of the ham hoagie (I mean, isn't that what a Speidi is? Am I wrong here?) supposedly claims to 'friends' that the almost-male half coerced her into getting the forty-billion dollars' worth of plastic surgery, and says that she's really regretful when she thinks about it. The 'friends' of Heidi (I'm still reeling from ...
If you're totally sick and perverted and into cats or whatever committing suicide, you can complete your bucket list and check out Amy Winehouse's very own nip-slip. If you dare. [Celebslam]
More Humane Society stuff to make you bawl your eyes out. Hat tip to Sheryl Crow! [popbytes]
Is there a better image than Betty White being fed grapes and stuff by hot, tight-underoo-clad men? I thought not. [Pajiba]
The ultimate puppy-loving, flower-child Drew Barrymore hates puppies, hates flowers. [Celebitchy]
That Olivia Munn article that everyone keeps talking about just keeps on blowing up. [Zelda Lily]
Wow. Craziness happens: Crystal Bowersox gets her toofs fixed. [Allie is Wired]
Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of Vogue. The shoot took up two issues: one for Gwynnie, and one for her ego. [Amy Grindhouse]
Is your favorite celebrity up for an Emmy nod? [Betty Confidential]
I know some of you probably think that Cristiano Ronaldo is, like, the epitome of hotness, but I really, really disagree. [OMGBlog]
Come the fuck on. Joel Madden would never cheat on Nicole Richie. Are you crazy? [Celebrity Smack Blog] />If you're totally sick and perverted and into cats or whatever committing suicide, you can complete your bucket list and check out Amy Winehouse's very own nip-slip. If you dare. [Celebslam]
More Humane Society stuff to make you bawl your eyes out. Hat tip to Sheryl Crow! [popbytes]
Is there a better image than Betty White being fed grapes and stuff by hot, tight-underoo-clad men? I thought not. [Pajiba]
The ultimate puppy-loving, flower-child Drew Barrymore hates puppies, hates fl...
Yeah, Lindsay was supposed to celebrate her birthday last night at Las Palmas, but according to, well, everyone, the guest of honor didn't even show up at the bash being thrown in her name.
In what many thought was sure to be a huge, drug-and-alcohol-fueled night with Lindsay and her cohorts tripping the lights fantastic -- or just trippin' -- her no-show came as a surprise to even some of her closest friends who were in attendance at the non-party:
"Lindsay was planning to celebrate her birthday with the owners of Las Palmas, who are like family to her, and her friend Ferras, who was also celebrating his birthday that night."
But after she didn't show, another friend came to the rescue, explaining her absence:
"Lindsay is not having her birthday @laspalmas!!!" her close pal Marcus Molinari Tweeted around midnight Thursday. "She is at home with friends and family!!! We wish her well and love her!!!"
I wonder if her rumored new gal-pal was there, at home, celebrating with Lindsay, and if she was all wet. From tears, you know. Because Lindsay's been doing nothing but crying on the new girlfriend, supposedly.
Well, at any rate, I'm glad you decided to take a good night in, Linds. I think if you had gone out, it wouldn't have turned out very well, anyway.
Happy, uh, birthday? />Yeah, Lindsay was supposed to celebrate her birthday last night at Las Palmas, but according to, well, everyone, the guest of honor didn't even show up at the bash being thrown in her name.
In what many thought was sure to be a huge, drug-and-alcohol-fueled night with Lindsay and her cohorts tripping the lights fantastic -- or just trippin' -- her no-show came as a surprise to even some of her closest friends who were in attendance at the non-party:
"Lindsay was planning to celebrat...
Jessica Biel, or who many refer to as the sourpuss that Justin Timberlake occasionally sleeps with and walks dogs with and occasionally lets into his circle of amazingness, is photographed for GQ China, and she looks every bit the gorgeous woman that a lot of people don't peg her to be.
I've always loved Jess Biel. I never watched 7th Heaven or whatever other crappy TV series she starred in, but my first real experience with her ample hotness was in the reboot of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and I thought she was gorgeous since then. She's pretty talented, and she does a whole lot of cool stuff like climbing mountains and donating to charities, so you know what? Biel's good in my book. It's a small book, but she's definitely in there.
And I don't care if Timberlake can't see your fabulousness, Jess. Girl, you can come over my house anytime and discuss politics and wilderness expeditions over fat-free soy lattes anytime. I've got a really awesome machine that makes them, you know, and you've got my number. Give me a ring. />Jessica Biel, or who many refer to as the sourpuss that Justin Timberlake occasionally sleeps with and walks dogs with and occasionally lets into his circle of amazingness, is photographed for GQ China, and she looks every bit the gorgeous woman that a lot of people don't peg her to be.
I've always loved Jess Biel. I never watched 7th Heaven or whatever other crappy TV series she starred in, but my first real experience with her ample hotness was in the reboot of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and I thought she was gorgeous si...
And if you've seen the uncensored version, you'll know that there's a, uh, "questionable" puddle sitting smack dab in the middle of where that lovely yellow oval happens to rest.
I couldn't even imagine sleeping with her, and not, you know, because I'm straight. Because I'd imagine she smells like a wet new perm, dirty pennies, and Mountain Dew. Attractive. Appealing. Oh-so-hawt.
Pull your damned shirt down, Ke$ha, and lay off the hard drugs. />And if you've seen the uncensored version, you'll know that there's a, uh, "questionable" puddle sitting smack dab in the middle of where that lovely yellow oval happens to rest.
I couldn't even imagine sleeping with her, and not, you know, because I'm straight. Because I'd imagine she smells like a wet new perm, dirty pennies, and Mountain Dew. Attractive. Appealing. Oh-so-hawt.
Pull your damned shirt down, Ke$ha, and lay off the hard drugs....
I mean, for any of you that actually care, that is. I never got into Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise, but I did happen to watch Vienna melt down during an interview in Beet's post earlier this week, and to me, it became newsworthy.
TMZ got a hold of some pretty incriminating emails that were said to float between Vienna and her ex-boyfriend, Lee Smith, which were dated up to the day that Vienna and Jake broke up. In the emails, sex and relationship reparations are discussed, as well as plans for the future:
- (Lee to Vienna) "I'm here again feeling a oh so fimilar [sic] feeling ... I think it is a mixture of antisapation [sic] or mabey [sic] it's me just missin you either way..."
- (Vienna to Lee) "You are my life. I love you so much and can't wait to be in your arms again."
- (Lee to Vienna) "u are all I want!!!! I want to sex u up so bad baby!"
- (Lee to Vienna) "Don't u miss touching all the time are [sic] long baths ..."
- (Vienna to Lee) "I do miss all that. I love you so much bubbie. I want our life back."
"I want to sex u up so bad baby." Yeah. This chick totally seems like the type to prefer a hard-headed, can't-spell-for-shit caveman over someone who presents themselves like Jake Pavelka. Jaysus. />I mean, for any of you that actually care, that is. I never got into Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise, but I did happen to watch Vienna melt down during an interview in Beet's post earlier this week, and to me, it became newsworthy.
TMZ got a hold of some pretty incriminating emails that were said to float between Vienna and her ex-boyfriend, Lee Smith, which were dated up to the day that Vienna and Jake broke up. In the emails, sex and relationship reparations are discussed, as well as plans for the future:
...
Live together in perfect haarrrmmmonnneeee ...
Uh, yeah. Wrong post.
Amy Winehouse was photographed early this morning, holding hands with a rather attractive gentleman-caller who is definitely not Reg Traviss, her current "boyfriend."
The couple was spotted leaving a pub in London this morning, and neither looked too pleased that their pictures were being snapped.
But come on. Who, in a sober frame of mind, would really be pleased to be photographic evidence that Amy Winehouse has people who aren't afraid
of getting the mange to hold her hand?
[gallery] />Live together in perfect haarrrmmmonnneeee ...
Uh, yeah. Wrong post.
Amy Winehouse was photographed early this morning, holding hands with a rather attractive gentleman-caller who is definitely not Reg Traviss, her current "boyfriend."
The couple was spotted leaving a pub in London this morning, and neither looked too pleased that their pictures were being snapped.
But come on. Who, in a sober frame of mind, would really be pleased to be photographic evidence that Amy Winehou...
Though the divorce hasn't even been finalized, it hasn't stopped Eddie Cibrian's estranged wife from continually speaking out about her husband's affair with country star, Leann Rimes. Brandi's latest interview emerges from the depths of In Touch, where she calls Eddie and Leann both cheaters. Again. She also insinuates that they both need professional help, but she wants to be friends with the new couple, too:
“They’re both cheaters,” Eddie Cibrian’s soon-to-be-ex, Brandi Glanville, tells In Touch exclusively. “I hope he gets help, but if he’s a cheater, he’s going to cheat forever.”
When Eddie Cibrian left his wife, Brandi Glanville, for singer Leann Rimes, it took her a long time to forgive. But she’ll never forget what he did to her — and thinks Leann shouldn’t, either.
“I don’t know how she deals with it, that he was lying to both of us,” Brandi, 36, tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. Brandi, who still lived with her husband for three months after his affair was exposed, adds that until the scandal broke, “there was no lull in our sex life.”
“They’re both cheaters,” she says. “I hope he gets help, but if he’s a cheater, he’s going to cheat forever. The great thing is, it doesn’t affect me anymore. I’m done.”
Indeed, though Brandi has definitely moved on and has a new boyfriend, she’s confident that she and her ex can have a civil relationship.
“I know Eddie loves me — I’m the mother of his children. But it’s a different kind of love now,” she says. “I do have resentment toward him, but I still wish him well. I hope we can all be friends one day, to be honest.”
What do you think? Will this unlikely trio be sitting down for anything more than a good, old-fashioned hair-pulling anytime soon?
... Nah, me either. />Though the divorce hasn't even been finalized, it hasn't stopped Eddie Cibrian's estranged wife from continually speaking out about her husband's affair with country star, Leann Rimes. Brandi's latest interview emerges from the depths of In Touch, where she calls Eddie and Leann both cheaters. Again. She also insinuates that they both need professional help, but she wants to be friends with the new couple, too:
“They’re both cheaters,” Eddie Cibrian’s soon-to-be-ex, Brandi Glanville, ...
But come on. Who wouldn't cry if they were told to not pass
blow go, not collect $200, and go directly (OK, in a couple weeks, anyway) to jail?
We have an exclusive video of Lindsay's plea to judge Marsha Revel, but as you're all aware, it was rendered fruitless.
I'm definitely with Beet on this one; I love Lindsay. I want nothing more for her than to do this jail thing, serve even the majority of the time, and come out to kick ass in fixing her life. I want a Mean Girls redux, another "album," and more (sober) wacked-out family drama involving America's Favorite Asshat, Michael Lohan. I want the real Linds to re-emerge after the dust settles. I want her to leave her fragile, broken shell of an existence in the antiseptic prison cells that she'll call "home" for a period of time, and I want her never to turn back.
This is it, Lindsay. This is finally your chance to straighten the fuck up. I'm not gonna lie -- I'm rather amused by the photos and coverage that your ass is getting, because drama is so delish, but hey. The only one who's going to fix this for you is you. Jail kind of did wonders for Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, so once again, follow others' footsteps. This time it might actually do you some good.
I'll pulling for you too, girl, so don't be crazy in between now and July 20th. Check on into LA's famed hoosegow, and let its lime green walls soothe your broken spirit.
Yeah, this'd be Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian's ex, and Amber Rose, Kanye's ex (according to sources as Us Weekly, the rapper and the, uh, "model" have taken a break).
The two were photographed at a 4th of July party somewhere in the Hamptons this past weekend, and supposedly, the two are getting it on. I kind of don't care either way, but hey. The picture's pretty funny, and funny's always open for interpretation, right? />Yeah, this'd be Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian's ex, and Amber Rose, Kanye's ex (according to sources as Us Weekly, the rapper and the, uh, "model" have taken a break).
The two were photographed at a 4th of July party somewhere in the Hamptons this past weekend, and supposedly, the two are getting it on. I kind of don't care either way, but hey. The picture's pretty funny, and funny's always open for interpretation, right? ...
These photos were snapped of LeAnn Rimes -- the quasi-kind-of-not-really-Hester Prynne formerly known as a country singer -- in a two-piece a few days ago and I have to say: she looks way more amazing than I've ever given her credit for.
I mean, remember when she was just a young, chubbed-out adolescent with a funky-looking grill? Now she's an older, full-blown hottie-fab-body, with an almost normal looking grill.
You go, girl!
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